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*dog noises* 28, she/they, trans poly lesbian, autistic, sometimes nsfw, Radical AnCom, 18+ only, Hundred Line, Fire Emblem, Steven universe, Danganronpa, Umamusume, probably more Trans lesbians hold up half the sky

[crabonthefloor]

*BY VISITING THIS BLOG, YOU AGREE TO BE SUBLIMINALLY PROGRAMMED INTO A TRANS LESBIAN*

[crabonthefloor]

Reblog if dog girls

[purple-egg-yolk]

Happy queer month ya queer

[regal-bones]

Holy ground

[mwagneto]

what the world looks like after a big cup of lemonade

[mwagneto]

a car swerved to try and hit me while i was typing this ??

[mwagneto]

imagine i die and the cops pick up my phone and im halfway through making a post about lemonade

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[charlesoberonn]

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

[terminallydepraved]

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

[loremerchant]

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

[self-critical-automaton]

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

[villainessbian]

Okay but let’s not pretend Mozart was normal

[tf2heritageposts]

the fucking budget bill of hell passed the house that removes HRT from medicare, general medicare spending cuts, student financial aid cuts, and oh yeah lets the teump regime ignore court orders even harder and lets for even harder executive overreach. they did this shit at motherfucking 2 am so people wouldn’t notice too

it passed house like i said but still needs to pass senate.

tell your senators to invoke byrd rule which is a goddamn real thing apparently

call your goddamn senators i swear to god

and if you’re in DC there’s a protest going on as we speak

go do your civic duty you piece of shit

[tf2heritageposts]

he’ll cry and it’ll be all your fault for not calling and protesting

[moodybluesbabe]

[ramavoite]

"Ebenezer Scrooge learns the true meaning of Bisexual Awareness Week"

[anarchistmemedistro]

AI haters build tarpits to trap and trick AI scrapers that ignore robots.txt

Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.

[megaceros]

love that energy

[b0tster]

happy gay month everyone!

and remember:

[kabewski]

Gun Witch Recluse

[vashito]

mermaid megafauna

patreon . bsky

[vashito]

more big mermaid

[koboldfactory]

my brain is a mystery

the song in the video:

[skeleion]

What's the matter? You chicken? 😈

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[crabonthefloor]

I shall now write a story in less than 6 words

Gay sex?

Transgender?

Apply now!