The following is for those multicultural.

Translating all the nonsensical Cow Chop descriptions. Lost in translation.

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Ya'll

We surpassed 1000 followers. Wow! I've been gone for so long but life is not good right now so I need to go a little longer with this hiatus.

I would like to have a admin to keep this blog running so it's fair to everyone excepting content and so videos don't pile up while I'm gone.

If you're interested in helping, DM me. Serious entries only bc I s2g if ya'll don't do it right I'm going to beat your ass.

Thank you for all your support! 😊

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BIG INSECT PROBLEM (Jul 21, 2018)

Spanish - 

“Las alas de la abeja melífera se mueven increíblemente rápido, alrededor de 200 latidos por segundo, creando así su famoso zumbido distintivo. Una abeja puede volar hasta seis millas, y tan rápido como 15 millas por hora. 8. La abeja obrera promedio produce solo alrededor de 1/12 cucharadita de miel en su vida.”

The wings of the honeybee move incredibly fast, around 200 beats per second, creating its famous distinctive buzz. A bee can fly up to six miles, and as fast as 15 miles per hour. 8. The average worker bee produces only about 1/12 teaspoon of honey in her life.

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PRIVATE TENNIS LESSONS (Jul 20, 2018)

Swedish - 

“Tennis bara ett spel, familjen är för evigt.”

Tennis just a game, the family is forever.

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TRAMPOLINE & PIZZA SLAP (Jul 19, 2018)

Spanish - 

“Mi cuerpo se debilita todos los días. Alguien, por favor quita mi alma de este miserable planeta. Anhelo la liberación.”

My body weakens every day. Someone, please take my soul away from this miserable planet. I long for liberation.

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DRUNK HITMEN (Jul 18, 2018)

Italian - 

“Frank Sinatra fungeva da collegamento tra il capo della mafia di Chicago e la famiglia Kennedy durante gli anni '60 principalmente per ottenere il sostegno dell'Unione. Quando Kennedy ha rinnegato le sue promesse dopo essere stato eletto, Sinatra è stato punito dal fatto di dover giocare 8 notti consecutive al club del boss del crimine.”

Frank Sinatra served as a liaison between the head of the Chicago mafia and the Kennedy family during the 1960s, mainly to gain the support of the Union. When Kennedy denied his promises after being elected, Sinatra was punished by having to play 8 consecutive nights at the crime boss club.

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WHAM! BAM! THANK YOU FAM! (Jul 17, 2018)

Spanish - 

“Tenemos algo mejor que un pie de conejo, tenemos familia.  Raza güey.”

We have something better than a rabbit foot, we have family. Race güey.

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EXPANDED ITALIAN LORE (Jul 16, 2018)

Italian - 

“Il flipper era illegale per oltre 30 anni in America e aveva persino un proprio capo criminale, specializzato nell'industria illegale del flipper.”

The pinball machine was illegal for over 30 years in America and even had its own criminal chief, specialized in the illegal pinball industry.

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ANIME BODY PILLOW (Jul 15, 2018)

Swedish - 

“En dakimakura (från daki: "att omfamna eller klamra" och makura: "kudde"), är en typ av stor kudde från Japan. Ordet är ofta översatt på engelska som en "kudde". I Japan liknar dakimakura västerländska ortopediska kroppspuddar, och "vanligen" används av japanska ungdomar som "säkerhetsobjekt".”

A dakimakura (from daki: "embracing or clamping" and makura: "pillow"), is a kind of big pillow from Japan. The word is often translated in English as a "pillow". In Japan, dakimakura resembles western orthopedic body pads, and "commonly" is used by Japanese youth as "security objects".

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FIGHT ME AT TANACON (Jul 14, 2018)

Spanish - 

“¡El drama de YouTube es excelente para las vistas!”

The YouTube drama is great for the views!

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MAFIA (Jul 13, 2018)

Italian - 

“Joseph Colombo, che ha dato il via alla Lega dei diritti civili italo-americana per protestare contro la rappresentazione degli italiani come mafia nell'intrattenimento, è stato a capo della Colombo Crime Family.”

Joseph Colombo, who kicked off the Italo-American Civil Rights League to protest against the representation of Italians as a mafia in entertainment, was head of the Colombo Crime Family.

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DON'T SPEAK TO ME OR MY FÜHRER EVER AGAIN (Jul 12, 2018)

German - 

“Diejenigen, die leben wollen, lassen sie kämpfen, und diejenigen, die nicht in dieser Welt des ewigen Kampfes kämpfen wollen, verdienen es nicht zu leben.”

Those who want to live make them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.

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TRAIN CAR ESCAPE FINALE • VR Block Party (Jul 11, 2018)

Hindi - 

“ट्रेनों के बारे में दिलचस्प तथ्य। ट्रेनों को रेल पटरियों के साथ यात्रियों या माल के परिवहन के लिए बनाया गया है। ट्रेनों को भाप, डीजल और बिजली सहित विभिन्न ऊर्जा स्रोतों द्वारा संचालित किया जा सकता है।”

Interesting facts about trains Trains are designed to transport passengers or goods with rail tracks. Trains can be operated by various energy sources including steam, diesel and electricity.

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UNWANTED OFFICE VISITORS (Jul 11, 2018)

Spanish - 

“Un niño duro que a veces se traga las uñas Criado en la ayuda del prisionero Mató a un policía cuando estaba Trece Y de alguna manera eso realmente impresionó Yo Y está escrito en mi cara”

A hard child who sometimes swallows his nails Raised in prisoner's help He killed a policeman when he was Thirteen And somehow that really impressed I And it's written on my face

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ATTACK OF THE LIBS (Jul 10, 2018)

German - 

“Kein Politiker sollte sich jemals im Badeanzug fotografieren lassen.”

No politician should ever be photographed in a bathing suit.

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DEFYING GRAVITY • VR Block Party (Jul 9, 2018)

Spanish - 

“Los objetos con masa se atraen entre sí, esto se conoce como gravedad. La gravedad mantiene a la Tierra y los otros planetas de nuestro sistema solar en órbita alrededor del Sol. Las mareas son causadas por la rotación de la Tierra y los efectos gravitacionales de la Luna y el Sol.”

Objects with mass are attracted to each other, this is known as gravity. Gravity keeps Earth and the other planets in our solar system in orbit around the Sun. The tides are caused by the Earth's rotation and the gravitational effects of the Moon and the Sun.

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20' TRAMPOLINE IN THE KITCHEN (Jul 8, 2018)

French - 

“Un jeu similaire au trampoline a été développé par les Inuits, qui jetaient des danseurs en l'air sur la peau d'un morse, un à la fois, au cours d'une célébration printanière de la chasse à la baleine.”

A game similar to the trampoline was developed by the Inuit,  who threw dancers in the air on the skin of a walrus, one at a time, during a spring celebration of whaling.

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DISGUSTING KIDS ROOM CONCOCTION (Jul 7, 2018)

Hausa - 

“Wadanda ba za su iya tunawa da baya ba, an yanke musu hukunci su sake maimaita shi. George Santayana (16 Disamba 1863 a Madrid, Spain - 26 Satumba 1952 a Roma, Italiya) wani masanin kimiyya ne, marubuta, mawaki da marubuta.”

Those who can not remember back, are judged to repeat it again. George Santayana (16 December 1863 in Madrid, Spain - 26 September 1952 in Rome, Italy) was a scientist, writer, writer and writer.