#bones!techno

[cptblade]

“Sometimes I think about talking of my feelings and retch immediately.”

[technosjournal]

should I make a “bones in the ocean” (dsmp fanfic not the song) rp server or do we not fw that anymore

[quilbug]

We all have that one friend that falls in love with the giant siren lady

@wolfythewitch‘s designs, @bunflowerwrites‘s fic,  au belongs to both! :)

‘Bones in the Ocean’ *points a finger gun at you* Read it.

[cptblade]

hey sirr.... i may or may not have ate a dime....??? uhh... will i die...?... guelp....... .... ... yeah... (also hi i kinda snuck onto your ship)

“We are in the middle of the ocean, so, forgive me if this is rude—“

[LONG pause]

“—how in God’s name did you manage to simply appear out of thin air.”

[cptblade]

My hamster cupcake wants to join the ship.

”YOU AREN’T EVEN A PART OF MY CREW WHAT WOULD I DO WITH A HAMSTER??”

[Ooc what possessed you to make this this is hilarious 😭🙏]

[cptblade]

CAPTAIN I HAVE A QUESTION *wilson suddenly appears out of nowhere*(he can't teleport, he just moves really fast and really quietly sometimes)

Can I ask about you prosthetic arm hand thingamajig? Or is you too traumatized by however ya got it? Ya don't gotta tell me but it looks pretty cool *he rambles

-wilson

”I don’t really see what you could question about it but, yeah, okay, go ahead?”

[cptblade]

I have a confession, Captain.

The reason why there are so many infestations…

[points directly to the crowd nest]

PHILZA GAVE US FOOD AND SAID PSPSPSPS SO WE ALL CAME ABOARD!!!

He also said, and I quote, “aw man Techno’s gonna hate this”

”…”

[loooong sigh.]

“Phil this better not be true!”

[he called out to the crow’s nest]

(@bonesph1lza would you mind being the philza here? I don’t mind rp-ing as him but like fun for everyone am I right)

[cptblade]

“My friend has a pet crow and if this thing tries preening my hair again I will actually start going insane.” (Said with great affection)