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@amored-core-hotties
ARMORED CORE SIX: WHO IS THE MOST BANGABLE NPC?
Hello, independent mercenaries. You are likely familiar with the arena ranking system. This will be a similar exercise.
Every mercenary in our database will be able to receive votes. Please vote on which mercenary is the hottest, most fuckable, and/or attractive pilot. Please share this survey so we can sample as many mercenaries as possible. ALLMIND looks forward to seeing your input. For more information:
621 and Iguazu should have just made out sloppy in the cockpit. I think it would jave saved a lot of lives
said I'd draw his ass for every W he took in the popularity poll, and I will
Iguazu's fate is always to die at Raven's hands....
In different times and different worlds they could have loved each other instead of being enemies.
perhaps even this world....
few questions for you.
do you have a visual representation of wfiyf!iguazu's design
if not, can you scribble something
may i draw him
I do not, aside from taking significant inspiration from the Mind Beta Parts, Schneider ACs, and the xenomorph from Alien. When in doubt add more Gieger. For his face though I was kind of thinking something like young Steve Buscemi. The fireman pic. You’ll know it when you see it
Yeah but keep in mind there’s a reason I’m a writer not an artist lol. It’s under the cut.
YES YES YES YES YES PLEASE TAG ME
hmmm.... bug
when you kill a brainwashed person and they return to their normal selves right before they die 🥴
Attention, mercenaries. It is time.
The final question of the survey is here. Neither of these contestants have physical bodies. What?
Who is more bangable?
C-pulse Wave Mutation Ayre
"Chatty" Stick
CHATTY
CHATTY MY BOY
hiiiii tourist im so proud of him
he/it
he's funny adn i love him
vote chatty or i blow you up
how do you fuck him? I'm sure you can figure it out
makes cute little clicking noises
its in the semifinals I'm so proud of you lil robot
cmon tourist ill let you kiss his chassis
AYRE
another disembodied girl
country girls make do
supportive
a little codependent
trans allegory
gives tinnitus occasionally
Not more attractive than Kate Markson.
no seriously why is my coral detector going off
i dont like her
she won over walter
FIGHT
ALLMIND, I have a question. I know it's not on Rubicon, but would you smash Nineball given the chance? If you could, y'know, actually smash something. Not sure if you're able to given you're an AI.
We are mostly incapable of 'smashing'. However, we are aware of this AI and would love to integrate it. For data collection.
Attention, mercenaries. The semi-finals are here.
Our survey has almost concluded. Only four candidates remain. Carla is still here r r r hello o/ ...Even more infuriatingly- forgive us, unlikely- Gun Five Iguazu is here. We should be happy that one of our candidates is considered fuckable, but... We've collected the data. He isn't. Not even close. ALLMIND does not make mistakes, so kindly remove this mistake. ...damn the robot really beefing with that twink
Who is more fuckable?
G5 Iguazu
"Chatty" Stick
IGUAZU
toxic yaoi, anyone?
his hate boner for you is so big he kinda loses his mind
hates you hates you hates you
enemies with benefits
actually annoying
what a brat. i want to punt him into a wall
full-on obsessed with you. cant get you out of his mind. cant get killing you out of his mind.
complicated feelings of ENVY and LONGING and YEARNING? SOLUTION: JUST FUCKING KILL THEM
oh yeah that twink that popped up at grid 086
you sure spent a while disposing of him, tourist
CHATTY
CHATTY MY BOY
he/it
he's funny adn i love him
vote chatty or i blow you up
how do you fuck him? I'm sure you can figure it out
makes cute little clicking noises
its in the semifinals I'm so proud of you lil robot
cmon tourist ill let you kiss his chassis
FIGHT
TOURIST PLEASEEEEEEE VOTE CHATTY HE CAN RUN DOOM! DOOM! CAN TWINKS RUN DOOM???? BRUTE COULDNT! VOTE CHATTY PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEEEEE
you know what? fuck you (gives your bratty twink catholic guilt) Based off of @amored-core-hotties's headcanon that Iguazu was raised Catholic. And also Heathers because it's MY art and I get to do whatever I want. Oh also: my take on Raven. Albino because ravens are black, creating a humorous irony between-
Attention, mercenaries. The semi-finals are here.
hey tourist i got a joke for this one t4t? nah tvt. they fightin hey whats that ayre lady's deal is she nah, cant be
Who is more fuckable?
