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[dredgenaves]

Service Of Luzaku 🌿🦋

Part of @alienfactionszine , Thanks for having me!

[yamada-ryo]

"Explaining binary search to a cop" should've caught on as a saying tbh.

[kalichnikov]

I forgot about the context to this. God this is so funny

Image description: screenshot of two paragraphs that read, "Afterward I found a chat room thread among Cambridge computer scientists, one of whom had also been told that unless he could pin down the moment of the theft no one would look at the footage. He said he tried to explain sorting algorithms to police - he was a computer scientist, after all.

"You don't search the whole thing, he said. You use a binary search. You fast forward to halfway, see if the bike is there and, if it is, zoom to three quarters of the way through. But if it isn't there at the halfway mark, you rewind to a quarter of the way through. It's very quick. In fact, he had pointed out, if the CCTV footage stretched back to the dawn of humanity it would still probably have only taken an hour to find the moment of the theft. This argument didn't go down well."

[virtualgirladvance]

teaching an old dog new tricks: trite cause dog likes you and wants to help but maybe is getting a bit hard for them

teaching a cop binary search: real cause even if they were smart enough to understand and use it they wouldnt because fuck you they dont care

[nggggg]

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[bovineblogger]

this is by far my favourite bongo image. the slurperrrr

[yoinky-sploinky]

my favourite bongo images

(these are captive bongos involvee in a breeding program, people touching them are zookeepers, the green things are special browser buscuits used as a treat in training, accustoming them to to touch makes it easier for medical checkups)

1. kiss 💋

2. o_o

3. big nom

4. baby

[bovineblogger]

YESYESYESY HOLY SHIT

[theonion]

As he reflected upon various well-known allegations of his misconduct, Morbius star Jared Leto reportedly asked Thursday if he was ever going to get into real trouble for all the stuff he’s been doing, saying he had just assumed his actions would have caught up with him by now. “It seems like people know I’ve been accused of some pretty bad things, but there hasn’t been any real push to cancel me, and I’m honestly not sure why,” said the Academy Award winner, wondering aloud whether anyone would ever come forward and file a lawsuit or something.

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[sailatina3]

[justiceamberheard]

Four women accuse Jared Leto of criminal sexual conduct when they were teenagers

The actor and musician faces allegations from 10 women in total who say he mistreated them as teenagers.

Four women have accused Oscar-winning actor and Thirty Seconds to Mars frontman Jared Leto of criminal sexual conduct, with the alleged offences having taken place when they were teenagers.

In total, 10 women have spoken to the BBC documentary - Jared Leto: Hollywood's Dark Secret - with nine of them sharing their stories publicly for the first time.

All the women say they encountered Leto between 2002 and 2016, when he was in his 30s and 40s. He is now 54.

"This was 25 years ago… he has gotten away with it," says one of his alleged victims.

The BBC has corroborated a number of the women's accounts with friends and family who were told about the encounters with Leto at the time. In some cases, we have also seen pictures and messages that support the women's accounts.

[depsidase]

[theaceofwords]

It's called the Global Justice Report, it is here. This is an actionable plan which can be sent to legislators and demanded of political parties. We could save the world within our lifetimes.

It has always been possible. It is still possible.

[gaydiation-poisoning]

@isuggestrevolution

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: Veteran actors are truly on another level.（Behind-the-scenes footage from the mid-1990s adaptation of Outlaws of the Marsh）

[sn4qdragon]

When the masc so hot she triggers your hair's fearful-avoidant attachment style

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[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

[liberalsarecool]

White supremacy does not want you to follow rules or do things 'the right way'. They want you dead or living in fear of dying for the simple crime of existing.

These parents were killed by white supremacy.

These parents were killed by pro-lifers who only want white children in the world.

[depsidase]

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[animentality]

[looo-ch]