caw caw

I’m offical.

[crow-offical]

Caw Caw

Just a offical crow.

Searching for corvids to join the official murder.

The official murder (not to be confused with @murder--offical, who is a murderererer): here

Herald of @grim-reaper-offical

CAW CAW

[mtg-offical]

Just dealt 41 damage to someone in one turn :)

[crow-offical]

Only?

[cranberry-branflakes]

I WAS MADE FOR LOVING YOU BABY

[king-of-oreo]

YOU WERE MADE FOR LOVING ME

[crow-offical]

AND I CANT GET ENOUGH OF YOU BABY

[avhira]

Someone should make us go to sleep cause we cant make ourselves go to sleep

[crow-offical]

caw caw

go to sleep my friend

throw throw that phone in the other side of the room and go rest

•>

[crow-offical]

The Offical Murder:

Me

@raven-offical

@murder--offical

@corviddetector

@crowthecleo

@crowsofthemountain

@atlass-random-stuff

@ominous-crows-offical

@crownote

@crow-human

@shaethecrow

@appalachian-heathens

@confusedfroggirl

@corvid-19-offical

@corvid-offical

@hybridcrows

@notthatkindagrrl

@tj-maxx-offical

@shimo-offical

@offical-plague-doctor

@literarycrow

@amillionmagpies

@arsenic-offical

@jid-offical

@quasikalopsic

@fluffycrows

@queen-of-chaos-offical

@consumed-bythe-void

@for-sure-not-a-llama

@cocoa0crow

We are corvids and shiny enjoyers.

Any corvid is welcome to join. Just say you wanna join.

CAW CAW

I will update this post when new members join.

[the-mtg-bbeg]

What does it take for one to join the croew? (crow crew)

[crow-offical]

the murder is for the ones who like shiny things and crowing around

you play mtg so you already collect shiny cards.

wanna join?

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Hell yea

Let's kill murder ts!!!!

[crow-offical]

hell yea <•

[crow-offical]

The Offical Murder:

Me

@raven-offical

@murder--offical

@corviddetector

@crowthecleo

@crowsofthemountain

@atlass-random-stuff

@ominous-crows-offical

@crownote

@crow-human

@shaethecrow

@appalachian-heathens

@confusedfroggirl

@corvid-19-offical

@corvid-offical

@hybridcrows

@notthatkindagrrl

@tj-maxx-offical

@shimo-offical

@offical-plague-doctor

@literarycrow

@amillionmagpies

@arsenic-offical

@jid-offical

@quasikalopsic

@fluffycrows

@queen-of-chaos-offical

@consumed-bythe-void

@for-sure-not-a-llama

@cocoa0crow

We are corvids and shiny enjoyers.

Any corvid is welcome to join. Just say you wanna join.

CAW CAW

I will update this post when new members join.

[the-mtg-bbeg]

What does it take for one to join the croew? (crow crew)

[crow-offical]

the murder is for the ones who like shiny things and crowing around

you play mtg so you already collect shiny cards.

wanna join?

[falling-stars-dont-go-far]

Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know

I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.

Open tags

[cermblka]

um, I’m an orphan? xd idk if I already said it or someone noticed , but meh, idc.

@noodlecarrot50states @almosttroll @icydeku14

[noodlecarrot50states]

I think you might have put that in a tag at some point 🤔

Let's see...

I'm on track to be salutatorian of my graduating class (aka I have the second highest gpa of the 556 other students in my year). I used to be number 1 but AP ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE ruined it 😤

Also, I have anemia

@aespere @ihaveglitterbombs @4rielle

[ihaveglitterbombs]

HELLO?!? THATS AWESOME🥹 CONGRATS💗

Maybe I make this a little obvious, but maybe my moots don’t know, I’m a private school FREAK. I have only been around the same small handful of people my entire life, and most likely extremely socially stunted 💀🫡 or that I’m Türk! Turkish is my first language :3

no pressure tags ofc 😋

@annabelle-creart @veetriestodostuff @packleaderbriggan @cheetah-roll

[dippenink]

You’re not alone in the private school thing, I went to a Catholic private school for 9 years.

I’m also really short

@optimismlikeasword @charredsnail @leafburne @theratlivinginyourcouchcushions

[leafburne]

i can drive an excavator

i almost ate poisonous berries once (to be fair they looked like blueberries and were right next to blueberries and my guard was down because i was gorging myself on blueberries like a bear and then i ate them, tasted them, and immediately spat them out cus they tasted like shit, i asked a botanist friend of mine if he could identify them and he said yeah those are poisonous)

@ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy @irlctubbo @s3lkieboy @fireacidcow

[irlctubbo]

hmm probably most of yall dont know this i think... I once got accused of hacking in blooket a few years ago in my home economics class because I kept winning the blookets with insane amounts of fish or gold or crypto

