i've made a sexy mistake

🌻 21+ 🌻 queer 🌻 they 🌻 minors DNI 🌻 read the banner 🌻 sideblog: ineffable-sunflower

[sunflowersniffles]

🌻 About the blogger

🌻 Howdy, you can call me Sunni. This is my sneeze kink blog.

I am 25, my birthday's in September.

I use they/them pronouns.

I'm queer and autistic.

I live in Texas.

My fandom-focused kink blog is @ineffable-sunflower.

I upload on youtube sometimes.

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You're under 18

You have no age in your bio (age ranges are fine, and no I'm not going to DM you for your age or scroll through your blog for an about page).

[edited] You're a non-snz, non-whump blog here to point and laugh at our kinks.

You're coming from Youtube to try to DM me. I don't interact with viewers in DMs.

You're any kind of queerphobic, racist, antisemitic, sexist, or ableist. You can fuck off forever.

🌻 You can check out some of my original posts here.

🌻 My list of tags can be found here.

[head-colds]

the visiting group of aliens, who are from a planet where sneezing is a sign of virility/luck and who are important enough to have been assigned human security on their visit, are grateful for this assistance from the locals and as such they deign to give them a viral parting gift that features some very predictable effects

additional info: the aliens had been visiting earth’s flower gardens, and although they no doubt expect their gift to go on to be shared widely, the human in particular who they initially give it to is the one they grew most partial to during their stay, on account of that one’s unmanageable allergic reaction during their duty

[itsjustaflower]

I was looking at handkerchiefs online (for fun) and I've just stumbled upon this and a few others like it. I didn't even think it was a handkerchief at first but it's labelled as one... I just cannot get over the size of the lace borders compared to that tiny, minuscule, terribly thin fabric panel in the centre. Don't get me wrong, it's beautiful and I would SO use it, but have you ever seen anything that could possibly be less effective in it's purpose?

Imagine somebody having a dreadful time with a cold or out exposed to allergens, at that point where their nose is simultaneously stuffed up and dripping with relentless mess. They've already been sneezing and they're getting messier and stronger every minute. Whatever they have been using to contain everything and blow their nose is completely soaked through. Just when they think all hope of not looking like a mess is lost, one kind soul has a spare handkerchief. And they're presented with this

[brandnewcouch]

happy pride to the asexual snzfuckers who were very confused about how they could be into no one and also snz at the same time! it’s a wild experience, but i love that there are so many of us on here and that the snz community is so inclusive when it comes to asexuality <3

[sunflowersniffles]

Learned about the concept of bottoming fever tonight. Perfect scenario for Pride month 🌈🍑

[itsjustaflower]

To people who start to sneeze right after sniffing a flower / kicking up some dust / spritzing some perfume / opening the blinds and seeing the sun: How does it feel to be the most hot person alive and how does it feel knowing that I'd risk it all for a chance to see that happen

[spiced-cider-snz]

Has Pip ever got caught in a cloud of something sneezy? For example a cloud of pepper accidentally while cooking? Considering she's a clown I'm assuming she would have cartoonishly sneezing aspects.

She’s very Alice-In-Wonderland-y.

When she wore a skirt, it would poof up when she sneezed, which is a toon physic that doesn’t quite work with her current apparel….

…but have a current-dress, tiny version of a very peppery, sneezy Pip for your troubles!

⚠️UNDERAGE/NON-KINK BLOGS DNI!!⚠️

🍎Cider

[snottysnz]

someone sneezing down their shirt as a last resort to try and contain the messiness of their sneeze(s) resulting in their chest getting all wet from the sneezy spray. bonus points if they wipe their nose on their shirt and it leaves a very noticeable wet spot.

[sunflowersniffles]

Learned about the concept of bottoming fever tonight. Perfect scenario for Pride month 🌈🍑

[minakai-snz]

Help Me Sneeze Please

Pov: my nose is itching so bad, so I turn to you for help getting my (harsh, wet, desperate) sneezes out ;)

I'm actually very proud of how this came out hehe like damn

contains: talkie, loads of sniffling, mentions of mess/snot, noseblow + small coughs + slight stuffy talk at the end

[snzsuckers]

When their building up goes from ”hah—” to “hIH—” to “IIH—“

[itsjustaflower]

Sneezing into your scarf? Hot. Sneezing into your hands while you have gloves on? Hot. Sneezing into a plushie? Hot. Sneezing into a blanket? Hot. Sneezing into the thing that is making you sneeze? Hot. Sneezing into a pillow? Hot. Sneezing into something somebody else is holding there for you to catch your sneezes? Hot. Sneezing into the crook of your arm like you're supposed to, but it makes a huge mess of your sleeve? Hot.

[cherrycherrytree]

happy pride to my fellow queer snzfuckers! i hope you all know that you’re sooo beautiful and sexy and loved, and that the world is a better place with you in it!

[itsjustaflower]

Really big tough guy with tiny gentle bunny sneezes. Slim smaller shy guy with dramatic buildups to big loud unruly sneezes. And they have gay sex. Send post

[absolute-snzaster]

stuffy talk but it's allergies this time

inspired by this kind request from @prohistamine , and featuring my gayness for apologetic sneezers

"I probise I'b dot sick, I swear, I just sou'd like this because I have really bad ah-ahhh-aller-TJSCHOO! 'scuse be. I'b just really allergiiihh-h'kSHOOO! oh, excuse be, I'b sorry. I have a really bad allergy to AAH-SCHOO! to polle'd, 'scuse be. I take allergy bedicide every bordi'g a'd I still get like thiii-ICHOO! like this. a'd the polle'd today is so bad that aAATCHOO! that I just haved't beed able to stop 'byself frob cod'stadtly uhh-AHCHOO! ATCHOO! s'deezi'g all day. sdf AAHT-CHOO! see? 'scuse be. sdfff. uhCHOO! AAT-CHOOO! ohh, god. by dose CSHOO! TCHOO! is so stuffy all the tibe. KSH'SHOO! doe 'batter how bady tibes I kSH-SHOO!!! I s'deeze a'd blow by dose AHH-AHH-CHOOO! by dose is so co'dgested. ahCHOO! CHOO! excuse be, I deed a tisshuh-a tishh-a tissCHOOO! oh doe, sdf I did't s'deeze od you, did I? sorry, cad you just– tsCHOO! cad you just ha'd be that box of tissues? aCHOO! CHHOO! I'b godda UHHH-CHOO! godda deed a lot 'bore of theb. ATCHOOOO! ohh, tha'dk you. AH-AHH-AH-CHOO! ITSCH-CHOOO! AADJSCH-SCHOOOOO!! ohhh, excuse be. sdxxxxt"

[germaphobicsneezer]

Thinking about when a person keeps sniffing bc the mess in their nose is just light enough that it won’t sniff all the way back, but just heavy enough to continue to ooze downwards.

And it is more than enough of a tickly sensation that their lack of tissues is soon to be the least of their problems

[fetishccinealfredo]

i don't remember if i've stated this already; but one of the hottest things (imo) are sneezes that require a warning.

bonus points if they desperately try to hold it back to prevent it from even coming.

"uh oh, n-not again... plehehh.... hehh... aHH..!!"

"stand back, this is gonnahH--!! be big!!"

"it's coming! hehHH... ehHh...!!"

so on and so forth. all are good. <3