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Reblog if your muse has had a near death experience.

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“Hey, now, it was just an accident. Could happen to anybody.”

He gestured to the cot in the makeshift medical room.

“Now sit down. This’ll hurt a little. Or a lot.”

BJ rummaged through drawers looking for what he’d need, throwing unwanted items onto the ground. After a bit, he returned to Wyatt’s side with tape, a roll of bandages, and a metal rod.

“You want a book or something to distract you while I do this?”

[assortedrpmemes]

Meet the People in My Muse’s Life

Send a Symbol, and they’ll tell you about:

🌻 - Their Father 🌷 - Their Mother 🌟 - A Different Family Member 🐶 - A Pet 👊 - A Best Friend 👋 - A Friend 🔍  - An Acquaintance 🍼 - A Child (Theirs or Not) 🎭 - A Former Friend 👿 - An Enemy 📪 - A Neighbor 💘 - A Love Interest 👻  - Someone They Don’t See Often 💀 - Someone Deceased ☀️ - Someone who Can “Turn Lemons into Lemonade” ☔️ - Someone who Can “Turn Lemonade into Lemons” 🍀 - Someone Lucky 🍰 - Someone who Loves Food 🍜 - Someone who’s A Great Cook

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anonymously send my muse pick up lines!

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HC pet

“Had lots of animals growing up on the farm. Learned to care for them, how to milk cows and ride horses and all that. Played with the dogs and barn cats and got my share of bites and scratches.”

“If this whole goddamn situation ever gets fixed, I think I’d want that kind of life again, caring for livestock. Maybe a dog or two.”

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BJ could practically feel the bone shifting under his fingers, and reacted fast enough to let go of the wrist before Wyatt pulled away.

“If it hurts that bad, well...”

He trailed off for a moment, seeing the tears welling up in Wyatt’s eyes.

“It’s broken. C’mon, let’s go inside so we can put a cast on it.”

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Send me  “HC”  + a word and I’ll write a headcanon about it.

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Visit Original Link

original post by @baby-kraid

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*CHOKES*

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//canon

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@privateoptimism​ ; continued from here

He took the outstretched arm as gently as he could, and was about to start poking around to see what was broken when Wyatt started apologizing.

“Ain’t your fault. Now I’m going to put pressure on your arm, so you just hold still and tell me where it hurts.”

BJ awkwardly patted the boy on his good shoulder before squeezing first at his wrist, then slowly, carefully, moving up his arm.

[cptnterrorbilly-blog]

just letting you know the link on your mun page is broken. :)

//thank you! i can’t figure out how to fix it, but the link is supposed to lead to @gaycostis

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Well That Hurt

Send me “ ☹ ”, and I’ll generate a number between 1-75 to see where/how my muse is injured. Send “ ☹ ⇋ ”, and it’s your character living the pain. The third option would be “ ☹ ☹ “ to have both wounded (in which case first generated number will be for my muse and second for yours).

Tw for possible blood and gore! Please be mindful of your partner’s possible triggers that might only apply to a couple of these.

Keep reading

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Send “Long time no see.” + a Number to encounter my Muse after years away!

“Well, you haven’t aged a day.”

“I thought i killed you?!”

“How dare you end up back here after that whole act..”

“I-I thought you were dead..”

“..Where.. Did you go?..”

“Finally we’re back together!”

“When you said you were going to the store, i didn’t think you were heading to the store four countries from ours!!”

“What happened to you?!”

“Hey, you look familiar…”

“Have i seen you before?”

“Hey, wait! I think i know you!”

“..You remind me of someone..”

“I thought you said you were never coming back..”

“I’m so happy to see you!..”

“Hey.. It’s a ghost..”

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Fluff Starters

“You’re hair is really soft after you wash it.”

“Ssh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair.”

“You smell really nice.”

“Would it be all right if I borrowed your sweater? It smells like you.”

“I might have slept with your robe when you were gone.”

“If you steal the blankets, I am going to put my cold feet on you.”

“Here, let’s share the blanket.”

“You’re comfy.”

“You are my new pillow.”

“You are very endearing when you are half-asleep.”

“But I want to hear you sing.”

“We can talk over dinner.”

“Don’t be stubborn. Try it!”

“Don’t get up - I’ll do it.”

“Will you let me rub your back?”

“Care to give me a back scratch?”

“Star-gazing was a good idea.”

“You look beautiful/handsome in the moonlight.”

“I’ll always be here for you.”

“I’ll be here to protect you.”

“I think I love you.”

“You are my love.”

“How about something warm? It will will help you sleep.”

“It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”

“Don’t be silly. I want to stay up with you.”

“It is not morning yet.”

“Shush and go back to bed.”

“I heard you talking in your sleep.”

“Your bed head is really cute.”

“We’ll do dishes together.”

“How about a kiss?”

“I love your hugs.”

A few were inspired by these.

[rp-starters-ask-box-fillers]

Send me symbol for my muse’s opinion:

☠ : Opinion on death ➶ : Opinion on killing ☮: Opinion on peace ☯: Do they believe in karma? ✤ : Do they believe in luck? ✟ : Religious beliefs ♂ : Sexuality ☿: Opinion on gender ❤: Opinion on love ❥ :Opinion on love from the first sight ♞: Favorite animal(s) ☕: Favorite food(s) ♛ : Opinion on outer beauty ☀ : Favorite season(s) ☽ : Favorite time of day ☂ : Favorite weather ◎ : Opinion on lying

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Send me  “HC”  + a word and I’ll write a headcanon about it.

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Sentence Starters {Intense Angst Edition}

"Do I really mean nothing to you?"

"I never meant to hurt you!"

"You are worth less than dirt to me."

"We could have been happy together..."

"I should've protected you!"

"Will you stay with me till I'm gone?"

"Don't leave me here, please!"

"It was my fault... it was all my fault!"

"I don't want to die-!"

"Please give me another chance!"

"It's okay... I wasn't meant to survive this."

"Please forgive me..."

"I'm dying and you can't stop it."

"You're dying and I can't stop it!"

"I only came to say goodbye."

"Stay with me!"

"I thought you loved me. I was wrong."

"I thought I loved you. I was wrong."

"Please don't hurt me!"

"I don't want to see you."

"I'm so sorry..."

"I'm ending it tonight. Don't try to stop me..."

"What did you do to yourself?"

"You can't just tell me to leave!"

"This wasn't meant to work out, you know."

"It's too hard. It's just too hard..."

"I was stupid to think you cared."

"You were stupid to think I cared."