“Yearning For Dark Shadows.”

"Throw away your mask."

[sweetoothgirl]

Chocolate Chip Cookie Rolls

[whitepeopletwitter]

Society is a cage

[strawberry-crocodile]

ttrpg player pro tip- just tell your GM when you have a plot in mind for your character. Ask for events to happen. Walk up and say "I want my evil brother to show up and be a huge fight and I try to save him from himself." Your GM will ADORE having a whole encounter outlined for her, you'll get to have an awesome scene play out, you'll be invested, your GM will be invested, it'll be memorable. Hopefully, just don't be foreceful.

The idea that you and your GM will be able to like, psychically intuit each other's ideas for character arcs is bullshit. This is a collaborative relationship; communicate!!

[strawberry-crocodile]

Also get comfortable undoing shit if you're the DM. If you made an off-hand comment that didn't fit the world you want to weave or if you realized pulling a character out now has bad implications. You can just pause and tell everyone "wait I changed my mind, forget I said that! it didn't happen." and go back to the previous scene.

Ultimately ttrpgs should be a fun play time; ask yourself if you're following invisible rules, and if those rules help or hinder your game experience.

[obdndi]

Left the DM (unexpectedly for me, pretty bad) and I still remember her saying things in the liking of "let's see how the plot goes" or "my plot won't allow your (nesessary for my characters survival) details" or "it needs to be here to justify my plot".

Her plot allowed a lot of things I wasn't aware of, didn't consent to or never discussed for the sake of being "spoiler-free".

So another very important thing for you, dear DM: don't be afraid of spoilers. Your players can handle a little bit of info tete-a-tete for their comfort and/or safety.

The Almighty Plot is not the master over your game. You are.

[elusivist]

Guys 2014 is in two months

[eating-the-inedible]

Guys 2024 is in two months

[caats]

[catchymemes]

[catchaspark]

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

[timefortigers]

sheds a single tear

[catchaspark]

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

[gholateg]

Lil Early, but fuck it! I’m not missing it this year.

[rongzhi]

大壮/Da Zhuang ("Big [and] Strong") the cat

English added by me :)

[doctorwhogifs]

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

[mishalak-deactivated20200713]

I held onto this for six whole months. It was soooo hard waiting.

[imperfect-boys]

“to you (unfinished, off the top of my head) It all started with some friends and a van a kick drum inside my ribs Preaching electric into a microphone stand Raise your red plastic cup And Turn the laughter up We fell asleep in the grass on the summer fest days You’d never guess I’m still trying to get my head screwed on straight All us believers still believe Everytime we sing “two more weeks” Someone shoulda thrown us in a cell and swallowed the key Somebody shoulda told us to leave em be The only news we tuned in to was the traffic update Nothing feels as close to home as nightime windows down on 88 Lax to berlin and back Wake up on the west coast inside a flask The good books in the drawer next to the bed you pissed in passports a blur, full of stamps from places I missed you in They’ll tell you everything about last night that you forget Pack your suitcase, joes in the back smoking a jazz cigarette They hated me before they ever loved me I’m not ready for things to change I miss you missing me in the good old days Got stuck in the cell of you and me I guess it still beat solitary —–Worry worry Put my head in such a flurry Freckle freckle What makes you so special——- One of these days yr gonna wake up in heaven Laugh about that night you got four stitches above your eye when they let the guitars fly Never trust a band that wouldn’t bleed for you Never believe in anyone who wouldn’t drive through the night (To you) They never tell you in school you’ll feel so alone Wake me up again when were in the same time zone The way I’d take a cornfield over a coast Mulitply me times what you adore most There were nights between yellow lines When I confessed to you riding shotgun asleep under purple skies They say You get what you get Well we Got lost in the middle of nowhere And you almost quit Tonight Come together Come apart You can get lonely when u Only read the charts Called everybody I knew in this life Can we get it together just for tonite I miss old friends and “play it agains” Please Send my love, to everyone above”

—

Pete posted the above to one of his secret blogspots (deleted long ago) on August 13, 2008.

(via stumpomatic)

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

The orange kitty presented...

[catchymemes]

Water biscuits

[iapislazuli]

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

[iapislazuli]

Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything

[screamingbingusthecromulentone]

[image ID: A tumblr tag that reads

i had a dream last night where dwayne the rock johnson got an abortion

/end ID]

[badsciencejokes]

Dude has a death wish

[vergess]

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

[haropla]

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

[krystal-prisms]

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

[totally-original-artist]

[openworldadventurer]

[nerdlingwrites]

I can’t leave this in the tags, I’m sorry.

[hoshihime98]

The idea of Joker having a savior complex due his kindness (and wanting to not be label as a delinquent anymore) that spirales till the 3rd semester where he has the worst reality check ever its so spicy

Having a 'oh' moment when what Maruki its doing clicks in and having to realize that as much you try you cant help/save everyone on your own

If Ryuji and Ann had Kamoshida, Haru her dad and Makoto her sister, Maruki its the closer thing we get to Joker's own monarch