cowboy sasscore

yeehaw, emo fag, transvestite, white belt, kill myself, 22yrs

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and i am sure as many as have

good beards, or good faces, or sweet breaths will for

my kind offer, when i make curtsy, bid me farewell.

she exits.

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ive seen death

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the slog of life where im happy for about 5 hours a week and the rest is just a milquetoast sludge of existence where nothing is actually worth value and is just a perpetual waiting game till i come back to just being miserable more

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homeless man told me “keep moving grim reapers gonna get ya” and now i think i might die

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gonna throw up till i die and im okay with that

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jen wiley is like screamo cher

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is lcd soundsystem british

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bowling alley onion rings: hom nom nom

mom and pop shop boneless spare ribs: hom nom nom

grilled cheese dipped in butter chicken sauce: hom nom nom

rubbing alcohol: kill yourselffff

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xvxtentacion

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guitar tuner punched me in the balls: hz, doesn’t it

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no ethics in a thumb war, just death

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horny for udon

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top 5 cowboy sasscore things ive said:

1. ted? william.

2. honk fucking shoo

3. glorpcity usa screamo scene

4. transmasc major kovaloyv

5. eat her out on christmas call it bush de noël

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this girlpenis classified, nothing comes out (ad lib)

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every horny girl on tumblr is like i want my weed vape smoke to turn into a elemental and fuck meeeee :((( like yeah sure girl

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i bring a real statler and waldorf energy to the cuck chair

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dying