Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@coyotefart
Do this and Tony the Tiger will come to your house and kill you
I don’t know why I thought Tony the tiger was the Gatorade mascot
Damn thats Powerade
Scary Signs 4
the Beat goes on
Every Friday after school, for the last year and a half, Alastor and Angelo would head to the city cemetery. Alastor used to go on his own, Angelo only coming when his mom didn’t need him to help with chores. Since his mother’s passing, he had no reason to go home anymore. They both would pack extra lunches, walking hand in hand to the grave markers. Lilly-Anne LeBlanc side by side with Maria Rose Ragni. Both the boys sat down and pulled out their food. Each laying an extra sandwich down on their own mother’s graves.
Angelo smiled softly. Silently saying his usual prayer. If there was a god, he better take damn good care of his ma. Angelo knew, if the scriptures were true, his mother probably hadn’t gone to heaven, but hoped they would make an exception for her…
Taken directly from Strawberries and Cigarettes by @jorjibearblue Chapter 2
I’m in Alastor selfcest hell.
when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time
I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something
#ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE HE’S BEEN SHOT IN A COP SHOW
Doll vs golf ball
get fucked
the father, the son, and the holy ghost
The fourth horseman
Can I just point out how Angel looks at Alastor right here?
@laz-va
Sometimes I miss the cold.
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babey
someone: *good joke, understandable humor, not making a fool out of themselves*
Alastor: *regular fucking smile* :)
some fucking person: *dad joke*
Alastor:
this is how i choose to contribute to the fandom,,