How About No... @ofthequeenbee - Tumblr Blog

Hey! What's the hardest part of having a boyfriend and a wife?

Oh! Easy. Google calendar.

#its absurd #a wall of color #i cant look at it without being confused and anxious #seriously its ridiculous

My wife: Do you want a wordle hint? It's pretty esoteric and random - I don't know how helpful it'll be

Me: Yeah actually

My wife: It's part of the title to one of my favorite glass animals songs

Me, .2 seconds later: Oh! I got it.

#marriage #wives #we might be slightly telepathic #we def spend way too much time together #why do i know her music taste that well

Nothing like knowing the exact people your wife's posts are sparked by. I'm like an insider, keeper of the secret knowledge (the tea).

#marriage #i love my wife #codependent

My wife: My beautiful wife! My amazing, brilliant, beautiful, perfect wife! I'd die for her. God she's perfect.

Me: dumbass (affectionate)

coyote-fever

I’ll never forget the time I was in the car with my now wife when we were freshmen in college and she was playing “Amen” by Amber Run and, with tears in her eyes, asked me if I’d ever heard it. And I, equally somber, said “yeah in a Warrior Cats PMV.”

@ofthequeenbee

#the wives who post together stay together

Me and my wife: discussing the artists that fundamentally changed us in middle school

Me: idk man, "soap" had a chokehold on me, and don't even get me started on "teen idle"

My wife: holy shit "teen idle." Have you even heard "girls"? Holy shit, I was transported.

My boyfriend, standing there so confused: ...................huh

#k-12 #he doesnt get it #the AESTHETIC #i was such a poser emo #honorable mention TØP

Nothing like the horror of realizing your middle school writing is forever on the internet. Anywho. Moving right along.

#i was so cringe #fake emo #too much fanfiction

Apparently, I'm in an unironic polycule too. Seems very tumblr 2014 of me. Shout out to us.

@coyote-fever My Wife <3 saving my ass consistently.

#are you jealous of our 3-income household

Woah.

Reviving this blog in the wasteland of the present. The orange man was president when I started it the first time, and I'm a whore for poetic symmetry.

#middle school me is so sad #middle school me is impressed with my vibrator collection though