[aethernoise]

that Tural UV index tho

glad to see he's out of the sun and started taking his skincare more seriously

(taken from the Nova Crystallis coverage of the CEDEC2026 panel about the Evercold teaser trailer)

[nortism]

Normal 19th century guys with normal role models

Based on my own post

[gholateg]

I'ma have to reread monte cristo, because I could have sworn Faria was down for the Vengeance of God.

[pointless-letters]

One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.

[pointless-letters]

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

[pointless-letters]

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

[pointless-letters]

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[gholateg]

lesbian stock just skyrocketed in china because of this.

[beardedmrbean]

[gholateg]

[black-pill-becky-deactivated202]

hitting you hitting you hitting you hitting you hi-

[lesbianredpanda]

[theslothmother]

Some marinated Monte Cristo thoughts:

Dude I love how all the villains got their end:

Cadarrouse, who allowed another to fall victim to a scheme he knew about, fell victim to a scheme mc knew about

Fernand, who condemned a man with a false testimony to steal the fiance of mc, was condemned by a true testimony that caused him to lose his fiance and son

Dunglars, who tried to keep his own hands clean and reputation positive by having others do his bidding and allowed MC's father to die of starvation, was made to lend money he didn't have to maintain a reputation he lost and then nearly starved

Villefort, who felt above it all and condemned an innocent man and stood by as he suffered, was condemned by a guilty man by his guilty deeds and his wife and son died both by his condemnation and his refusal to step in when he should have

But wait! The sins of the father passing to the child!

Dunglars, who wanted riches and reputation, had Eugenie who wanted freedom and love and her friend (which could mean nothing)

Fernand, who wanted honor and destroyed it, had Albert who is going into the military to make his own name

Villefort, this is less solid to me, perhaps other see it more clearly, wanted a continuation of his noble line, but extinguished it by his inaction when he told madame to kill herself and she also killed his son.

Please read this book it's so awesome

[gholateg]

Villifort married for power and rank, instead of marrying Hermione, and his proud, lawful nature was proven to be made of glass via his son.

Meanwhile, his daughter marries for love and shows filial love to her grandfather.

So maybe less sins of the father and more justice through his children.

[thememedaddy]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[not-muse]

[rj-anderson]

I know this is from Australia but when I first saw the words “Victorian man” all I could think of was this:

[cockyhorror]

To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?

[enba-and-luka]

[mokopirirakaugalaxias]

we have more than two green parrots.

We have Kea, Kākā, Kākāpō, and Kākāriki (of which there are 3 species).

Kākā are more olive brown than green but are really neat and beautiful birds and are growing in numbers thanks to conservation efforts.

Kea are mostly green with red underwings and b will pickpocket you, but then again so will weka. The bit about them stopping traffic is absolutely true - I have a friend who has witnessed this.

Kākāpō are, in the words of my ecology professor, “really bad at being parrots”. They suck, but endearingly so. They are so bad at being alive and climbing things and reproducing but you cannot help but love them. Again, they are green, but in a shambling moss pile sort of way.

Kākāriki are much smaller and are kept as pets internationally. The three kinds are the red crowned, the yellow crowned and the orange fronted. Of these, the latter is the rarest (currently critically endangered).

There are also several other species endemic to various outlying islands. We have, in total, nine surviving endemic parrot species and several subspecies of those.

If you see ANY of these at all, regardless of whether or not they pickpocket you, all of them are are very cool and very worthy of respect.

[pollyanoid]

recently got to experience the funniness of going on a trip with partner and friends

[pollyanoid]

none of my friends are third wheels they are my guardian angels thank you

[gholateg]

it's not a cuck chair, its a lifeguard station.

[catchymemes]

[surroundedbybooks]

Unrestrained summer fun

[everythingismadeofchaos]

I guess the restrained kind could either be really lame or significantly above average, depending on your attitude

[gholateg]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[gholateg]

[pinkpy]

Dende no La Croix

(+ Bonus!)

[pinkpy]

they're dead now.

[pinkpy]

Hey it's not showing up in the rbs for some reason but this is the continuation!

[pangur-and-grim]

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

[pangur-and-grim]

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready

[pangur-and-grim]

check in time:

I see the vision

it's still really bad

Voting ended onJul 11

[mookimooks]

You people are so fucking lame. That sentence and that vision is so absurd that it's become brilliant.

[gholateg]

[darkpagesworld]

[gholateg]