Philza

[bonesph1lza]

Sir Philza! Rumours have been passed around about you and Captain Techno’s relationship… do you have anything to say on the matter?

— The ship’s gossip

Nah, mate. I’m literally married-

[bonesph1lza]

"Oi, Phil, Brian bit me, any weird crow diseases I need to be worried about?"

*The speaker, a person named Willow with pointed ears and striking heterochromia, is holding their left hand gingerly. They're bleeding, but not severely.*

Nahhhhh you’ll be fineeee…maybe go see Eret about that one though, just in case

[bonesph1lza]

[just came back after being myateriously gone for an entire day. No communication, no letter, just poofed away.]

“Heyyyy Philllllllll.”

[Techno dragged out, fiddling with his with a slightly stressed look on his face.] (he is being haunted by the horrors)

Hey mate, something on your mind?

[He chooses not to acknowledge Techno’s absence]

[cptblade]

”…no.”

[he lied obviously. Something happened. He was NOT going to say it outwardly though.]

“What about you, though?”

[bonesph1lza]

You’d think you’d know me well enough not to try that shit, huh? What’s up?

[cptblade]

”Nothing much, I’ll be fine.”

[pro tip: maybe DON’T be as vague as humanly possible, Technoblade.]

[bonesph1lza]

Techno.

[cptblade]

“Yes, my amazing, great, kind, funny, loveable and also loving, wonderful, elegant, gracious best friend and also my right hand man?”

[he is STRESSING, fiddling with his hand as well]

[bonesph1lza]

c’mon, mate. Just tell me what’s going on

[Only mildly frustrated, mostly concerned]

[cptblade]

“Is ominously telling you that I would like to leave this island as soon as possible enough of an explanation?”

[bonesph1lza]

I’m gonna need more than that. Why?

[Very concerned now, immediately on guard. He automatically glances around, looking at the kids to check if they’re in danger]

[bonesph1lza]

[just came back after being myateriously gone for an entire day. No communication, no letter, just poofed away.]

“Heyyyy Philllllllll.”

[Techno dragged out, fiddling with his with a slightly stressed look on his face.] (he is being haunted by the horrors)

Hey mate, something on your mind?

[He chooses not to acknowledge Techno’s absence]

[cptblade]

”…no.”

[he lied obviously. Something happened. He was NOT going to say it outwardly though.]

“What about you, though?”

[bonesph1lza]

You’d think you’d know me well enough not to try that shit, huh? What’s up?

[cptblade]

”Nothing much, I’ll be fine.”

[pro tip: maybe DON’T be as vague as humanly possible, Technoblade.]

[bonesph1lza]

Techno.

[cptblade]

“Yes, my amazing, great, kind, funny, loveable and also loving, wonderful, elegant, gracious best friend and also my right hand man?”

[he is STRESSING, fiddling with his hand as well]

[bonesph1lza]

c’mon, mate. Just tell me what’s going on

[Only mildly frustrated, mostly concerned]

[bonesph1lza]

[just came back after being myateriously gone for an entire day. No communication, no letter, just poofed away.]

“Heyyyy Philllllllll.”

[Techno dragged out, fiddling with his with a slightly stressed look on his face.] (he is being haunted by the horrors)

Hey mate, something on your mind?

[He chooses not to acknowledge Techno’s absence]

[cptblade]

”…no.”

[he lied obviously. Something happened. He was NOT going to say it outwardly though.]

“What about you, though?”

[bonesph1lza]

You’d think you’d know me well enough not to try that shit, huh? What’s up?

[cptblade]

”Nothing much, I’ll be fine.”

[pro tip: maybe DON’T be as vague as humanly possible, Technoblade.]

[bonesph1lza]

Techno.

[bonesph1lza]

[just came back after being myateriously gone for an entire day. No communication, no letter, just poofed away.]

“Heyyyy Philllllllll.”

[Techno dragged out, fiddling with his with a slightly stressed look on his face.] (he is being haunted by the horrors)

Hey mate, something on your mind?

[He chooses not to acknowledge Techno’s absence]

[cptblade]

”…no.”

[he lied obviously. Something happened. He was NOT going to say it outwardly though.]

“What about you, though?”

[bonesph1lza]

You’d think you’d know me well enough not to try that shit, huh? What’s up?

[bonesph1lza]

[just came back after being myateriously gone for an entire day. No communication, no letter, just poofed away.]

“Heyyyy Philllllllll.”

[Techno dragged out, fiddling with his with a slightly stressed look on his face.] (he is being haunted by the horrors)

Hey mate, something on your mind?

[He chooses not to acknowledge Techno’s absence]

[bonesph1lza]

hellloooooo I don't think we've met ehheeh

I was the first one to invade the floor boards, the names wilson. I hear your phil? Is it true you have a crow for a pet? *He stares at philza, brown eyes wide. He's seen philza around the ship in the last few weeks, but never actually talked*

-wilson

Hi, mate! Yep, it’s true. His names Brian, he’s a little shit so let me know if he gives you any trouble

[bonesph1lza]

*A snowy owl flies up to the rim of the crow's nest and perches there. It watches Phil with bright yellow eyes.*

…huh, not seen that one before.

