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To love and to be loved.

Local women? In my area?

#it's more likely than you think

Remember. A sacrifice to no god is just a murder.

#this is about modern christianity btw

Am I a fundamentally miserable person or did I just get too hungry? Vote now on your phones!

#I think realistically a little bit of both tbh girls

I might be a bitch, but at least I'm Best In Show!

#bitches who bite

It’s the soup curse.

#the soup curse

Take it from me, an adult: FIBER IS IMPORTANT

#this is for all you young’uns #you may think it doesn’t matter #yes it does friends #yes it does

Katy Perry went to space, and we can't make QUIET leaf blowers? This is outrageous

#katy perry #space #leaf blowers #girl what the hat

Remember ladies. Any burrito can be a breakfast burrito if you eat it for breakfast

#happy finals

Remember, if a girl in staring at you in public and you think she's judging you, maybe she just thinks you're pretty <3

#this is about the woman i stared at in the coffee shop #I'm sorry queen I just thought you were pretty

I’ve found myself on many planes recently, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that some of y’all really need to clean out your pools. Them things lookin’ greener than a tree frog on Saint Patrick’s Day, goddog!

#I was visiting #you guessed it #my beautiful wife

I'm in the club (coffee shop), high off perc (decaf coffee), with some shades (blue light glasses) on

Tatted up (smeared ink from notetaking), mini skirt (old hoodie), with my j's (hiking boots) on

#me when grad school #I love it tho

coyote-fever

Do y'all know that song that's like the Sophia the First theme but also a little bit like the bridge from Love Shack (B-52s) and also like the Fairy Odd Parents theme? Asking for a friend

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IT WAS COOKING BY THE BOOK FROM LAZY TOWN

Do y'all know that song that's like the Sophia the First theme but also a little bit like the bridge from Love Shack (B-52s) and also like the Fairly Odd Parents theme? Asking for a friend

#my beautiful wife

ofthequeenbee

Hey! What's the hardest part of having a boyfriend and a wife?

Oh! Easy. Google calendar.

#my beautiful wife #it’s so scary

ofthequeenbee

My wife: Do you want a wordle hint? It's pretty esoteric and random - I don't know how helpful it'll be

Me: Yeah actually

My wife: It's part of the title to one of my favorite glass animals songs

Me, .2 seconds later: Oh! I got it.

#my beautiful wife

Remember, the most important thing is to do all your tasks with a scowl :)

*my assistant runs on stage, whispering frantically* wait- what. Oh- a SMILE do it with a SMILE- WAIT A SMI-

#it’s too late #the audience has already left #happy scowling my friends #anywho.#this is regarding the task my father has given me

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