WISECRACKS

If Salty & Bitter had a baby. If you remember me from the old Newsies fandom, hit me up. My sister from another mister: Coneygoil My AO3: LeeCracks

[resident-idiot-simp]

[crackinwise]

Lazy male youtubers love to skim a history wiki or something about an event that wasn't cut & dry, then present one edited version to viewers (some of whom they get to pay for this nonsense) as if what they're telling you is 100% factual.

Imagine reporting a rumor that a historical figure was legally acquitted of as being true. Imagine it's done while also telling the story of a woman and only mentioning she had life-long health problems at the very end of the story like it's unimportant. This site forgave those men far too easily.

[pandorawildflowers]

Before Crisis before GTA VI was not on my 2026 bingo card 😅

[porgenspengler]

I may have bought the entire set of the JP3 cards just so I could scan and frame this one....

Also scanned some others this was one of my favs

[crackinwise]

*watches Cats (1998) annoyingly edited into a playlist of 28 videos to try and fix my mental health*

[crackinwise]

More The Librarians things. Rants? Laments? Cries for help?

• The trio actually took Baird out to cheer her up because they agree the Manchild suuuuucks as a bf and they're right. Of course, she's not allowed to care he sucks or voice any issues she feels. No, she must continue to be under some weird spell of staying with him unconditionally. Horror story.

• In another episode, Baird's magic second head without a filter was allowed to voice how hot she found Stone & Jones. Girl, i'm begging you to reach for it. Even Jones with all the playup about him being in love with himself has proven how caring and brave he can be.

• Dan Night Court is the heart and soul of this show istg. Went from "I can't stand any of you people" to "I haven't seen my emotional support librarians for 5 minutes, so i need to track them down and save them, i guess." I'm so sorry your old bf disappeared from the narrative, Dan.

• In yet another ep, everyone was allowed to tell Manchild how much he sucks as a friend/partner/man to his face! But they also had to praise him at the same time. And he dismissed them all incredibly rudely. Again, Baird acts like Manchild is some god she must always worship for still no reason we know of when better options are all around her. Oh, Manchild also had to admit he sucks as a friend/partner/man. But then other characters had to immediately tell him he's fkn amazing. This (awful) ep was written by Wyle, shocking nobody. If he doesn't praise himself, he'll die.

[aliciascanvas]

Chris' post-requiem inspection takes a turn...

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[crackinwise]

The Librarians tried to do the "true love's kiss" thing and make me believe it despite the two still having zero chemistry & Baird having no shown reason for liking this manchild. Plus, they've had, like, 6 episodes together total? The show always has to force the two alone together so the audience doesn't remember how well the main cast gels together without Wyle. Whole episodes are so much better.

Meanwhile, Moriarty continues to have more chemistry (and isn't a conceited dick to her), as does Stone. And Jones and Cassie and Jenkins.

Also idk how any person on set could have watched Wyle attempt to do hammy comedy without walking off.

[crackinwise]

I was wrong. Please give me him trying and failing to do hammy comedy over him trying to be sensual. I gagged.

Oh hey, s3 has two new people of color in one episode! Maybe it's fina—and they're dead.

[pilferingapples]

this is a threat (text via @inkieswirlsgaming, on this post thread)

[bunnywan]

ryan gosling they could never make me give a fuck about you.

[cuppydogshane]

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

[crackinwise]

The Librarians tried to do the "true love's kiss" thing and make me believe it despite the two still having zero chemistry & Baird having no shown reason for liking this manchild. Plus, they've had, like, 6 episodes together total? The show always has to force the two alone together so the audience doesn't remember how well the main cast gels together without Wyle. Whole episodes are so much better.

Meanwhile, Moriarty continues to have more chemistry (and isn't a conceited dick to her), as does Stone. And Jones and Cassie and Jenkins.

Also idk how any person on set could have watched Wyle attempt to do hammy comedy without walking off.

[communismrainclouds]

i do not care what anyone says requited enjoltaire is so funny to me because it’s literally this

[crackinwise]

Ways to get me to NOT buy your product:

• I cannot buy directly from your website and it instead gives me links to amazon or walmart, but when i click those links i cannot find the same products advertised right on your website.

• Your options for gender choices are "Menswear" and... "Shapewear"

• If after one second of scrolling you hit me with a fullscreen popup to sign up with my email, with no other way to close the popup

These weren't even obscure or exclusive sites btw, they're normal clothing brands you can find in any store wtf

[princesssarisa]

Where did your first name come from?

I was named after one of my parents

I was named after a dead relative or family friend

I was named after a living relative or family friend

I was named after a religious figure

I was named after a historical figure

I was named after a fictional character

I was named after a place

My parents just chose a name they liked

Other

Voting ended onJul 13

Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.