“The navy captain Dream is an asshole hit post”
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“The navy captain Dream is an asshole hit post”
We all have that one friend that falls in love with the giant siren lady
@wolfythewitch‘s designs, @bunflowerwrites‘s fic, au belongs to both! :)
‘Bones in the Ocean’ *points a finger gun at you* Read it.
Potatoes or carrots? We both know the answer here, Captain Blade. Come on, it's quite obvious. *Definitely isn't off to the side, sharping his sword for a battle.*
— @captain-squid-kid
“Wouldn’t you like to know. I mean, this could be a potential question for seeing wether or not I would despise carrots or potatoes more…” <— visibly amused and joking
Uhm. Hello, are you the new captain? About time Phil retired honestly. Look, I need help. The Navy is kinda onto me and usually I am able to cut them off as I'm better at controlling the seas than they ever could. I kinda ran out of dynamite though. Could you spare some or am I suspicious to you? I'm suspicious to everyone, just give me the damn dynamite.
— @captain-squid-kid
(@'s probably dead, unsure why fully.)
“Wait, you’re squid, I heard…” [looking left and right] “…things about you. I have a gun to spare, if that’s not an issue?” [pause] “Wait, how did you even get here?—“
”sometimes I think back at the time(s) I almost died. Man. I lowkey should have. I never quite told anyone that.” [awkward silence] [clears throat] “Right. back with our usual content; go north.” [cawing of gulls.]
Hows life on the ocean?
“sometimes I look back, think “oh no not again” and then sit in silence. Better, I could say.”
Phil is probably in the crows nest as usual
“No, he surprisingly isn’t there, I’m flabbergasted. What the heck, man?”
*distant laughter*