iykyk @coyote-mom - Tumblr Blog

Hi i hate civilization and men and voting and i do gross things to women younger than me.

Farming is not living as much at the mercy of my gods/the universe as I prefer, but it's definitely better for communion with the fickle shifting of the void than a job.

Goddess of chaos and the plow seeks goddess of war and beauty for mutual worship

Join my pantheon.

I didnt reallly realize how much we were doing on the farm this year until somebody asked me abt what we're growing and now I am Overwhelmed.

#30 is a normal number of veggie varieties to be growing in year one when you arent a veggie farm #that 30 doesnt include herbs flowers or mushrooms

Like I try to stay over it but also like it only took us 4 years after you bailed to get the life you always said you wanted and youre just some dweeb's wife now. Lmao.

Unfortunately the guy who sells mushrooms at the sunday market has discovered that we also grow mushrooms (we sell mushrooms at Saturday market but not Sunday)

I prefer not to talk to people who wear bucket hats or tie dye, generally, but especially about WORK.

Living like 3 miles away from our Sunday farmers market i is pretty funny. Sold out of radishes IMMEDIATELY and just ran home to harvest more. 30 min round trip including harvest, cold water rinse and bunching

Rooster jumped at the kid (fence was between them they're fine) so somebody's going to freezer camp

Letting me know you're horny when we're busy and I don't have time to fuck your brains out is a bad idea because I am legally obligated to use that information to torture you for the rest of the day.

#slt stff

Today in problematic coyote-mom-isms:

"Like yeah he's a trans dude but at least he doesn't seem like a pussy, so I'll let him shoot his shot"

Bitching and moaning abt how hot it is all day. Finally look at thermometer. 64.

It's supposed to be 89 tomorrow I'm gonna like actually die fr

Ive been successfully stalling this dude for a while bc I dont wanna have yet ANOTHER straight girl summer but he said he's off work this weekend and gonna come to the farmers market.

Look, I support our troops,

BUT

The term "transbian" is just so swagless and insipid. We gotta old yeller that shit.

#just be a baeddel if ur strictly t4t #or a lesbian if you'll fuck cis women in addition to normal women

cholerascum

"erm! actually! I'm not comfortable calling people it/its! it just makes me uncomfortable I feel dirty and icky and mean! why not just use they/them? sending love!" doesn't feel good reading once. reading it 12000 times on 4 different posts? fucking explode. leave it/it's users alone. you really don't have to share that someones chosen pronouns makes you uncomfortable. you sound like a transphobe.

freakedoutdyke

Happened more than once where someone I know will make their whole thing being queer, and then say their boundary is people using it/its because you "must have something wrong mentally". Isn't that the basis of queerphobic mentality come on 🫩

coyote-mom

I was once looking to help a friend buy a car in an ostensibly fairly radical queer mutual aid group. Got immediately hit with the "you should respect your friend more and not call them [sic] "it"

Like come onnnnnn

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