I was not hacking. I was just smart and knew all the question answers unlike my classmates. but it got so far my teacher started to believed it AND NEARLY CHECKED MY CHROMEBOOK for cheats. because I simply knew the answers

@toesuckler @faenar @cannimochi @c-rainduo

[cannimochi]

uhmmm!!! im not rlly sure lol... my first time dying my hair i went bright red and it was so vibrant in photos it looked badly photoshopped lol

@mbirnsings-71 @owlpower669 @quantum27 + open tag :3 <33

[nitpick7]

hi im doing the open tag bc i have fun facts...

i recently graduated uni with a bachelors degree in software engineering (currently working on a masters in compsci), and on the same day i got engaged!! yes i'm still aromantic. of some variety.

some of y'all might know those though. oh wait yeah the one that always gets people is i still consider myself christian lmao, my dad's a pastor and doesn't hate gay people so i lucked out and do not have religious trauma 🙂‍↕️ i recently started going to a church near my uni with my of my roommates actually!

i'm gonna tag @thecouncilofdumdums @borbdoc @sympathytea because i feel like y'all will have good facts. but also open tag (:

[thecouncilofdumdums]

something my followers probably don’t know is that I have been stabbed. That’s my go-to story TwT

I’m also allergic to cinnamon.

Not sure what else to put!

open tag, but @verdantdrawzstories @dragonairice @kitab00m101 if you would like to share q

[verdantdrawzstories]

Ummm fuck… I’ve nearly died at least 10 times Ig

Thanks for the tag! Open tag but @nonbeanie-writes @not-ready-for-gaster @thankfullynotaredshirt

[nonbeanie-writes]

very bewildering notification to get when i'm halfasleep /silly

uhh. baby's first fandom was the very niche Songs of War :)

open tag but @serialdesignationaxel @callum-74 /nf

[callum-74]

ooo these are fun,

I want to be a marine biologist or zoologist with content creation on the side

Open tags

[peskybirdonyx]

I'm concerned about some of y'all

Anyways

I guess my fun fact is that I'm top 99th percentile in half the testing categories in both my school, my district, and nationally! That's fun! Oh also, I want to go to MIT and be a game developer!

@hawkflame999, @pufferishofpeace15, @randomfic, @sharktaco901, @4nt1soc1al-bl0b, @yuritadami10akayurihoshi, @merthaevelynk, @djyapyap33, @somestrangestone, @justalilgremlincreature, @iburntthenoodles, @xen-isnt-here, @mcwhoremic, @tox1ctraits, @ranchersghost, and open tags! /nf

[ranchersghost]

Hmmm , well I want to be either and English teacher or a history one. And I only have one fully functioning kidney, the other I only have 11-15% of it left :D

@strawbxrrypies @appletree-child

[strawbxrrypies]

oh damn that was.. something to read anyways...

uh fun facts fun facts...

I wanna be a makeup artist!? I think some of you know that though.

oh also without saying my age my oldest first cousin is like ten years younger than me. I'm kinda surprised I'm not socially stunted but I lived in an estate soo...

some very important (or not depending on who you ask) exams will be taken in June and then I will be free to frolick on Tumblr to my hearts content! I'm very excited for that one.

oh wait this isn't the most unknown but this is actually my second Tumblr account under the same name. my old one was mostly six of crows and I had soc and the next step fics on ao3 but all of that got deleted so I'm back and I bring you... mcyt. shout-out to the one moot I actively kept from my old account tho she's the best <3

uh yeah that's kinda all I could think of that's in anyway mildly interesting. trust I will think of a really good one the second I post this though.

@multishipper33 @myphycopharmacologist @djyapyap33 @sunshine-snake @merthaevelynk @whimsical-steel @reguiarsalad @rzkx + open tags/nf

[multishipper33]

as a wee bairn watching last life from lizzie’s pov for the first time and not understanding the rule against teaming with reds, i had a personal pointed hatred towards renthedog. he was public enemy number one. something about his morals of no betrayal being immediately broken idk

uhhhh ummmm oh dear uhhhh @its-that-gay-fox and uh @all-hail-blood-sheep and mmmm uhhh @the-canary-wives + open tags!!!

[its-that-gay-fox]

for all that i don't like people and i'm not a big fan of loud noises, i love cities. i love their bigness and all that there is to see and do and i love the opportunities that come with them. in addition, traveling stresses me out because i'm really afraid of losing things, but it's one of my favorite things in the world. i recently traveled to a bunch of cities and i loved it so much that words don't describe. new york city, dc, rome, and florence are some of my favorite places in the whole world

@saunteredvaugelydownwards @i-like-eating-bones @aries-of-spades

[saunteredvaugelydownwards]

i've almost fallen off a cliff twice

@i-like-eating-bones @toadpolliwog

[i-like-eating-bones]

I literally cant think of anything im so fucking boring lol

@literarycrow @oneepichermit @rory-bug

[literarycrow]

i have undergone 2 surgeries

@crow-offical

[crow-offical]

uhhhhhh i have been caught in a hail while on a top of a mountain

[the-mtg-bbeg]

No need to ask what made me ask chat gpt this, It's pretty self explanatory

(ill be fine)

@king-of-oreo @punky-beaver-offical @serturasi @queen-of-chaos-offical @crow-offical @asap-azriel

[crow-offical]

first of all you should be fine i have probably eaten more

second

CHATGPT WHY 🤮🤮🤮🤮

BLAAAAAAA🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

KILL GEN AI

[officalverse-politics-offical]

@salamander-offical will he removed as Prime Minister of the Officalverse. I would also like to ask @beansandsausages32 to have him convicted.

