Technoblade

(This is a bones!Techno rp. The fic is Bones in the ocean by bunflower).

[cptblade]

RP introduction !

Hello people, this is a Bones In The Ocean Technoblade (bones!Techno for short) rp account and anyone - besides the DNI list I will make - can interact. Asks are, as far as I’m aware, are on.

This account consists of 

Roleplay

Answering asks

General posting that will be clarified to be out of character

Accepting mutuals :)

The DNI list:

Toxic WSS supporters or any toxic supporters in general

CC!Dteam Stans

Transphobes

Homophobes

People who mock others for reading ao3 or doing what makes them happy as long as it isn’t problematic 

Darkshippers.

Those who send death threats over petty things

People with right political views

Pedos and Zoos

Basically, just be a decent human being respecting other, also decent, human beings.

Please do be mindful and respectful of others who rp here, or any people in general. This is preferred to be a safer environment :)

[kishdoodles]

Quick sketch comic I did of a scene in @bunflowerwrites and @wolfythewitch ‘s Pirate AU fic “bones in the ocean” (that @dinzeeyz convinced me to read)

Pirate phil is so fun to draw man. I wanna draw more of him and the scenes in the fic but im so busy o(-(

[cptblade]

*he blinks a few more times before saying* oh uhh right *he holds out his hand to shake* my names wilson

Thanks for lettin me stay cap! *He grins before excitedly darting off to go clean*

-wilson

[techno stared blankly at Wilson because— cap? It’s like saying pops but in a different font.] “Alright…” [he mustered even if it was the driest thing he could have humanly said… was he gonna be a father figure to this child like Phil was to Tommy?]

(his name really reminds me of the WILSONNNN LO SIENTO WILSONN)

[citrezxne]

HAPPY TECHNO DAY!!!!!! its still june 1st for me and i spent 12 hrs grinding this out orz

ueueueueuueue my rivals duo.......

[cptblade]

Me when i rival my duo

[cptblade]

”my life is like the “miscommunication” trope except instead of communicating poorly i don’t care for what i want or need at all causing more problems than miscommunication could ever create and that’s kind of the whole problem.”

[cptblade]

Just wanted to say that I check this account for updates religiously, it always brings a smile to my face to see the role play !

Whoever you are, thank you (in the voice of Lois griffin)

[rawpastas]

I want to throw Bones!Phil again a wall violently

[rawpastas]

I was gonna say i want someone to whump him but he gets whumped in canon already i could just go read the story lmao

[rawpastas]

c!Phil is just an au of Bones!Phil. Trust. Killing bones!Phil dead btw. Dead i say.

[electricass39]

Bones!Emerald duo and Bones!Phil make me fucking ill

[rawpastas]

I KOW RIGHTTTT THEYRE SO GUFHFJDKEEVE9BSG I CANT WVEN PUT IT INTO WORDS THEY MAKE ME SO FUCKING SICK

[cptblade]

Bones!techno and bones!phil argument is menacingly behind me god i hate them they make me SICK.

[rawpastas]

Im at that point in the story and ive been dreading to read it for DAYS its so painful

[cptblade]

It’s even worse when your highest kin is one of them. LET ME OUT.

[rawpastas]

I want to throw Bones!Phil again a wall violently

[rawpastas]

I was gonna say i want someone to whump him but he gets whumped in canon already i could just go read the story lmao

[rawpastas]

c!Phil is just an au of Bones!Phil. Trust. Killing bones!Phil dead btw. Dead i say.

[electricass39]

Bones!Emerald duo and Bones!Phil make me fucking ill

[rawpastas]

I KOW RIGHTTTT THEYRE SO GUFHFJDKEEVE9BSG I CANT WVEN PUT IT INTO WORDS THEY MAKE ME SO FUCKING SICK

[cptblade]

Bones!techno and bones!phil argument is menacingly behind me god i hate them they make me SICK.

[cptblade]

*wilson blinks a few times* uhhh I don't really have a tragic backstory- my old ship kinda got sunk by the navy....*he trails off, before perking back up and saying* ANNNYYYYWAYYYSSSS I love cannons! I can man 'em real well- promise ya!

*he grins back at techno, ignoring any raised eyebrows or anything else*

And of COURSE your not actually considering anything*he decides to tease, squinting his eyes at the captain*

-wilson (his backstory ain't to tragic, one that's pretty normal for pirates- sunk ships and stuff like that)

“Cannon-boy, go clean the deck.” [He ordered, not quite meaning to sound rude but also wanting to subtly tell the kid that he was in] “dinner’s soon, don’t be late. The crew doesn’t quite know you’re here, and I know that. We’ll have explaining to do and a first mate to meet, stray whose name I am unaware of.” [pause] “After cleanin’, get some sleep, there’ll probably be a celebration of sorts, or just an event. Wouldn’t need you tired for that.”

