Cpt PNut

I have a severe peanut allergy

[itsapmseymour]

Do you have skeletons in your closet?

Before I answer that,

Should I be concerned with your username

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bug-step]

[red-zeroo-deactivated20210211]

Lmfao

[hardtosaythesethings-deactivate]

[princesstigerbelle]

[randomslasher]

This post honestly keeps getting better

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[lovethyvidya]

[cokain]

[vangoghmygod]

[the-blue-wizard-deactivated2018]

[thebootydiaries]

NASA: there's water on mars

me: ✌️👽✌

[emmavakarian-theirin]

maybe one day i’ll have an idea AND act on it within the same year

[voldemo]

“your password is weak”

You’re the weak one And you’ll never know love, or friendship And I feel sorry for you

[teenscoolest]

[pikky126]

life is good again (ordered something online)

[o-kurwa]

Allah fed him

[odd-vox]

The glory of Allah rendered this man unable to speak

[ruinedchildhood]

biggest plot twist of my childhood

[onlytwitterpics]

[lennythereviewer]

[glumshoe]

“influencer” is such a sinister title. it’s got all the menace of “royal adviser” but none of the raw sex appeal.

[green-alien-sings-pompeii]

whenever I hear "influencer" I think of this

[phoenixwrites]

[storietellers]

"Like and subscribe!"

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Couldn't resist.