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I make random headcanons — Will pop back up occasionally CMND.r__Zed everywhere else

[crack-canon]

❥ Current Hypefixation : Palia / MLP

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[dannyy01]

Alfur and Bartell from Hilda feel like Bilbo and Thorin from Tolkien to me..

[crack-canon]

Classmates and friends. Sons, daughters, mothers, fathers, siblings, and whatever else

All gone within just three minutes of their maiden voyage to answer a distress call

[crack-canon]

Playing Windtrace and the Hunter was having a bad time mostly because I kept climbing around a pillar and jumping down and going invisible

When you’re playing the Hunter, especially if you’re already maxed on coins, I feel like you should just play to have fun and roleplay/match rather than play to win so you don’t get stressed

Plus… that one cave map is brutal because of its verticality and it seems you don’t take fall damage

[crack-canon]

I need to see Razor, Durin, and Klee all together

Maybe together they can have 3 brain cells and eat Linner together. They three feels like they’d be good friends

[crack-canon]

What a strange looking slug

[crack-canon]

Your Delaila is how I want to look

I love Delaila. I love drawing shapely women. Idk it’s something I’m good at it for some reason

[crack-canon]

New art style means Delaila

[crack-canon]

I know we have lore of who Razor’s parents are and maybe possibly Cyno but man- I still subscribe to the HC they’re blood siblings

[crack-canon]

Ankle Biter, 5th Gen Assassin

Heavy Armor  + 100 Sneak = Silent Roll

Weapons: Dual Daggers, Yoyo Stick, Bound Bow, Enchanted Tail Dagger, Claws

Cicero + Jarl Siddgeir + Aventus = Happy Family + Meeko, Vigilance, Frost, Dwarves Spider, Mudcrab, and Shadowmere

Goes between Falkreath, Dawnstar, and Rifted + Visits the Orphanage to leave gifts and for Aventus to see his friends

Bipedal but prefers to chase/hunt/run on all fours 

Came to Skyrim following the rumours of a mad jester and a coffin - Got caught crossing the border

Has dabbled in non-animal meat in his travels

Rather sentimental, keeps gifted items

The Listener/Head of the Skyrim Dark Brotherhood, Reshaping the entire guild to truly follow Sithis

Hates Companions

Occasionally wears luminescent makeup from glowing mushrooms

[crack-canon]

Love you Cicero~

[crack-canon]

You started as a woman cell and transitioned to male in your mommy's tummy? that's cringe

[crack-canon]

Someone's Dying At The Sanctuary

[crack-canon]

Just Two Babies

[crack-canon]

The Jarl of My Heart, Not the Bedroom

i can't fix him but i can put him in his place (๑>؂•̀๑)

[themultiplatformgamers]

Jarl Siddgeir is a man of opportunity…

[crack-canon]

he's hoarding that apple pie for opportuninty reasons

[tessmashorpass]

Jarl Siddgeir

Smash or Pass

Smash

Pass

Voting ended onNov 9, 2025

[crack-canon]

i love a brat. Smash that man till the bed breaks