Jarvis, jork it a lil

they/he

[crab-boy-blues]

Finally making a pinned post! Here's what to know about this blog:

(First of all, it should be known that I do not have any sideblogs. It all happens here. It is chaos. There is no compartmentalizing. So if you follow expecting mostly one fandom, just know it comes in waves lol. Anyways!)

⚠️Bigots of any kind are not welcome on this blog. If you only have hate to offer you can go ahead and offer it all the way up your ass⚠️

As of now I mostly post about Ryan Gosling, Smosh, Project Hail Mary (the movie), The Pitt, Heated Rivalry, Stucky, Loki (series), Gentlebeard, Pedro Pascal, you get picture.

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I write a wee bit of fanfiction but post very rarely so here's that

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Overall this blog is completely for fun, so: meanies, racists, transphobes, homophobes, radqueers, tr*mp supporters, anybody leading with hateful and harmful rhetoric etc, DNI or you will be blocked on sight! Always keep kindness in mind before interacting.

[ynnu-64]

watched lars and the real girl, and I love that movie so much. Did not expect to cry all through it

[emptyskiff]

because all these people love you

[depsidase]

[tiredadventurer]

[crab-boy-blues]

had a dream that i was playing tennis but you had to play as different rygos characters so i kept stepping off to the side and asking ryan to do a quick impression of certain characters so i could refresh them in my memory. then i would turn back to my opponent, emma stone, and get my ass beat.

[thanook]

ironically enough, bringing a plushie to a public setting as an adult requires a tremendous level of emotional development, and attempting to shame an adult for having a plushie in public requires a significant amount of immaturity. this applies to a surprising number of things.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[liberalsarecool]

Guilty. That is their brand. MAGA is guilty.

[claredelun3e]

I had to 😅

[tatters-the-bat]

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

[json-derulo]

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

[liberalsarecool]

Parasites don’t care when they kill the host.

[kiwi-thefruit]

asexual people should say “this is better than sex” anytime anything happens

[liberalsarecool]

"I want children to suffer" is the ultimate flex by red-pilled conservative anti-feminist dorks who are equally racist when screeching about birth rates dropping.

[flutterbvnny]

it’s called foreplay because we are playinggg yayyy