British-offical

[british-offical]

I love this cup of tea while am stuck on the bloody moon

[netherlands-offical]

Uhhh

Hallo???

-@nederland-offical

Hallo, andere nederland!

[nederland-offical]

Hallo

[british-offical]

@britain-offical

How has this happend twice so far

[awesome-offical]

WHATSUP! ITS ME, AWESOME-OFFICAL

I know, I know, my awesomeness might be hard to process. Here, I, being so kind and AWESOME will tag some other officals to help make sense of my awesomeness with you. No need to thank me.

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @lemonade-offical @man-offical @pepsi-offical @satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @de-activated-offical @amnesia-offical @spotify-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @british-offical @an-australian-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @man-offical @lesbian-offical @james-offical @villain-offical @paranoia-offical @drumsticks-offical @poet-offical @the-grim-reaper-offical @rock-offical @astronaut-offical @your-local-robloxian-offical @teaparty-offical @7-eleven-offical @pocket-watch-offical @heart-offical @costco-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical @breadcrumb-offical @penny-offical @dr-pepper-offical @mackerel-offical @the-cheese-offical @fox-offical

[british-offical]

good day bruv

[the-pineapple-offical]

*pounds on your door*

HEY!!!! HEY PINEAPPLE!!!!!!!!

Savi isn’t around today….

Do you know what that MEANS??????

We have FREE access to the cars!!!!!!

Are you in????

- @hell-offical

.

[kid-offical]

huh

-@hell-offical

[hell-offical]

Hmmmm….

CARS???

Kid… do you want to…

Crash some cars????

Make some REAL bad decisions????

[jeremy-auntsauce]

*eats door of cars*

-@hell-offical

[hell-offical]

*blinks*

Yep… thaaaats also a way of getting around Savi’s security system….

*jumps behind the wheel*

EVERYONE GET IN!!!!

[supervillains-assistant-offical]

... Savi won't be very happy with you.

[hell-offical]

*laughing:*

Heyyyy RAISINE!!! Don’t be a buzzkill!!!

Just get into the CAR!!!!

I SWEAR we’ll get some ice cream along the way!!!!

[supervillains-assistant-offical]

...

You don't even have the keys to that car, Hell.

I do.

*He opens his hand, where the keys to a car are sitting.*

[hell-offical]

*does their best impression of a sad puppy face*

Ohhh come on Raisine…

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEEAAAASE!!!!!

Please… would you juuust…

Give me the keys???

[supervillains-assistant-offical]

You plan on crashing the car, Hell.

Why don't you take the crash proof one?

*He was smiling though, teasing.*

[hell-offical]

*grins back*

Ohhh come on!!!!

Crashing cars is FAR too funny…

Aaand Savi gets to commit arson whenever he feels like it, doesn’t he???

Sooooo…

Can’t I…mayyyybe…

Crash ONE or two cars???

[british-offical]

HELLO ME GOOD LAD

[britain-offical]

can u say meow please

uhhhhh what.... meow????

fear

[british-offical]

BREAKING NEWS

BRITAIN IS A SUB

[france-the-third]

that's not really breaking news is it?

[british-offical]

shhhhh

[france-the-third]

Can you meow?

[british-offical]

Meow

[france-the-third]

Aww, cute :)

Good country (?) (good gimmick blog?)

[british-offical]

*backflips*

[france-the-third]

impressive, you're very bendy

[british-offical]

*goes back to the moon*

[britain-offical]

can u say meow please

uhhhhh what.... meow????

fear

[british-offical]

BREAKING NEWS

BRITAIN IS A SUB

[france-the-third]

that's not really breaking news is it?

[british-offical]

shhhhh

[france-the-third]

Can you meow?

[british-offical]

Meow

[france-the-third]

Aww, cute :)

Good country (?) (good gimmick blog?)

[british-offical]

*backflips*

[britain-offical]

can u say meow please

uhhhhh what.... meow????

fear

[british-offical]

BREAKING NEWS

BRITAIN IS A SUB

[france-the-third]

that's not really breaking news is it?

[british-offical]

shhhhh

[france-the-third]

Can you meow?

[british-offical]

Meow

[britain-offical]

can u say meow please

uhhhhh what.... meow????

fear

[british-offical]

BREAKING NEWS

BRITAIN IS A SUB

[france-the-third]

that's not really breaking news is it?

