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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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If someone is flirting with me I need them to literally say "I'm flirting with you" or else I'm just like wow they're nice.
This is me. Though, occasionally, days later, I might put together that they were flirting... but only if there is zero chance of me ever interacting with them in person again.
welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning
Will they do my dishes?
they will Slay your dishes
What about the laundry?
they will Slay your laundry
what about the minotaur harassing my cows
they will Have Sex with the minotaur
So, I was trying to buy @ursula-vernon’s awesome Dragonbreath series in paperback for my nephew when I stumbled upon this. What the Amazon-Hellscape is going on here? Right title, wrong author, and… VERY much the wrong cover. How did this slip past amazon’s supposed quality control? WTF?
25 posts!
Um... Yay? I suppose I really ought to use Tumblr more often. It seems like a pretty chill place.
This started out as a random doodle but somewhere along the lines it morphed into Summer In Orcus fanart. So that’s interesting. Anyway, posting it here because, why not?
Real and implied birds.
Today in What The Fuck Has The River Done Now...
A general reminder—periodic cicadas pose no threat to anyone and their plant damage is limited to nipping off the ends of twigs. Please do not hose them with pesticide. They are slow and clumsy and confused and only want to make friends with other cicadas and eventually die of sexual exhaustion.
Yes, the screaming is a lot, but they’ve been extremely quiet neighbors for thirteen years, cut them some slack as they go through the most fraught time of their lives.
like where did it come from i was literally doing a silly little art and craft
The firm and deeply-held fear that if I’m getting to make progress on a fun craft or read a book that there must be some responsibility I am failing at.
Oh god, I feel this in the anxious place inside my chest.
Really, the answer to most 'so many cases of X didn't use to exist!' complaints is that THEY USED TO DIE.
Allergies? Gluten intolerance? Cystic Fibrosis? Seizures? Asthma? Diabetes?
THOSE USED TO BE ALL BUT DEATH SENTENCES.
Y'all ever notice that when people say "There were never that many X people before!!!" X people almost always seem to be Housebound due to Lack of Accessibility or Chance of Severe Illness, Unrepresented because no one Put A Name to the Demographic, Oppressed with Physical Violence and Societal Ostracization, or straight up fucking Dead?? Just me?
For anyone wondering how treatment is going, it’s the Saga of Bob, Part Six!
The story so far…
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Half-inch hairs get in EVERYTHING.
Some percentage of Tumblr will now unfollow me for my anti-Solas sentiment. I understand this.
Honestly though, this biopsy was flat out awful in the weirdest oh good I’m made of meat way.
An online friend sent me a can of Cougar Gold cheddar, and if he ever needs a kidney, I will lurk in alleys with a scalpel and a bag of dry ice.
It’s not fun to live through, but the treatment is working really, really well, so that’s good news!
(Continued infinite gratitude to the transcribers!)
Alice Te Punga Somerville, Always Italicise: How to Write While Colonised - Kupu rere kē
it's so funny when ppl"s defence of no fat characters existing in video games is "uh they wouldn't be able to physically do the things the character does" like damn i hate to break it to you but skinny bitches can't physically cast a fireball in real life either but nobody has a problem with that
Seriously, my wish-fulfillment isn’t that I’m skinny, it’s that people who look like me also get to have cool-ass adventures.
If you’re really that worried about my character’s fat ass being able to fit in tight spaces or whatever, I’m pretty sure they make a Wild Shape for that.
Ok, but now all I want in life is a T. Kingfisher book featuring a very stout druid who is constantly (and mildly begrudingly) using her animal forms to follow her oblivious rogue friend into cramped spaces to keep her from dying horribly and the rogue friend just always expecting her to be there. Like...
"Learn panther form, they said, you'll be a dps machine, they said. But noooo... here I am using panther form to follow you into yet another crawl space so you can rob this nobleman blind and not get killed by the security mages. Ffs."
Druid: Eventually pops out of crawl space behind rogue as they stagger back from a lightning spell.
Rogue: "Where have you been!? I almost died!"
Druid: *stares in did-you-know-that-even-panthers-are-wider-than-your-halfling-ass-I-got-stuck-three-times-and-had-to-shift-into-otter-form-to-get-out*
I painted a lil dragon fren the other night because, well… what else am I supposed to do with my free time? Anyway, I hope you like it.
This lil dragon remains the best thing I've drawn in a while and I wish more people got to see her.
I painted a lil dragon fren the other night because, well… what else am I supposed to do with my free time? Anyway, I hope you like it.
Why am I so hilariously bad at telling when my queer lady friends are interested in me?
Her: "Hey, just broke up with my gf, wanna come over and drink wine on my bed?"
Me: *stares intently at phone wondering if this is a booty call or just a vent and chat*
*considers my long history of female friendships and the number of times I've been invited over for wine in bed and zero shenanigans... compares to my long history of friendships with guys who have invited me over for similar...*
*gives up and mentally prepares for either event*
"Sure. Be right over."
My '10' Favourite Books of 2022 & My Book of the Year
My ’10’ Favourite Books of 2022 & My Book of the Year
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So stoked to see The Alchemy of Sorrow in this list! Also, I’ve heard amazing things about all the other books in here!
