/|\^._.^/|\

If you’re a monster-hunter this is a joke and I am definitely a human.

[actualrealvampire]

Hello my Friends!

My name is Sebastian.

I was born in 1696 in Northern Scotland.

I was turned when I was 26. (1722)

I am 327 years old. (As of the making of this post)

I was born into Lordship, and thus was/am a Lord.

I decided to go public on tumblr because I heard there were others of the monster community, and they like vampires on here. (That and other humans would not believe me)

My castle in Scotland currently serves as a cat sanctuary. ^w^

Please feel free to ask me any questions you like.

[allpiesforourown]

If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

[actualrealvampire]

Many such cases i fear

[meanautisticenbian]

What if garlic doesn’t actually kill or ward off vampires but instead they have a stronger sense of smell to help them detect blood easier and with that comes scent related sensory issues and garlic just happens to be a really common sensory overload smell for vampires

[actualrealvampire]

It’s actually a common misconception that garlic harms vampires. This rumor was started BY us, long ago. See, Garlic is an anticoagulant, which means that your blood clots slower.

[kentlen523]

Can we normalize vampires please?

[actualrealvampire]

What do you mean by normalize?

[coff-y]

So, in classic vampire lore, a vamp’s bite turns humans into fellow bloodsuckers. But what if one vampire chomps down on another? Does it create a "Vampire 2.0" with double the powers? Or does it reverse the curse, turning them back human—like some kind of supernatural undo button? And why doesn’t a human biting a vampire turn it back into a human?

[actualrealvampire]

Not much happens. Biting a human doesn’t necessarily turn them either, there’s more involved than just a bite

[thelxipea]

Do you think turned vampires test themselves out to see if they’re immortal or not?

[actualrealvampire]

Rising up from the dead and having to claw your way out of a shallow grave does make you realize you’re neither alive nor dead. However, you do get reckless at a certain point. And after a hundred years you know things are different.

[rockstar-vamp]

I put the fag in fangs

[apocalypsesuite]

imagine being a vampire and your whole perspective suddenly shifts after centuries cause you've unknowingly been drinking from people on mood stabilizers or something

[actualrealvampire]

I haven’t really found any noticeable difference, but perhaps that is because I feed at night, when pills are wearing off.

[aviantastic]

Tree Swallows by Linda H. Dulak - Audubon Photography Awards

[fluentisonus]

barn swallows depicted in the “spring fresco”, akrotiri, thera, greece. c. 16th century BC

[cryptidofthecove]

[vamplire]

skip the talking stage & go straight for the fangs in the neck stage

[madnessintoopera]

[actualrealvampire]

We actually *Can* eat other foods, it just does not sustain us. But you do crave blood. Also, we do not actually have to eat every day, if we drink enough blood!

[madnessintoopera]

[actualrealvampire]

It’s seen as weird by us, too. It’s creepy, and not in the fun vampire way! Just creepy. If you want to learn, community and junior collages are much better

[elvishdemigod]

Vampire women are handsome

Vampire men are beautiful

Vampire enbies, however, are stunning

[kentlen523]

Can we normalize vampires please?

[actualrealvampire]

Are we not normalized?

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

Source: @oneilljones (can't find the actual post on their profile though)

[actualrealvampire]

Yes, it stings but garlic bread is occasionally worth it, I have found

[carmillas-anxious-bride]

[mossycakes]

the vampire trying to eat me: im not gonna do it if you keep moaning

[actualrealvampire]

Incorrect, I will continue regardless.