Future Space Pirate

One liter of Mountain Dew short of an American messiah. Deeply and violently stupid, allegedly. 24

[wh40kartwork]

You Have Killed My Son

by Xalilar

[mortarion-thinks-youre-toxic]

THIS!

[guerrillatech]

[reluctantbroodingdads]

So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on

[prokopetz]

Today's aesthetic: when a movie intends for the audience to understand that a particular character is contemptible, but is unwilling to give them any actual unsympathetic traits, so in practice they're just a regular guy whom everybody is really mean to for no obvious reason.

[fangorn-forest]

[toskarin]

"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it

[yaoist]

-- Joseph Smith

[asphodelles]

hornet photo study

[glorioustragedykid]

Every time I feel like dying i will draw myself and a favorite character doing this

[glorioustragedykid]

My beloved Miss Piggy calms me down

[glorioustragedykid]

Back off

[japanese-movie-god-at-yahoo]

[frailgun]

[clairenovvak]

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

[zisurru]

people sometimes lament the “decline” of satire but in the 18th century people were just churning out reams of political cartoons featuring a tiny little man next to a giant brutish woman and the tiny man is saying Lady Mary O Do Not Crush Me To Death and the giant woman is saying I Am Going To My Women’s Group To Discuss Politicks. I Have Six Lovers And One Is A Papist.

and the caption is something like If The Poor Should Be Suffered To Vote.

[goblin-steve]

Check it out, I'm Goblin Steve!

[mr-deep-downer]

do you drop any good loot

[flowergirlmiwa]

this unwise potion got me feeling unwise

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[whitechadwarden-deactivated2025]

[256gb]

tfw we get swag 2 before half life 3

[crystalfountain]

[jfk-blown-away-blog]

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 🔥🙏🥇💥💥💰

bad parts of having job:

[butter-n-breadrolls]

the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

[bigasspants]

pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

[bigasspants]

pope leo it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

[unsolicited-opinions]

If your activism calls for ending a people, a nation, or a culture, that's not actually activism.

That's what activists used to fight.