[british-offical]

shhhhh

[britain-offical]

can u say meow please

uhhhhh what.... meow????

fear

[british-offical]

BREAKING NEWS

BRITAIN IS A SUB

[britain-offical]

this morning I got trapped in the bathroom and my mum had kick the door down, so you know, pretty normal day

[british-offical]

what are you American?

[mcdonalds-employee-offical]

Hello I would like to order something

-@britsh-offical

Hello British Offical welcome to McDonald's how may I help you today?

[british-offical]

I would like to order 8 Big Macs

[hell-offical]

hey so how are you going to explain to @supervillain-offical that all the geese are gone because my boss? @britain-offical took possession of them while taking @the-pineapple-offical and turning him back to normal

-@british-offical

But the pineapple is with @the-void-official ……

Also the geese are mine… and It is honestly not very difficult to get more of them….

And lastly (as punishment for your association to Britain):

[british-offical]

yeah I get that but he got taken by Britain when he was a goose with all the other geese but then he returned after being turned back to normal but the geese didn’t

[hell-offical]

I can make more geese…. It’s not that hard…

*takes out a goose-feather shaped whistle, throws it at you, you get turned into a goose*

SEE!!!!!! NOT THAT DIFFICULT!!!!!

No go be a good goose and join your comrades….

[british-offical]

okey but am the only goose a one goose army

[hell-offical]

hey so how are you going to explain to @supervillain-offical that all the geese are gone because my boss? @britain-offical took possession of them while taking @the-pineapple-offical and turning him back to normal

-@british-offical

But the pineapple is with @the-void-official ……

Also the geese are mine… and It is honestly not very difficult to get more of them….

And lastly (as punishment for your association to Britain):

[british-offical]

yeah I get that but he got taken by Britain when he was a goose with all the other geese but then he returned after being turned back to normal but the geese didn’t

[the-pineapple-offical]

HELLO HELLO GENTLEMEN

I really need to get the hang of drawing folklore and such

so am going to be taking drawing requests for Goblins Wizards elves orcs trolls Gnomes and golems and and such but still please keep it in that kind of territory but it’s still allowed but I will not do it if I don’t want to so keep it in mind

RULES

No 18+ and so such

Keep in mind that I draw stupid shit in a good way so I won’t be doing hyper realism

Ok asks please tag blog in when you do anon if you won’t I simply flat out won’t be doing it

PLEASE NO DRAGONS I ACTUALLY KINDA HATE THE DRAGON TROPE

If you choose one be specific simply “wizard” won’t be enough say a wizard with a nacho as a hat or them doing something ect and with golems be them made out of something ect like i don’t know chairs or something ect ect and I think you understand it now the same with every species ect and yes just making the blue or something will be enough

and if you aren’t sure or want a exemption just ask me

2 of each Species per person MAXIMUM

and yes you are allowed to post it on your blog the ones YOU requested it’s actually Highly Recommended

And it’s not required but I do recommend doing a bit of research about the species but it’s not required

Rules may change but yeah tag a friend if you want them to know about the this

Old pinned post

[british-offical]

hehe your getting the officalverse attention attack

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @cia-offical

@the-apple-offical @satan-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @homosexuality-offical

@britain-offical @brick-offical @spotify-offical

@pants-shitter-official @wizardex-yt @wizard-offical @supervillain-offical @hell-offical @villain-offical @ferg-offical @ferg-offical @ferg-offical @ferg-offical @ferg-offical @ferg-offical @ferg-offical @ferg-offical @ferg-offical @ferg-offical

@ferg-offical @fetus-offical @fbi--offical @fritolaycorporation @drawings-offical @art-offical @officalverse-fanart-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical

[britain-offical]

being online is so weird cuz you could just be like

"I like tea :)"

and then someone will go

"YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON KYS"

like huh??

[british-offical]

YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON KYS /j

[jeff-offical]

MUM STOP TELLING ME TO USE THE CRAFT KNIFE CAREFULLY I'M NOT GOING TO CUT MYSELF

[british-offical]

I can feel the British coming from this post while am on the MOON

@britain-offical

[britain-offical]

why are you on the moon, get back to earth you fool

[british-offical]

Am invading the moon because am British

[jeff-offical]

MUM STOP TELLING ME TO USE THE CRAFT KNIFE CAREFULLY I'M NOT GOING TO CUT MYSELF

[british-offical]

I can feel the British coming from this post while am on the MOON

@britain-offical