crabs!!1!

I love crabs.

[crab-identifier]

I identify crabs!

[hoofpeet]

If social media existed in the mlp universe ponies would record strangers in public and post it online to make fun of their cutie marks

[gaysheep]

rainbow dash would do this and then there would be a whole episode about how her friends become worried that she thinks lowly of their talents such as "apples" and "rocks" and twilight sparkle puts her foot down and introduces rainbow dash to the guy whose talent is crabbing and she spends a day on the boat with him gaining an appreciation for his humble skill and unending respect for the bounty of the sea and to a greater extent the fact that everyones talent no matter how inconsequential it seems is valuable

[crab-identifier]

I think this is a dungeness crab, though I cannot find the exact image OP used, and it's pestering me

here is something close

[marinella-ela]

[crab-detector]

Crab detected! ✅

i believe its a sand bubbler crab?? idk get @crab-identifier in here

[crab-identifier]

This IS a sand bubbler!! they make nests/homes/burrow thingies like that

[zoddicus]

Shore Crabs and Chiton?. Botanical Bay, Vancouver Island (June 20, 2025)

[crab-identifier]

purple shore crab

[silasdrawsstuff]

Happy Tuesday. Enjoy crab.

[crab-identifier]

dungeness crab

[crab-identifier]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

:O

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

ohio-thestate

bible-word-counter

Voting ended onMay 2, 2025

@ohio-thestate

“Very cool gimmick blog!! Awesome!!”

@bible-word-counter

(no propaganda submitted)

[crab-identifier]

you guys should vote ohio

[amygdalae]

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

[evilscientist3]

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be

[amygdalae]

...

[chlover-my-shingles]

@maryland-officially

[crab-identifier]

Ghost crab!

[mysterycrabanon]

Painted ghost crab! (Your pfp)

- @crab-identifier

:)

hello fellow crab-related blog

[crab-identifier]

HELLO!!!

[mysterycrabanon]

Do you want to go overthrow the government :)

[crab-identifier]

YES!

[mysterycrabanon]

Painted ghost crab! (Your pfp)

- @crab-identifier

:)

hello fellow crab-related blog

[crab-identifier]

HELLO!!!

[depsidase]

[kianf1sh]

@maryland-officially

what is thine verdict

[crab-identifier]

Japanese spider cretzel

[maryland-officially]

ghost crab art!

SERO8TBIDJS9PUI REBYMS OTBMF HUTIA9EOY TBE9A,BMIL

ITS SO CIT HAEWVINSMCOME ITS SO CUTE!!!!

literally dying. omg.

its adorable!!

[crab-identifier]

This is a WONDERFUL GREAT AMAZING OEASVOSINTUCE98TV8ER drawing of an Atlantic Ghost Crab!! :D

[how-many-crab]

Atlantic ghost crab (your pfp)

- @crab-identifier

Yes :3

[daily-crabbys]

A lovely lady and her brood spotted a couple years ago in Isle of Palms, SC :)

oh, sweet lady 🥺 i hope she's doing alright, especially if its from a couple years ago. we'll never know though, and that's ok <3

[crab-identifier]

this is the Atlantic ghost crab!

[2helper]

oh and

talking about miku designs-

[mersinia]

@maryland-officially

[maryland-officially]

crabs are better

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

LOBSTERS ARE BETTER FUCK YOU.

[maryland-officially]

OBJECTIVELY WRONG.

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

YOU HAVE INSULTED MY ENTIRE BLOODLINE.

[maryland-officially]

AND?

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

I WILL USE YOU AS BAIT(FOR LOBSTER FISHING).

[maryland-officially]

I WILL USE YOU AS BAIT (FOR CRAB CATCHING).

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

I WILL USE YOU AS BAIT FIRST.

[maryland-officially]

NUH UH!!

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

YUH UH!!

*raises bait knife*

[maryland-officially]

NUH UH *raises crab trap*

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

YUH UH!!

*turns on boat*

[maryland-officially]

*JUMPS ON THE BOAT*

NUH. UH!!

*carrying

*

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

*The boat is already filled with lobster traps, as if it's setting day.*

THANKS FOR BRINGING THE BAIT.

[maryland-officially]

*setting up rope for crabbing*

I THINK THE BAIT WAS ALREADY HERE.

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

*stabs you*

[maryland-officially]

...:(

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

Bitch you can't fit in a lobster trap. I have to kill you first.

[maryland-officially]

and you can't fit in a crab trap.

*throws a pebble at you*

...

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

Did you even bring weapons?--

[maryland-officially]

...

*throws another pebble at you*

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

OK now this just feels unfair--

[maryland-officially]

*throws two pebbles at you*

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

Just--get off my boat.

[maryland-officially]

>:[

*throws a pile of pebbles at you*

*in the face*

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

HEY--

*stabs you*

[maryland-officially]

*coughs up a lil bit of blood* BLEC--

*summons the crabs*

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

I guess I'm eating lobster AND crab tonight.

[maryland-officially]

*the crabs start tearing off pieces of the boat*

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??

*stabs the crabs*

[maryland-officially]

...you do know they have shells right??

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

You've never cracked open a crustacean with a knife??

[maryland-officially]

No?? You open them with your hands!

And you can't just stab them.

...why am I helping you

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

When you can't crack the claws with a nutcracker you whip out a hinge knife. I mean yeah, I've only done it for lobster but still.

[maryland-officially]

oh, no for crabs we use hammers :D

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

I MEANT HUGE KNIFE NOT HINGE KNIFE. Meh.

[maryland-officially]

huthethusyrhustvrh

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

Anyways anything can be defeated with a big ass knife.

[maryland-officially]

Nuh uh they have a shell!!

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

Big ass knives can crack shells. I know from experience.

[maryland-officially]

*throws a crab at you*

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

*catches it*

What type of crab is this?

[crab-identifier]

This is a dungeness crab!

[crab-identifier]

50 posts!

[crab-identifier]

21 followers!