I detect crabs

Finding posts one crab at a time

[crab-detector]

[PFP BY: @roachemoji (thank you for letting me use it its so silly!!)]

Hi! I’m the crab detector

this is a gimmick blog because i love them so i made my own. my pronouns are mainly it/he but i have a whole pronouns page if you wanna see!

@Thefatcat13 • Pronouns.page

hi im max!! thanks for checking my pronouns!! i dont really know my gender, i feel pretty disconnected from it but it leans more…

my main blog is @thefatcat-13 and i have another crab blog called @holy-crab-guys

and a community for crab lovers if you want to join!! tumblr.com/join/9c-BTtCw

Join The Crab Collective • Community on Tumblr

16 members, 30 posts about #crabs #crabposting #time for crab • Come here for everything crab!

ok now common tags!

most of them are pretty straightforward so i wont add explanations to all of them

#the crab detector i use on all of my posts

#crab detected

#no crab detected

#fake crab detected used for when a decapod has crab in its name or is commonly seen as a crab but is technically not a crab for a variety of reasons.

#special crab detected for when a specific type of crab is detected, you will understand when you see it.

#crab mention

[mcrhands]

mcr… hands?

[crab-detector]

Fake Crab Detected ⁉️

[official-crab-posts]

is this a crab?

@crab-detector what do you think

[crab-detector]

Yes!! Im pretty sure this is a type of fiddler crab

Crab detected! ✅

[marinella-ela]

[crab-detector]

Crab detected! ✅

i believe its a sand bubbler crab?? idk get @crab-identifier in here

[crab-detector]

Crabs I found while flipping rocks on the coast of the North Sea

Crab detected! ✅

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[exilley]

[crab-detector]

Crab detected! ✅

[crab-detector]

Birthday crab detected! ✅

[crabussy]

I’ll lay eggs in your inbox

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wow awwww thanks man you really shouldn't have

[crabussy]

like you really. shouldn't have

[crab-detector]

Crab detected! ✅

[crab-detector]

I've found the blog for me....

Thank god, this crab bucket was getting empty. You’re stuck here forever now though. Whenever you try to get out we will just keep fuckin pulling you down.

[crab-detector]

You guys should probably know Im a fraud.

I actually have autocapitalization turned off on my phone and I intentionally capitalize my sentences on this account because it fits better.

Seeking forgiveness for my sins.

[taylornprice]

California coastal creatures 🐟

[crab-detector]

Crab detected! ✅

[sarahmackattack]

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

[official-crab-posts]

official crab post

[idaho-unofficial]

@maryland-officially

creb

[crab-detector]

Crab Detected! ✅

[punk-squirrely-ghost]

[official-crab-posts]

official crab post

[crab-detector]

Crab detected ✅

[mundanesalad]

it came to me in a vision

[bug-lovers-island]

Been thinking about hot rod horseshoe crab all day

[littleguysdaily]

[crab-detector]

fake crab detected! ⁉️

[l0uisebrooks]

jewellery box crab

[crab-detector]

knight crab detected ✅

[infectiouspiss]

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

[crab-detector]

Crab Detected ✅

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[tbposting]

[crab-detector]

Crab Mentioned! ‼️