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HE DID IT!! WHAT A WIN FOR HERMITS!!! not only Grian first win and False 3rd win but Grian 1v3ed fruitninja and won!!! what a tense dodgebolt finale!!! congratulations Grian this is so well deserved!!!!!

#grain

draculism

etho would find a cursed amulet and dump it in a random chest and bdubs would find it later and go hey when did you get this cool amulet and etho would go don't touch that it's cursed and bdubs would go OH i SEE you don't want me to wear this cool amulet and etho would go no it's really cursed bdubs and bdubs would go YEAH RIGHT and immediately succumbs to the curse

draculism

or etho is like oh that's my cursed amulet you should try it on ^-^ and bdubs is like OH so you WANT me to succumb to the curse huh??? hey! hey? and etho is like i didn't say that! i don't think you would get cursed i just think you should try it on and bdubs is like HA HA HA. NO. and etho is like well it was just a suggestion and bdubs is like oh alright and immediately succumbs to the curse

moldyrainbowbutter

Writing mcyt fanfic feels so silly because the names are on a spectrum from "normal human name" to "semi-plausible" to "Sausage"

moldyrainbowbutter

squad, I hate to break it to you but Gem, Grian, and Pearl are all normal names that people have. Also Bdubs and Big B are perfectly realistic to have as nicknames. They do not go in the semi-plausible category. Semi-plausible is for shit like Zam and Tango and maybe fWhip.

jasethegooberton

Mutation

velvvetcat09

it was a traumatic experience

apocherri

Hey dude thanks for the message. I am on a personal crusade to systematically destroy scott smajor and everything he holds dear.

tarotish

Yeah. I'm sorry to everyone who found out this way

#has anyone written up a summary of whatever the fuck is going on

natebugs

scar bdubs and etho talking about gunpowder and explosives edited for my own entertainment

tillydouspart

im losign my mind.

beanswithbones

Simon in the soup gifset

djpachipikachu

happy pride month

polarity-disturbed

Could you imagine making your own movie, making like 20 million dollars, and then going “awesome, now to install a DVD duplicating machine in my house and personally burn copies by hand like a medieval monk preserving sacred texts”

Like I need people to understand the mental image here of a multimillionaire internet creator personally overseeing DVD production in his own house like he’s running an underground bootleg operation out of a basement in 2007.

It’s weirdly charming because there’s something very “old internet” about it, this energy of “I made a thing, and now I will physically hand it to people myself like an artisan at a craft fair.”

The man really said: “The future of cinema is me standing next to a humming disc burner at 2am”

And like... I can't help but believe he's onto something

samoiiyed

mumbo's (not so great) experience turning 30

vrabia

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

vrabia

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

vrabia

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like