A Manifesto:
I have come to understand that Crabtopia might not be a 100% accepted truth among crab tumblr, and I am hear to clear up a few things.
Carcinization is the process by which species have an overwhelming tendency to evolve into Crab. Why? Why indeed.
It follows that Crab, as a form, is ultimate.
Crab beats rock, Crab beats Paper, Crab beats scissors. The Crab is the ultimate form.
Crab is superior to man, woman, and child.
So what do we do with this information? I'm glad you asked.
Here there are two schools of thought.
Humans will become Crab, and may indeed be getting closer to crab every day.
2) Crab will one day rise from the ocean and take their place as the dominant species of earth. They will become our overlords. We will serve Crab. This seems likely, as Crab has already made several military plays for land territory.
I hear you, sobbing uncontrollably at your screen, what do we do? How do we ensure our survival in the face of this unprecedented threat?
There is only one thing we can do.
We must submit.
We must show them we are on their side. We must do it now, before it is reasonable for them to beleive we do so only in the face of our own extinction. Only then will we achieve Crabtopia.
All hail the mighty Crab.
May the Crab offer absolution. May the Crab punish the disloyal.
Inform those you trust. NO SPYING. If you suspect your associates may be anti-Crab, hide this information at all costs. We cannot risk being seen to aid the enemy of Crab. Too much is at stake.
