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prsephonies-deactivated20200815

ya fiction gets a bad rap for repetitive themes and plot points but like have you ever read adult contemporary . it’s just divorce divorce drug addiction divorce . overly descriptive depressing sex wherein both the characters hate each other and themselves. at least percy jackson had fun

shirleyjacksons

i know this will make me sound old and boring but once i’m home for the night i’m home. i don’t like upsetting my plans even when i don’t have any. yes it’s only 8pm but i spent the whole evening believing i’m not going anywhere, i cannot perceive or be perceived right now, try again later

stylish-suidae

People who haven’t actually read the book: “Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster.”

Me, an intellectual: “Frankenstein is the college dropout, not the doctor.”

insomniac-arrest

why retail workers shouldn’t wear name tags

tacky

too intimate

hearing my first name from strangers is terrifying

ruins my aura of mystery and intrigue

detracts from the Sexy Rivalry market

imagine if Harry Potter worked at Starbucks and Malfoy walked in and was forced to call him “Harry.” Awful. Unseemly.

weird power dynamics where they know my name forever and I don’t know theirs

is used because capitalism demands we treat customers like close relations and Imma be real with you pal:

flappydolphin

Do you ever like have a reader’s block when you want to read something but you’ve already read everything you want to read, but you also want to read something new, but you don’t know what because you really want to read stuff you’ve already read but you also want to read new stuff but like really fast, as in you want a book to get over really quickly but you can’t find any book like that

hoppip

No!!!

anxietyproblem

lunapics

I just left therapy that was working because it was $125 a session. I bought no Yule gifts this year because I was in therapy.

but-first--tea

moveslikekeithrichards

nsfw = nosfewatu

redlipstickresurrected

Jane Crowther (English, b. York, England) - Black Cat Resting, 2008, Mixed Media for Card

barbarianarchy-deactivated20200

whats the point of having a cat if it doesn’t commit crimes

the-book-reaper

Walks into the shelter like “give me the biggest bastard here”

yimmyayo

martindykewood

being an adult is just like. oh shit toothpaste is expensive. oh shit popcorn is expensive. oh shit cat food is expensive. oh shit gas is expensive. oh shit water is expensive. oh shi