[animusrox]

Toy Stoy 3 (2010) dir. Lee Unkrich

[blackhole-ntp]

Just saw the word "underfed" written down and spent a good ten seconds trying to imagine what the state of being "derfed" could possibly be, and how one would go about undoing it, before it clicked.

[blackhole-ntp]

"WW1 soldiers were underfed" fuck man... Not only they sent them off to a war, but then they took their derf away too?? Fucked up

[ruinedchildhood]

POV: You're looking for a funny Couple costume idea

[lesbxdyke]

Chocolate guy... What the fuck!?

[babyanimalgifs]

A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

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[j-liz]

[dailycatsblog]

[devileaterjaek]

Metroid II - Return of Samus (Game Boy) Join our community on //Discord// Support me on //Ko-Fi//

[segamascott]

[mousegirlheart]

they should make a wetter water that hydrates you 5 times as much. it should feel like a videogame health potion. instant healing. instant hydration.

[blignick]

[fishgummy]

this made me laugh so hard i started coughing

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

[cute-catts]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black with low white spotting, black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with low white spotting, seal point with moderate white spotting

[beardedmrbean]

gotta love a dog that just doesn't care if the ball of fluff is spicy or not, it will eventually surrender to the warm

[memeclassheroes]

[charlesoberonn]

Yes I am, those fuckers were literally bird-brained.

[chippyyyz]

[charlesoberonn]

I think you'll find I'm 150 million years out of Thagomizer range you extinct piece of Allosaur shit

[wizardgender]

she calling me a knight of the round table on account of how i camelot

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