Random babbles with a tinge of humour

20 ||Trying to face the reality relatively||

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Harry: Malfoy, wanna catch tonight's MAN U game at Old Trafford?

Draco: Ugh, Muggle soccer ? Disgusting muggles and their beer all over the stadium with kids on their lap.

Harry: Take some butter to drink with the beer, worked for me, smooth! And you should know better , with all the buttering in your school days.

Draco: Gotta admit that was rough.

Harry: But this will be smooth

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Draco: Pottah, wanna flirt in card language?

Harry: Alright Malfoy, but I wanna warn you, I ace at this, meet me at the club near King's cross.

Draco: You won't break my heart, will you , my precious diamond?

Harry: Never, you are a jack-pot!

Draco: YAS QUEEN!

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Draco: What's this stupid show again?

Harry: Modern Family, why?

Draco: Kind of an irony isn't it, cause you never had one.

Harry: Your parents still haven't approved of our relation-

Ginny: You said YOU WERE JUST HANGING OUT WITH SOME GUYS!

Harry: *perplexed* How long.. *stammers* where were you?

Ginny: Definitely not hiding in the closet, UNLIKE YOU!

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Draco: Son of a ... ! The OWL grades are out and I got a P in Charms.

Harry: So next time I say you aren't charming, I get a pass right?

Draco: Bollocks, I see what you did there, Pottah! But you aren't funny!

Harry: Yea, but atleast I am charming *shrugs*

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Draco: To us, Pottah! *Clinking glasses* alone at last. Anything you got to say? *winks*

Harry: We both look very handsome tonight .

Draco: You know if you'd just said that I looked handsome and then I would-

Harry: Let's get this over with quickly.

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Draco: Yo Pottah

Harry: What!

Draco: I'm playing a new drinking game. It's called everytime I am depressed, I take a drink.

Harry: That game exists, it's called alcoholism.

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Visited my 10yo self and said ''I miss being you, stuck in a phase where I feel like I ain't performing upto my full potential,you have nothing to worry about,right. Time was good. But now time is an obstacle, a barrier, a massive hindrance."

He laughed and said "Our 30 yo has something to say"

As I looked at my reflection, it spoke

"Time is a great thing, mate. It taught us maturity, so make sure to spend it well, with the people you love, with the things you like. Treat it with kindness, it's afterall the mysterious 'Fourth dimension '. All the best. "

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We have no idea where we're going Lodged in life Like branches in a river Flowing downstream Caught in the current.I carry you, You'll carry me.That's how it could be.Don't you know me?Don't you know me by now?

~Before Sunrise(1995)

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Somehow I mess up with people, the rating on my social scale keeps going lower and lower. It's my fault, all of it. Vibes matching doesn't guarantee any long term relationship w/ anyone. Sharing common interests is also a temporary and ineffective thing. Maybe it's better for me to stay alone, w/ a very few handful of close friends I have and that's it. Social media, thanks for ruining my time, I would see the least of you from today. Ciao.

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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Well if it makes me look cool like Winter Soldier then why not keep it and think of myself as some sort of superhero (overdose of Marvel )

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Is it better to be a nobody in someone's life than being a somebody who once cared too much?

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Are you living under a rock? Ew look at your profile picture? No one asked ? Visit a therapist geez!”

Not familiar with the above terms? Well, then you haven’t got a grip of how comment sections work nowadays on social media. Yes this entire passage I am going to write is dedicated to a small yet important part of social media- the comment section.

On Apps like Twitter , reddit , Instagram , YouTube, Twitch , people start the internet wars , I mean , why not , who likes peace right? Why do people have to leave things be and focus on themselves. The three main debated topics – politics , love and people’s opinions. No , you guys tell me , do people really have to have their opinion on something . Because the problem starts when they try to express that very opinion on the grand stage of all famous debates around the world – social media.

I am giving a very common example to make this simple. A person making a video of the review of a movie they saw and expressing why they didn’t like it. Their opinion right? If you did the hard work of seeing the entire video, you comment your thoughts, if you agree or disagree with the thing the youtuber says. And that’s the last thing you do. You don’t start fights with complete strangers on a platform you use for entertainment purpose , you don’t waste your energy saying ‘I am right you are wrong’ , because it’s not a Historic date you memorised , its one’s opinion , try being respectful about it. Now the question that comes after this is , why should you , of all people be respectful to people who are being toxic? The thing is people spreading toxicity with their toxic and naïve comments want to get attention somehow , they tend to get into your mind and make you type a fat 500 words for a topic which will have no meaning in the future , which will make you tilted and angry , which will be reflected in your real life. This is a very common scenario and I have faced it multiple times. Opinions on video-game , career and subject choice , hating on a fictional character that doesn’t exist. People tend to get obsessed with smallest of things and since they have no one to talk it through , you become the puppet.

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So you are telling me 3 months of 2022 just passed by and it's April, cool !

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What To Do With Anger

"You may think that your choices are to swallow the anger or throw it in someone else's face but there is a third option - you can just let it go and only when you do that , it is really gone and you can move forward "

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The Bigbang Theory:

Amy: Sheldon aren't you excited for Harry Potter?

Sheldon: Be specific Amy (shakes head)

Amy: 'Harry Potter: Reunion' ,aren't you excited?

Sheldon: Ofcourse I am, they are so old now, it seems so weird.

Amy: It isn't weird Sheldon, you are old too.

Sheldon: I see why some people remain unmarried.

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I don't understand what's the fuss with Kohli being removed as a captain? He isn't out of the team. People judging BCCI , Sourav Ganguly etc without any preliminary knowledge is so upsetting to see. #shameonbcci is what we are really going with? Jobless people putting on these hashtags in twitter to rage over the stuff that doesn't concern them? If burden of captaincy is affecting Kohli's performance which it has , it is safe to say the role to be switched to someone. The main motive of India should be to win matches. Social media users going crazy over 'If Dhoni stayed' , 'Kohli is greatest' is just so strange to watch mostly because they don't understand how team management and gameplay works on an international level.

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McGonagall: Have you ever considered moving on?

Snape: I am not American.

McGonagall: you don't know anything about love, Severus , do you?

Snape: I know a few things about love.Horrible, terrible, awful, awful things