Jun 29
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
we never understood the true meaning of carcinization -- and perhaps that was the source of our downfall, in the end.
how does miku feel about crabs?
miku fun fact #383
crabs are the ultimate life form! little known fact: calne ca was actually miku's attempt at carcinization, but we all know how that one worked out.
gender is so dumb lmao.
"so, you want to create a way for people to identify themself and others to avoid confusion?"
"yeah!"
"right, will it be socially normal for people to choose this for themself?"
"lol, no."
"how will it be decided then?"
"Hole or pole, motherfucker?"
don't even get me started on GENDER DYSPHORIA "yeah sorry pls don't call me she i have a VICERAL REACTION to it"
god how are we an intelligent species.
Armor is proof we to want to become crabs
(idk what to title this <3)
Return to monke
Become crab
March towards machine
Abandon the flesh only the soul
return to monke is become feral lil monkey lads
become crab is just Carcinisation but in humans
march towards machine is abandoning our flesh bodies and uploading our minds into machines
abandon the flesh only the soul is basically going ghost
...blame youtube comment sections for this quiz
WARNING | This is a PSA
Be on the lookout for the ANTI-CRAB.
Do not approach, suspected to be violent.
Has been reported to tempt humans into sacrilegious acts, such as consuming Crab meat.
It is believed that his mission is to prevent Crabtopia and instead incite Crabageddon.
We CANNOT,
I repeat,
CANNOT
Let
This
Happen.
I have spent very little time preaching the dangers of Crabageddon. I do not wish you all to be ruled by such fear, instead of love.
But it has come time to enlighten you.
Crabageddon is a future where Crab accepts none as allies, and rules the earth alone. This means the total annihilation of the human race, as well as known human allies such as dogs, cats, and domesticated rodents.
The victims of Crabageddon would be in the tens of billions.
Now you know the risks.
Keep an eye out for the ANTI-CRAB.
May the Crabs have mercy on us all.
This has been a PSA.
Crab Law 22
Never use Crab name in vain.
Examples:
Holy Crab, did you see the game last night?
Oh Crab! I dropped my toast.
I'm so mad, I'm in a real Crustacean Frustration.
I went on a tinder date and now I think I have Crabs.