we’re on our way to — HOLY SHIT.
she preferred hanging out with dead people.
please, help me!
he keeps on hitting me!
the princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven koopa hotels.
that’s just a big dead guy!
is there something behind me? i have the feeling i’m being watched.
by the time you read this, i’ll be dead.
mmm, whatcha say?
what the fuck’s a terrorist?
you’re free!
i’ve gone rogue, ______. tryna figure my own way.
they experimented on me!
i’m finally fucking free! please, don’t put me back in an enclosed space! it’ll kill me!
today’s the time to chill.
look at all this money!
IS THAT A GHOST?!
you know that is immensely problematic.
did you see that ‘over the hedge’ movie?
he’s really hot!
i know that sharktale had a really good game for the ps2.
get the fuck out of here.
what the fuck – what?
i need to be with you, ______.
there are genocides happening!
i’m not wearing pants.
______, HELP ME!
i abandoned him in the snowy countryside hoping he’d never return. ______, you need to finish the job.
you thought that you could save your friend…but unfortunately, it’s too late.
i had to do to him what you wouldn’t.
you son of a bitch!
and then WE can be together! yes! forever, ______!
fine…i’ll do whatever you say.
i’m still alive, but i don’t have much time left!
i need you to get me some ice cream.
anyway, i’m about to die.
everything’s a conspiracy! haven’t you ever seen the government?
i’m sorry? can you do that again?
it’s just me against the world…
STUNNING!
i killed you instead.
i’m jiggling up a storm.
oh, wow, okay. that’s not what i expected you to sound like. judge a book by it’s cover…i guess.
i’m gonna kill you, now. i’m gonna kill you.
put an end to this, ______!
well, thanks for that, i guess.
no, ______…you’re ______, remember?
who’s ______?
apparently i’m german.
i’m undead.
there’s birds everywhere. so i decided to kill all birds.
hello, ______. it’s me. did you miss me?
what did you do to ______?
am i free?
we’ll never be free so long as corporations control the government!
there is no freedom under capitalism!
that’s right. capitalism has finally shown it’s horrid face, and it’s the face of birds. we’re talkin’ bird capitalism, baby.
i have to kill you.
and i need you alive.
it was a hamilton reference.
whoa, you’re my mom?
GEORGE WASHINGTON IS MY GRANDMA!
what the history books didn’t tell you…benjamin franklin and george washington…were lesbian lovers.
______ and ______ were lesbian lovers.
now that i’ve facilitated the cover up of the lesbian relationship between benjamin franklin and george washington, my plan is almost complete!
i don’t have many things to do with my time. i’m very bored.
i figured i’d do a lot of complicated, vaguely evil things and hope it inconveniences you.
but you haven’t killed the truth.
as we all know, the truth…is lava - proof.
so i finally did it. i destroyed the truth.
but what was there left but to live a lie?
my friends…betrayed me.
speak softly and carry a big gun.
you know nothing!
see you later…alligator.
wait! no! fuck you! BITCH!
awesome. great. i was here.
choking on your alibis!