crabbiness,

Hi I'm Eric and I love Chipotle

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THE WORST THING IN WINTER IS WHEN IT SNOWS AND THERE ISNT A GOD DAMN SNOW DAY, STOP TEASING US MOTHER NATURE

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appreciation post for the brownies where you take a bite and you can feel the chocolate chip and then it just magically melts in your mouth

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Just in case you need an easy way to tell people off

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I have childhood memories that I’m not 100% sure if they actually happened or if I dreamed them

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I love when i hear Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez or Nick Jonas on the radio, like hey they were apart of my childhood and now they are growing up with me.  It is so cool to see how I have grown with them, it is like I am never alone, Disney Channel is still with me.

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RIP Snapchat Best Friends Feature.  Your help in overbearing and overprotective relationships will not go unappreciated.  Your memory will last on for lifetimes to come

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My name is Eric but you can call me Big E

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How gangster do i look here on a scale of 10 to 10?

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3 'N' Words that aren't used enough

1.) Niggly Wiggly - that thing in a hershey kiss

2.) Natiform - when something looks like a butt

3.) Nurdle - a tiny dab of toothpaste

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High school reunion must have been so awkward for everyone who went to school with Beyoncé

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My name is Eric but you can call me Big E

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How gangster do i look here on a scale of 10 to 10?

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RIP Snapchat Best Friends Feature.  Your help in overbearing and overprotective relationships will not go unappreciated.  Your memory will last on for lifetimes to come

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I have childhood memories that I’m not 100% sure if they actually happened or if I dreamed them

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Just in case you need an easy way to tell people off

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appreciation post for the brownies where you take a bite and you can feel the chocolate chip and then it just magically melts in your mouth

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THE WORST THING IN WINTER IS WHEN IT SNOWS AND THERE ISNT A GOD DAMN SNOW DAY, STOP TEASING US MOTHER NATURE

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Betty White and Bradley Cooper made out.  Yes a 93 year old has more game than you.

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3 'N' Words that aren't used enough

1.) Niggly Wiggly - that thing in a hershey kiss

2.) Natiform - when something looks like a butt

3.) Nurdle - a tiny dab of toothpaste