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big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

nyadversary

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

nyadversary

i have terrible news about the economy

they raised the price of monster bang :(

glitchgirlgasm

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

plumped-up-furrys-deactivated20

monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺

just-some-moss-and-bones

quasi-normalcy

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

quasi-normalcy

I’d just like to point out that every single thing that has happened in the 6 years since I created this post has only reinscribed its absolute moral correctness in my mind.

scribefindegil

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

bluishorange

actually a coworker of mine said something interesting about this. I was saying that I truly can’t help how easily I cry, and I hate when people assume I do it on purpose.

and he paused for a second and then said, “when you’ve been taught from a young age that crying is weak and you should train yourself never to cry for any reason, you assume that everyone else has trained themselves too, so anyone who cries has to be doing it on purpose. it took me a long time to realize that wasn’t true.”

listen we’re never gonna run out of ways the patriarchy hurts all of us.

i-am-dulaman

Decided to start collecting out of context post titles from PDX games and

teaboot

I think this is just the journal of a British monarch

heavensickness

when will i receive a text like this...

agnesmontague

devastating news for the discourse poster: “media literacy” in the modern age includes the ability to identify which posts are bait

agnesmontague

before you go on lamenting the death of media literacy on the post of some guy who may, perhaps, have a financial incentive to get as many eyes on their slop as humanly possible, take a second to assess whether this "literacy" you speak of could apply to you in this very moment, because otherwise, brother, i bear some bad news,

commsroom

doug eiffel smoking like that one picture of ben affleck dot jpeg (thank you @kalidels!!)

tomassci

we did it tumblr

transgender-mp3

SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE???

damascusdalek

Not only has Goncharov broken containment but it's now fully immortalized in print. Fantastic work everyone.

generallemarc

Truly, the greatest mafia movie ever made.

moldavite

feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

yugirimistwalker

The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.

whirligig-girl

enlightenedshadowwizard

ashgunnywolf

Honestly, with all the tradwife cooking trash circulating, it only makes me love B Dylan Hollis more for baking vintage recipes while being openly gay, making sexual jokes, and screaming at the ingredients. He's the antithesis of every soft-spoken cishet woman cooking for her husband and children. You don't have to be an idyllic cottagecore housewife to cook.

spiderweb-bf

I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything

awkwordalex

thatswhatsushesaid

how you like them seasons greasons

northern-punk-lad

JKR is once again attacking a woman of colour

mentally-thrown-out-a-window

Isn’t ssooo crazy that the ‘defender of women’s rights’ constantly attaches and harasses women who aren’t hyper feminine looking all the time or who otherwise don’t fit in to the gender binary

That’s sooo willld