ᴄʜʀɪsᴛɪᴀɴ ᴄᴀɢᴇ

“𝗜’𝗺 𝗮 𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗱 𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹”

[cpt-charisma]

Christian Cage TNT 🧨 champion, one of the most respected wrestlers in the business, has a massive ego, and is a cat lover. Plays a good heel on tv. Spends all his time playing video games and getting banned on voice chat for starting beef with 12 year olds. Trolling is a lifestyle

[cpt-charisma]

I’ve been listening to an audiobook while I work out and realized I’m halfway through and have no idea what’s going on.

[ratedrcoped]

learned what "Painting" was thanks to tiktok and urban dictionary....

thanks, i hate it

[cpt-charisma]

Is it … is not just painting? Are we this old? What is it?

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I have one cat in my lap and a glass of wine and I’ve never felt more like a Bond villain

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So…. Hick. 😊

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I have a new car

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I gave it back!! Eventually

[cpt-charisma]

@jnfatu alright let’s go, how do you wanna do this?

[pcprcxs]

HE PATTED ME ON MY HEAD AND SAID HE’S NOT CATCHING A CASE?

[cpt-charisma]

The man knows what he’s about

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I have one cat in my lap and a glass of wine and I’ve never felt more like a Bond villain

[cpt-charisma]

So what accent are you gonna use then? Hick accent?

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I have a new car

[notparanoia]

oh okay, batman.

[cpt-charisma]

Hang on I kinda like that

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Wait there’s tic tacs?

[memecount]

SPIN THE BOTTLE: KISSING

Please reblog this post for only the muses you want to kiss someone during the game.

[cpt-charisma]

I have one cat in my lap and a glass of wine and I’ve never felt more like a Bond villain

[cpt-charisma]

You’re a pain in the ass 🙄

Fine you can be bond but only if you talk like Sean Connery

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I have a new car

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I didn’t make him, he just did it 🤷‍♂️

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I have a new car

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I have it hidden in a garage somewhere since it’s stolen sorry no pics

[cpt-charisma]

I have one cat in my lap and a glass of wine and I’ve never felt more like a Bond villain

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ALLEN YOU ARE NOT

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I have a new car

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The stolen kind

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I have a new car