PLEASE READ! Hello!! This is my first post ever on here and my first time doing headcanons. I loved the hanks to much to not do anything for them. So here you go! (Iāll learn how to format later) and totally give me requests if you like my writing Iām DOWNNN for some freaky stuff LMAO. Hereās my TikTok where I posted this on there as-well (crackerlover9666)
-Hank 3 convinced the other Hanks to do thirst traps because āthey needed the exposureā when they were with Red Bowl, but since they left, only Hank 3 still does them because he enjoys the compliments.
-They have a voting box that they use to determine who will be the leader of the group for that day. (They submit the same votes in every day so itās Hank 1 for Monday, Hank 5 for Tuesday, Hank 4 for Wednesday, Hank 3 for Thursday, and Hank 2 for Friday every week. They donāt have a leader on the weekends because they donāt want anyone to feel left out or favored)
- When you first met them they would push you too far with their extreme activities and wouldnāt stop until you genuinely got hurt (they of course felt bad) or would call you a lame-o if you didnāt go with them in fear of getting hurt. (Hank 2 understood your caution)
-Hank 1,2,4, and 5 talked to Hank 3 about his flirting and that he needed to tone it down with you because they couldnāt help but get secondhand embarrassment. They all liked you (romantically or platonically) and didnāt want his advances to push you away.
-Sleepovers. They donāt call it hanging out or staying the night they will and always will call it a sleepover. Pillow fights, movies, they somehow always have some delicious gossip, Hank 5 bakes cookies, board games/video games, and pranks. Do not fall asleep first or you will look like a middle schooler's notebook when theyāre bored in class.
-They all tan amazingly except Hank 3 who genuinely gets cooked in the sun. He always uses the most sunscreen and will wear slightly longer T-shirts, shorts(basically jorts), and has a hat he wears if the sun is unusually bright out.
-You and Hank 2 would work on his novel together. Basically what you did with Lyric but a lot longer and way more off task. You would be the one who pushes him to work and pay attention. He appreciates it and when he publishes it he does that thing on the first page where it says stuff like āTo y/n my reason for doing thisā shit like that.
-Hank 1 goes to, and volunteers at a local shelter so he can work on and get the right information for his dog parachutes. Of course, he does more than just work on his dream and really helps out when heās there, the other workers love it when he shows up. Has grown close with a golden retriever(obviously) and plans on adopting one day when his income is more stable.
-Hank 3 plays the board game āOperationā and thinks that helps him get smarter for when he actually does brain surgery. (Surprisingly when he does take classes to be a licensed professional he gets all high marks. He thinks the only reason that is, is because he played that stupid game, and not all the effort he does like studying, all-nighters, and paying attention in class.)
-You help Hank 4 find his dream because he doesnāt have an idea of what he wants to do in life. After some experimenting, he understands that his passion is extreme sports. He feels upset at first because itās just what heās been doing all along, and the other hanks have different dreams other than that. But you and the other hanks reassure him that itās okay and he just knows what he likes! One day he comes up with the idea of starting a company like Red Bowl that sponsors other extremists like him. He obviously puts the safety and needs of the people he sponsors before anything else.
-You and Hank 5 just do typical dating things. His dream is to be a father which is not happening for a WHILEEEE. So in his free time, he bakes with you. Cute baking dates soon turn into something way more than that. He genuinely gets good at baking and starts making sweet treats for other objects around the house, like Volt and Eddie for their bar. You convince him to take commissions for small things like birthday parties, gender reveals, housewarming parties, etc. After a while, he starts making good money on it and would take bigger commissions like weddings. He will always bake for you since youāve been with him since day one. (So male wife coded)
They are this image with you when they āarenāt in harmonyā (angry at each other/ having different ideas on how they want to spend the day with you, etc..).
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