[cptblade]

*he grins, showing his teeth in a slightly childish way* I can blow things up. A lot of things. Really big things. Things that nobody else DARES to make go kaboom. Also I'm small and able to get into places nobody else can! They called me rat on the ship I USED to be on

*wilsons smile drops just a fraction*uhhhh anyways I can do other stuff- I'm really fast *he finishes a bit awakardly. Sure there's probably other traits he has, but those are the only ones Wilson can think of off the top of his head

-wilson (also wilsons like a teen forgot to mention that like around 15 I'd say if that's ok he can be a bit older if itd work better)

“Alright, how do you feel about cannons? Just— just innocently asking. It’s not like you have a tragic backstory either, right? No main character in a fantasy novel material? Innocently asked, of course, to make small talk. It’s not like I’m actively considering anything.”

(I literally DO NOT mind wil’s age. Your oc, your rules, I mean, “don’t like don’t interact” and boundaries are things I could mention if I didn’t like it, but I did assume with the speech. Yap aside, I’m literally fine with everything man)

[cptblade]

*after three weeks reemerges from where ever he was hiding* hihi I haven't blown anything up yettttttttt *he sounds very happy for such a minor thing. Maybe it's not easy to not cause damage to a ship?...*

Are you gonna uhh kick me off at the next port? Or can I stay a bit longer? Cuzz I think the navys still after me cuzz I blew up a battleship-

*He preceeds to shut up because he did NOT mean to let it slip that he sunk a BATTLESHIP*

*wilson

[awkwardly turns around to find Phil but the man’s nowhere to be seen.] “I’ll…” [he then looked for Phil again] “…consider it in private where I can sternly and calculatedly make this decision with a lot of thought…” [awkward shuffling] “…and consideration….” [finally, Techno turned his head to the person he was, very much, considering to accept.] “…unrelated question, what are your valuable traits? I’m definitely not asking cause I’m curious, or something.”

[an-art-kid]

How Punz and everyone was arriving during the disc finale

[cptblade]

THANK YOU YOU ALOT I PROMISE I WONT BLOW ANYTHING UP ON YOUR SHIP I ONLY DO THAT TO THE NAVY!

YOU WONT REGRET THIS I SWEAR!

*runs below deck and preceeds to hide and not come out for the next three weeks somewhere none of the rest of the crew can find*

-wilson (ye I'll be in your ask box possibly commonly now if that's ok)

“not like I thought—“ [and he’s off] “—alright. He won’t— no, he doesn’t like me, I think.”

[whilst Wilson hid, Techno made 0 conversation with the latter, putting food in front of the door every day without ANY text said. Maybe A “good morning”, but that’s pushing it.]

“That’s an odd orphan if I’ve ever seen an odd orphan, and I know a lot of them.”

(I do not mind I love rp)

[cptblade]

I just wanted to wish Technoblade a happy birthday. Fly high king.

[cptblade]

Potatoes or carrots? We both know the answer here, Captain Blade. Come on, it's quite obvious. *Definitely isn't off to the side, sharping his sword for a battle.*

— @captain-squid-kid

“Wouldn’t you like to know. I mean, this could be a potential question for seeing wether or not I would despise carrots or potatoes more…” <— visibly amused and joking

[cptblade]

heyyyyyyyyy so the navys chasin me cuzz I may or may not have blown up a few ships besides that uhh-

Can I hide below your deck

-wilson (oc)

“Anything to mildly inconvenience them, I mean, look at how they mildly inconvenienced me!” [rattles prosthetic while laughing because that joke sounded amazing to him. He does not laugh nor smile so wide or often with strangers.] “I think it’d be quit.”

[cptblade]

have you ever mentioned something about the navy that’s bothered your crew? I imagine it’s quite difficult to do a complete 180 to piracy and never talk about your life before but I also doubt they’d react to positively to something like that

[there is an awkward moment of silence where Techno’s just staring at you.]

“well,” [he shuffled] “I wouldn’t quite say so. It isn’t supposed to be a cause for concern, I’d suppose. It’s just a bit of an inconvenience, not an immediate issue. It doesn’t need to get fixed immediately…” [pause] “…so, no, but there were moments when they’d noticed. I don’t think they should care for it since I don’t care about it, feels like I’m freeloading help from them, and all.” [awkward silence] “I also used to be in the navy, they shouldn’t have cared for me in the first place, that would just be asking for too much, no?”