[bonesph1lza]

Mr Phil, would you like to hear my song I made? I’m a traveling bard by trade, and I also tend to sell sticks. Is hard being an orphan, ya know?

[Phil looks at the horizon for a second, his mind wandering to a different boy who had once asked him a very similar question]

Sure thing, mate

[bonesph1lza]

“Uhm, Phil?”

*Ranboo interrupted Phil’s thinking time*

“Captain has been gone for, uh, for quite a while now. There isn’t any… any records regarding the absence and you two are pretty close, so i thought—“

*They then heard the distinct shouting of Tommy and Tubbo*

“Shoot, gotta go, but, keep that in mind.”

*they said, keeping the eye contact to a bare minimum while walking over to chaos-wreckinf clingy duo*

I’ll go check on him, mate. I’m sure he’s just taking a break somewhere, don’t you worry

[Said with a vague note of concern that he isn’t sure whether Ranboo notices]

[cptblade]

I have a confession, Captain.

The reason why there are so many infestations…

[points directly to the crowd nest]

PHILZA GAVE US FOOD AND SAID PSPSPSPS SO WE ALL CAME ABOARD!!!

He also said, and I quote, “aw man Techno’s gonna hate this”

”…”

[loooong sigh.]

“Phil this better not be true!”

[he called out to the crow’s nest]

(@bonesph1lza would you mind being the philza here? I don’t mind rp-ing as him but like fun for everyone am I right)

[bonesph1lza]

Well, you’ve always made comments about my ‘strays’ mate, you brought this upon yourself.

[cptblade]

“so you took ‘em in out of spite?!” [he yelled lightheartedly, putting Phil in a chokehold because they’re friends]

“You thick-skulled idiot, now they’re OUR problems, not just mine.”

[bonesph1lza]

You’ll get used to it, I’m sure! Besides, they’ll do their share of the chores. [Phil laughs, clearly a little nervous]

[cptblade]

I have a confession, Captain.

The reason why there are so many infestations…

[points directly to the crowd nest]

PHILZA GAVE US FOOD AND SAID PSPSPSPS SO WE ALL CAME ABOARD!!!

He also said, and I quote, “aw man Techno’s gonna hate this”

”…”

[loooong sigh.]

“Phil this better not be true!”

[he called out to the crow’s nest]

(@bonesph1lza would you mind being the philza here? I don’t mind rp-ing as him but like fun for everyone am I right)

[bonesph1lza]

Well, you’ve always made comments about my ‘strays’ mate, you brought this upon yourself.

[bonesph1lza]

"Philza! May I come up to the crow's nest?"

*the person standing on the deck looks mostly normal, but their left arm is broken*

- Willow

If you can get up here then go ahead…

You’re not stealing my spot though, the sky is my domain [Said very over dramatically and teasingly]

[bonesph1lza]

Mr Phil, I snuck onto the ship and Cap said I could stay. Any advice?

[Phil cackles]

….Good luck

[bonesph1lza]

[Techno had told Phil he was working on something a few days back and that he should come to see it soon (emphasizing that this morning since he was done]

[However, when Philza walked into the cabin to check on it, Techno was sound asleep on the table. The sleep deprivation seemed to get to him.]

-@cptblade

Hey mate! Are-

[He abruptly stoped, realising that Techno is asleep and regretted being speaking upon entering.]

[cptblade]

[Techno is a light, LIGHT sleeper. He yelped and knocked the ink and a few papers off of his table by flinching.]

“I— you could not have entered a worse time—“ [he began, getting out of the chair and knocking the ink as far as he humanly could from the papers] “—this is so unprofessional, Gods, and you don’t even care for that, I’m just embarrassed.” [he stressed]

[having picked up the papers and put them into neat order all the while fidgeting and running on one and a half hour of sleep, he looked at Phil.]

“Regardless, I, uh, I know a lot of things that are an issue to you, so, I spent a few hours (days) of my time writing paper-long ways to get rid of… most of them. And, also, most of them are beneficial to others too, so, it’s a two-in-one thing?”

[bonesph1lza]

…whoops, didn’t mean to wake you up!

[Phil ran a hand through his hair, clearly struggling from Techno’s stress]

You didn’t have to do that, mate, but I appreciate it. How about I go and read through those and you take an actual fucking nap for once?

[He said this affectionately but in the same tone he would often use to scold Tommy for his antics]

[bonesph1lza]

[Techno had told Phil he was working on something a few days back and that he should come to see it soon (emphasizing that this morning since he was done]

[However, when Philza walked into the cabin to check on it, Techno was sound asleep on the table. The sleep deprivation seemed to get to him.]

-@cptblade

Hey mate! Are-

[He abruptly stoped, realising that Techno is asleep and regretted being speaking upon entering.]