WISECRACKS

If Salty & Bitter had a baby. If you remember me from the old Newsies fandom, hit me up. My sister from another mister: Coneygoil My AO3: LeeCracks

[crackinwise]

Love whenever my mother comes back from visiting family, complaining non-stop about things they do, and it'll be the same things she does to me. Zero self awareness runs in the family.

[crackinwise]

Anyone else get a full dose of serotonin when they see Olivia Munn after a very long time?

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[mafuyuh]

little guys in ghibli movies

[crackinwise]

Watched a limited series on netflix where some girls who organized their friend getting SA'd were punished severely, but nobody gave one shit about the boys who actually did the horrific act with glee and they just get to live forever scott free. Like, they would have been the first ones I tracked down to eliminate. Slowly. What's more aggravating about that is it's from a book written by a woman. I don't know if they changed anything from the book, but it sucks for more reasons than that, so whatever.

[blurryf4ce]

reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old

[crackinwise]

While i'm at it: shout out to anyone who also still hates the Ron Jon Surf Shop flag forced on us aroaces in recent 2018 by some random tumblr users with no color or design experience, and who would rather continue to tie two different flags together than ever let that ugly thing represent us. I see you. We can defeat the evil, babes.

[souvenirs]

[spitfaggot]

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

[crackinwise]

Happy pride month. Maybe one day we'll get the posers and bigots out of the aromantic and asexual tags. Maybe it'll be the same day some of you respect when lgbt persons don't want to share space with us bc it's their community to decide.

I'm tired.

[apolladay]

Ao3 commenters: Do you read other people's comments before leaving your own.

Yes - this affects what I comment

Yes - it has no/little effect on what i comment

No - prefer not to know what other people have said before commenting

No - other reason

Don't comment/results

Remaining time: 4 days 6 hours

[crackinwise]

"ao3 has become too mainstream"

I don't....understand

[crackinwise]

Watched RE: Welcome To Raccoon City and the casting choices threw me at first.

Like, is the guy on the left Wesker? No, that's Birkin. Still works, but i want to see that actor chew scenery as Wesker.

Is the other guy a mini Carlos? No, that's Leon. The most pitiful wet cat Leon, but at least he's very pretty.

Claire? Well done. Jill? Still absolutely works; no notes. Chris? My god, we're on a roll!

Oh, who is monkey boy playing? Brad? Barry? No, THIS is Wesker. Dude doesn't even get to be evil or monologue. It's a sin.

Decent movie tho. The sets were fantastic.

[sandersstudies]

Name as many Shakespeare plays as you can. Feel free to write them down and check your answers but not to cheat. How many can you name?

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36+ (“all of them” depending on who you ask)

Remaining time: 3 days 15 hours

Tell me in the comments: are you from a country that speaks predominantly English? Was any Shakespeare required in your education?

[crackinwise]

If you look up a fudgy brownie recipe, somehow the search engine thinks one of the options for you is "hershey's best brownies" that wants 4 gd eggs. More eggs do not give you fudgy. You're making a cake now.

[victusinveritas]

[fat-daisies]

Chreon thought for the day: both Leon and Chris have a possessive side, but each of them display it differently. Chris would display it with his physicality (i.e. standing between Leon and a flirtatious passerby, big baseball mitt hands cradling the small of Leon's back, huge built arm around his waist while they're walking or chatting with someone at an event) whereas Leon would use his impeccable speech skills and name-drop Chris as his partner every chance he gets. You're looking for Captain Redfield? You mean MY HUSBAND Chris? Yeah I'll get him for you.

[cherishedteddie]

Accept Denji being Aki's first and only wife into your heart.