Plenty of Crack to go Round

David, 28, Scottish bastard with a decent beard. Aspiring horror writer who hardly ever writes

[frontierpsychoanalyst]

[longnuts]

That's not him

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[micromontage]

[witchern]

guillermo del toro said so many insightful and funny things last night at the frankenstein q&a that i started taking notes. these are all direct quotes. i love this man.

[shamebats]

ID: Screenshot of a tiktok that reads: it's kind of beautiful that all flight attendants are either gay sons or thot daughters. in the skies they are finally free /End ID

[cartooncoyote]

There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work

[albertnatural]

squidwsrd really put in this gay ass outfit just to eat his soufflé. okay work.

[albertnatural]

kept his pussy out too.

[androcola]

[riphertoshredsss]

[fun-user]

he stopped making sense so i started talking head and soon enough we were making flippy floppy

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

your boobies are gonna sag aftra a night with me

[blackarachnya]

what really gets me abt all those people who are like "filmbros when youd rather watch big studio movie instead of blah blah 'pretentious' foreign movie" is that most of the annoying film people i know fucking love shit like idk. tokyo drift

[blackarachnya]

guy whos seen 10 movies: michael bay transformers is awesome

guy whos seen 1000 movies: michael bay transformers is the worst piece of dogshit ever made

guy whos seen 10000 movies: michael bay transformers is awesome

[mudkipzzz]

[monsters-of-the-cock]

The BIGGEST and the Hottest Monstercocks on the net:

www.monsters-of-the-cock.tumblr.com 

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

[oneheadtoanother]

[dw]

[dw]

i need everyone to know ive watched this like 50 times since sunday. the transition from krabs to patrick to bob esponja on "lemon pepper thing im a 10 pc baby". the way plankton hit that ooohhhhh