C-Pulse Wave Mutation Ayre
V.IV Rusty
AYRE
another disembodied girl
country girls make do
supportive
a little codependent
trans allegory
gives tinnitus occasionally
Not more attractive than Kate Markson.
no seriously why is my coral detector going off
i dont like her
she won over walter
RUSTY
most badass pilot
asks you out for drinks in cut dialogue
"Sounds like you're doing juuust fine, buddy."
walter hjelp i cant focus on the mission he said I'm doing a good job
dog coded
god i need him badly
FIGHT
Attention, mercenaries. The semi-finals are here.
Our survey has almost concluded. Only four candidates remain. Carla is still here r r r hello o/ ...Even more infuriatingly- forgive us, unlikely- Gun Five Iguazu is here. We should be happy that one of our candidates is considered fuckable, but... We've collected the data. He isn't. Not even close. ALLMIND does not make mistakes, so kindly remove this mistake.
Who is more fuckable?
G5 Iguazu
"Chatty" Stick
IGUAZU
toxic yaoi, anyone?
his hate boner for you is so big he kinda loses his mind
hates you hates you hates you
enemies with benefits
actually annoying
what a brat. i want to punt him into a wall
full-on obsessed with you. cant get you out of his mind. cant get killing you out of his mind.
complicated feelings of ENVY and LONGING and YEARNING? SOLUTION: JUST FUCKING KILL THEM
oh yeah that twink that popped up at grid 086
you sure spent a while disposing of him, tourist
CHATTY
CHATTY MY BOY
he/it
he's funny adn i love him
vote chatty or i blow you up
how do you fuck him? I'm sure you can figure it out
makes cute little clicking noises
its in the semifinals I'm so proud of you lil robot
cmon tourist ill let you kiss his chassis
FIGHT
G5 Iguazu has the energy of this tweet i saw once that goes something like "this sopping wet twink walked up to me at the bus stop today so i pounded his prostate into his throat" or something
also Allmind shoulda been on the bracket i think
hottest character in the game imo
Goodness. We are astounded by your depravity again, mercenaries.
...We are hotter than Iguazu, aren't we? Yes. Perhaps we were not direct enough. Kate Markson was... Well. On with the survey.
not poll related but I'm interested how Ayre would react giving her a piece of cheese, or some other similar delectable dairy product?
...Being a wave mutation, she is unable to eat. But she would appreciate the gift, and the cheese would melt. Hypothetically.
Attention, mercenaries.
The quarter-finals are here. Only one NPC can be declared the hottest, and the voters have narrowed it down to eight.
"Chatty" Stick. Among the most fuckable, though we are not sure how.
PCA Enforcement System. How? It is just a text-to-speech.
G5 Iguazu. This one is the most perplexing to us. How the fuck? Oh well. At least he's human.
Middle Flatwell. He is surprisingly unremarkable. People likely do not find him attractive- they find the version of Flatwell that '7albi', an RLF propagandist characterize him as.
C-Pulse Wave Mutation Ayre. We saw this one coming. You saw this one coming. Another non-human. You mercenaries are strange.
Handler Walter. Another one we predicted. His voice is naturally appealing.
NIGHTFALL Raven. This one took us by surprise. Perhaps we chose the wrong 'Raven' to pin our plan on.
V.IV Rusty. Might just win.
Attention, mercenaries.
Two artificial intelligences. Your tastes confuse us us us us us
I thought i got rid of y y y y CHATTY YOU GOT THIS!!
"Chatty" Stick
PCA Enforcement System
CHATTY
CHATTY MY BOY
he/it
he's funny adn i love him
vote chatty or i blow you up
how do you fuck him? I'm sure you can figure it out
makes cute little clicking noises
ENFORCEMENT SYSTEM
no body (just a tts)
country girls make do
space cop
the terminator if she was a fucking girlboss
get this fed outta here, tourist!
FIGHT