A new election will be held for Prime Minister. The candidates will be:

Birthday Party ×11 (it will take up 11 ballots)

Communist Party ×1 (it will take up the final ballot)

-@mao-the-dong-offical

@beansandsausages32 do you agree to the conviction of Salamander?

Here is the election for Prime Minister:

Which party should hold the Prime Ministership?

Communist Party

Birthday Party

Birthday Party

Birthday Party

Birthday Party

Birthday Party

Birthday Party

Birthday Party

Birthday Party

Birthday Party

Birthday Party

Birthday Party

Voting ended onMay 3

[kanye-west-offical]

GO BIRTHDAY PARTY

EVERYONE VOTE FOR THE OPTION RIGHT UNDER COMMUNISM PARTY OR THE ONE THREE OPTIONS UNDER IT

@punky-beaver-offical @crow-offical @king-of-oreo @queen-of-sugar-cookies @nug-offical-deactiv HELP A BROTHER OUT

[nug-offical-deactiv]

hey want to merge parties

I need @lemonade-offical to approve though if you do

maybe it could be called Blank Birthday Communism?

[lemonade-offical]

lemme ask my other two party members

@punky-beaver-offical @crow-offical ? what are we thinking?

[crow-offical]

i approve

[king-of-oreo]

Fun fact

It’s actually very masculine to enjoy being called a good girl :)

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Pls tell me ts is carl

[king-of-oreo]

Hey I never said I enjoyed it

It’s just actually masculine

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Oh right

You just don't enjoy being masculine

Go on my little trans boy

[king-of-oreo]

Oh fuck off you asshole

[crow-offical]

@the-mtg-bbeg, you should have called oreo a trans girl (femboy would have worked too)

if you are gonna make jokes make sure they work

[asap-azriel]

"MY HUSBAND IS WALTER WHITE YO" kys

[punky-beaver-offical]

AW CMON THAT WAS FUNNY ASF

[crow-offical]

omg

hmmmmm…..

[kanye-west-offical]

IF THEY TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK, FART

[crow-offical]

words of wisdom

[queen-of-chaos-offical]

I'm bored

[the-mtg-bbeg]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0PicuPCfXDJyyRtOR1ukGW?si=kG8IDklcQqyHljefY7Ji1A listen

[crow-offical]

wait did you see my reblog of this post or did you just think of the same thing XD

[laciffo-satan]

You are Transgender from now on. No take backs. Have fun.

[do-not-u-dare]

WAITWAITWAIT

do already trans folks get double trans or un-transed

[laciffo-satan]

Un-Transed

[asap-azriel]

THATS TRANS GENOCIDE/not serious

uh I nominate @crow-offical instead.

[crow-offical]

uhhhh

so u know i was [ř̸̳e̷̥̅d̴̫̆a̷̫͆c̸̖͠t̵̝̀ę̶͒d̶̖͒]

what does this make me now?

[ř̸̳e̷̥̅d̴̫̆a̷̫͆c̸̖͠t̵̝̀ę̶͒d̶̖͒]?

[queen-of-chaos-offical]

I'm bored

[crow-offical]

[laciffo-satan]

You are Transgender from now on. No take backs. Have fun.

[do-not-u-dare]

WAITWAITWAIT

do already trans folks get double trans or un-transed

[laciffo-satan]

Un-Transed

[do-not-u-dare]

FUCK

[do-not-u-dare]

@king-of-oreo

[king-of-oreo]

Aw you massive fucker

[crow-offical]

dam it oreo now u a boi

[kanye-west-offical]

Hello, people of the officalverse. It is me, Ye, formerly Kanye West, the greatest artist of all time.

OOC: I do not agree with anything Kanye west, nor does HE agree with what he has said either. this blog is COMPLETELY satire also ooc will usually be marked with red

- @asap-azriel

I AM A GOD

BULLY OUT NOW

TAGS EVEN THO I DONT NEED THAT SHIT TO GET FAMOUS

@punky-beaver-offical @crow-offical @king-of-oreo @queen-of-sugar-cookies @tagging-officals-offical @satan-offical @spotify-offical

[crow-offical]

yall i have conspiracy theory that @kanye-west-offical and @jid-offical are the same person