You Bloody Bike

George "Digger" Harkness. Captain Boomerang. Suicide Squad.

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“What sorta thank ya are we talkin’ here?” With the swat from his hand, Harley would poke at his side again … and again. Before shifting to lean against him, picking at a hangnail. “Hm, somethin’ red. Not picky on what, but look at you thinkin’ all out.”

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“Money, beer or burgers would be fine,” he told her before finally grabbing the hand that kept poking him. When Harley leaned against him he threw her a puzzled look before bluntly stepping away after telling her a quick ‘ok’ on her new car’s requirement. He didn’t even check back to see whether she had fallen down before he returned with a bright orange car. “It looked red..”

[regisemiel]

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[darkermydesire]

Suicide Squad #2 (2016)

Tell enough lies and eventually you forget what the truth actually was. But I know who you are, Captain Boomerang. Don’t forget that.

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Another shrug. Harley was willing to take her chances as short lived as they’d likely have been. Her eyebrow rose at the challenge, one she’d happily agree upon. “Ten it is then.” Who needed rules of the road anyhow? Harley abided by none of them, which included stepping out into traffic. Certain that the car would stop for her, she hmpf’d in surprise when Boomer picked her up. “Hey! What’re ya doin’! This way we don’t gotta hotwire the thing!” she exclaimed as the car breezed right on by – ignoring the fact that it ACTUALLY might have hit her. Snickering at how out of breath he seemed, she poked him in the side. “Someone outta work on his cardio. That was kinda cute though. Like ya might’ve actually saved me or somethin’”

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“Like that’s hard?” he breathed as he watched the car in the distance. That fucker didn’t even slow down one bit. When the annoyance poked his side, he swatted her hand away, almost already regretting this whole ordeal. “Like I might have? Do ya need glasses, ‘cause I totally just did. A thank ya would be in order.” Knowing Harley, he certainly wasn’t holding his breath for that to happen. “So, what kinda car would ya like ta drive?”

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“Or …” As she trailed off, her smirk grew wide. “I don’t suppose ya know how t’a fly a plane, do ya?” Either way, she’d already begun wandering back towards the street. Getting a car would be the easiest thing she’d managed all night. “If not, bet I can get us there in 12.” Rhetorical or not, she stood in the middle of the road, her eyes glimmering as they gazed upon the set of headlights nearing in.

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“If ya don’t mind crashing, sure, but nah.” Her grin was wide enough for him to believe she’d actually fly in a plane without knowing how to. While he’d done a lot of crazy shit, that was definitely not going to happen. “Only twelve? I bet ya can do it in ten even.” He watched her wander around the street until the loon decided to pull to a halt in front of a moving car. Before he realized it his drunk ass was running over to her crazy ass, picking her up off the ground and running towards the next sidewalk before the car could hit either of them. After setting her back onto the ground, he leaned against the wall with an arm over her head, panting. “Yer with a master thief and ya decide ta steal a car like that?”

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“I don’t see myself goin’ into one again anytime soon, but you know me – I never say never.” The response was honest though it lacked details. There was a whole build of confusion surrounding J and his disappearance after the party. To think he’d not even asked her as a date! “Wasn’t gonna say Disney, but now that ya mention it – they do say that’s the happiest place on earth. I like the sound’a that.”

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At her reply George shook his head. “’course,” he mumbled. From all he’s heard about their ‘relationship’ he wasn’t too surprised. “Ya do know that’s roughly a twenty hour drive, right? Now where would possibly get a car ‘round this time ‘a night?” After the rhetorical question George burst into laughter for a good few moments. “We’ll have ta get some beer first.” 

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‘ && at what expense ?? must i remind you of the aftermath of your so called brilliant idea ?? ’ piper replied. the soldier was still tasked in finding the rest of the members , which had proved harder than anticipated. ‘ you’ve done nothing but cause trouble after trouble.              if anything , we’d be your babysitters , not your team. && i don’t buy beers for children. even overgrown ones. ’

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At Piper’s retort Digger’s jaw dropped, although the shock quickly formed an amused grin. “I’m sorry, apparently none of ya’s had better ideas to overshadow mine, so..” there was a shrug as he fought back - although, she was right. “s’not like I forced Rick ta operate the plan.” After she was done telling him how badly she thought of him, he leaned his arms onto the table to he could get a little bit closer. “Are ya sayin’ ya don’t like trouble?”

[gothams-bane-blog]

“You will learn soon enough, that I know everything.” In Bane’s mind, it wasn’t an exaggeration. He considered himself to be one of the most knowledgeable people in Gotham. “You’ve developed a notable reputation in Gotham.”

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At the guy’s words Digger narrowed his eyes, almost wondering whether he was knocked out because of the booze. “Well, in that case.. does Waller fancy me or not?” As if it wasn’t clear enough that he was poking fun at the guy, he let out a laugh loud enough for it to enough through the trees. “What can I say? The hamburglar’s got nothing on me.”

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It might have very well been the truth, but it wasn’t one that Harley wanted to accept. She’d let the statement slide, the LAST person she wanted to think about right now was Amanda Waller. There’d be a time and place for her, but that time and place wasn’t now. Moving closer still, the sad face was gone – dropping those thoughts from the forefront of her mind, letting them sink back away again. “Ya ever been to an amusement park, Georgie? Don’t worry, ain’t gonna make ya go in any sorta fun houses.”

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At Harley’s comment on the fun houses George let out a snort. “Why, is Harley Quinn finally done with those?” It may have been a sneaky, though not so sneaky, way for him to ask about her status with the Joker. “I’m Australian, not a caveman.” There was a hint of disbelief in his voice when he had to state that obvious fact. “Yer not gonna ask me on a Disney date, are ya?”

[comicbookfilms]

[dailydcfilms]

Welcome to the party, Captain Boomberang.

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piper nearly choked on her drink. team mate. it was a laughable statement coming from the man beside her , which caused her to look towards him. digger was not even close to a team mate , more like bait. ‘ i don’t see a team mate around , boomerang. all i see are a bunch of drunken idiots && a bloke who managed to get himself a triple life sentence. ’

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“Shot through the heart,” he sung in a whisper in reply to Piper’s mean, mean words. “Need I remind ya how much I’ve done for this team? The whole idea ta put a bomb in Joker’s neck was mine, so..” In hindsight that wasn’t the best example since that also led to Joker setting the other Task Force members free, and who the fuck knew where they were. “All I’m tryin’ ta say is, I’m here, aren’t I? I could be on the Bahama’s by now.. unlike you, I’m feelin’ quite bonded.” He’d say anything for a free beer.

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piper closed her eyes as a long sigh escaped her lips , hand pressed against the glass of the bottle that was now half empty. she didn’t spare a glance at the man that had appropriated the seat she had just vacated , carrying on with her thoughts. ‘ tell me , ’ she interrupted herself , ‘ why don’t BOYS understand the meaning of no if the woman is not accompanied by one herself ?? or why do man feel the need to PRETEND for the others to leave the woman alone ?? ’

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“Those are some very tough questions.. Honestly, I think yer askin’ the wrong bloke. I’m just here cause I thought ya’d buy yer teammate a cold brew.” If Rick heard Digger call one of his men - or women in this case - his team mate, he’d probably shit himself and yammer on about how he was a criminal and what not. “So, how ‘bout it?”

[harleyquinzel]

Any other requests?

[emilyblunts]

[greensarrow]

Ten years off you prison sentences.