ED BLOGS GO AWAY PLZ
like when u interact w non-ed blogs from an ed blog can u not see how a lot of ppl wouldfind that triggering or just.generally upsetting.

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ED BLOGS GO AWAY PLZ
like when u interact w non-ed blogs from an ed blog can u not see how a lot of ppl wouldfind that triggering or just.generally upsetting.
this is my lil lifting kit:
-a couple of decoy pens to make it look like a pencil case
-seven lil neodymium magnets hidden in a pen
-masking tape wrapped around a ruler (so i can fit the tape in the box + ruler makes it look like a pencil case) for sticking tags to the underside of chairs etc for hiding
-craft knife for cutting tags off
-ribbon with elastics for removing gator tags
because it looks like a pencil case i dont have to hide it in the lining of my bag. i usually bring a small notebook with me to give a reason for me to be carrying a ‘pencil case’
Lyftip for you Lovelies~ ☆
Using open-hole mitts or arm warmers are a great tool to use while wearing sleeves!
Here I will start with my arm (ignore the grey arm sleeve, that's just for anonymity!
What I'm using is a knit fingerless mitt that I just slide the whole thing down to my arm. I highly recommend knit ones since they hold items more snug
This is what it looks like when I fill the sleeve with my makeup! I've shook my arm around with it and walked around with it and it didn't budge, even when I removed the arm sleeve underneath.
This was all the makeup I held in that picture:
I wear this under my sleeves and it's great since I personally use this method to hold some scissors when im at my j04nns but i realized this could be helpful for makeup too <3
Have fun and stay safe friends! ☆
My favorite Shady/Illegal tips
*If you don’t have a stamp, reverse your destination and return addresses. The post office will deliver it to the return address for free
*One bag of garbage from a McDonald’s dumpster has hundreds of receipts in it, each of which has a survey. Submit each one for lots of free food
*Holding a cell phone to your ear justifies loitering. This aids in public urination, dumpster diving, stalking, trespassing, etc
*If you’re going to plagiarize, plagiarize something in a foreign language. Use a translator and spend a few minutes touching up the results.
*If they have free refills, save your cup. Next time you eat there, your drink is free.
*A plastic coffee stir stick can fool any push in coin acceptor that loads the coins on edge. Just insert stir stick, push the mechanism forward until you feel the stick hit a bump, push the bump down with the stick and push the mech all the way in
*If you look like you know what you’re doing, no one will bother you.
*When lying, always include something slightly embarrassing, or something that makes you look bad, as part of your story. It’s not only going to disarm their skepticism (admitting to something embarrassing gives an impression of humility), but even if they remain skeptical, they’ll be left wondering why you would make something up that you’d rather keep secret if it were true
*Using Clorox or any bleach will turn the red/pink liquid detection dot on electronic devices back to white so they replace them under warranty
* “A drug dealer in DC taught me to pick my nose if the police are staring at me. No one picks their nose if they think someone is watching them, so it’s the ultimate way of being nonchalant.”
* "I learned that you can get into almost any special event by wearing a chef coat. Even just carrying one and walking like you know where you’re going will work every time. Most people don’t want to look stupid by asking you who you are.“
* "My go to missing work call was never “I’m sick”, it was “Family problems”. They never questioned it, it’s vague enough and embarrassing enough that nobody ever asks.“
*As part of the employee training at Target, they teach you that if a customer argues over a price, and the full price is under $20, to just give it to them for whatever price they claim. It’s cheaper for the company to move on to the next customer than to call in a price check.
*Put a rolled up sock in the change slot on a vending machine, come back back 4 days later….and pull sock….you will be 6-ish dollars richer.
*If it’s a small lie, like who farted or who put the empty milk carton in the fridge, I’ll tell a terrible lie. I’ll not be able to hold a straight face, contradict myself, basically suck at lying.Now everyone I know thinks I can’t tell a lie to save my life. So when I really need a big lie, I nail it every time. No one ever suspects me when I lie straight faced.
*Bring crutches to an airport. Bypass every line (including boarding) and you are chauffeured to your gate the second you pass through security.
*Make up a secret to share with someone- they may open up and share far more valuable real secrets.
*Here’s a classic. Drive over to your 7/11 of choice. Fill up a Slurpee and drop some candy bars in that bitch. Make sure the candy bars aren’t showing. Cover the Slurpee and pay for it. Free Snickers bitch.
*I tell everyone i’ve never done any drugs. Suddenly everyone offers me cocaine, ecstasy, pot, lsd. I think i’ve had $200 worth of drugs each weekend for free.Same with liquor. “Im not drinking tonight” BOOM! Everyone gives me booze. Its like everyone wants to break your integrity as soon as you tell them you are not doing whatever they are doing.
*If you need to cash from an ATM and its not a large amount, buy a 5 cent piece of gum from a gas station that has the cash back option. Its cheaper than a $3 charge
*Act less intelligent than you really are. Acting stupid can get you out of some tricky situations. Feigning ignorance is way better than admitting you knew better but did it anyway. My old man used to say ‘It is easier to beg forgiveness than ask for permission’…sometimes it’s true.
*Every time I fly, when I land I’ll pen a little complaint to the airline that flew me. You know, I’ll come up with something like “oh, they denied me a drink! Oh, the food wasn’t vegetarian!” Whatever miscellaneous hogwash potpourri comes to my crazy brain. And like clockwork, within a business day, they’re reimbursing me with a $50 voucher, a $100 voucher, I can sell that on the secondary market.
*I’ve always had a lot of success in shutting nosy people up by blaming any personal issue on allergies. Crying from a panic attack? Allergies giving me puffy eyes. What’s that mysterious pill I’m taking? Allergy meds. Why am I acting spaced out/hungover/tired? Allergies meds making me drowsy.
*If you really wanna get away with some shit, buy a reflective vest, a white hard hat, and a clipboard. You can go ANYWHERE.
Forgive me for the ᴛ Ꭵ ҡ ✞ ᥆ ᴋ, but, aItoids can ß᥆᥆st??????
This story was so funny yet useful
😳😳😳. Watch out for these lp clues.
Some stores that don’t get enough sticky finger love
Maybe I’m just not following the right blogs, but I never see these stores in posts!
1. Office Depot: you can’t buy a 4.0, but you can buy the most wonderful school supplies ever! Specifically this store, though, because a) there are only cameras in the desk/chair/computer sections, b) few customers and SAs, c) the high walls are good shelter, d )no LP? It’s like 2 cashiers and some tech people who don’t care.
2. Nordstrom: don’t let the big name scare you! BP. is my favorite brand to shop from there because a) too cute! b) dressing rooms are monitored but they don’t count your items, c) nothing is tagged d) I believe they only prosecute if you get greedy and take a LOT.
3. Old Navy: seriously, one of the easiest places! I recommend it for beginners or seasoned shoplifters that want something simple. They definitely don’t always have the most trendy pieces, but they’re bomb for basics (jeans, plaid/flannel, t-shirts) and athletic wear, and a) only some things are tagged b) dressing rooms aren’t monitored c) they don’t really care if you beep on the way out d) shoes are the easiest fucking thing here! Take em into the dressing room (detag if necessary) and slip them in your bag or literally just wear them out e) no annoying SAs.
4. Gap: again, it’s fancy but don’t freak out! I like them because they have really nice basics and athletic wear and a) fitting rooms aren’t monitored b) only some things are tagged c) one time, I walked out of there with something tagged (literally not even trying to shoplift, I totally just forgot a had it), the alarm went off, the cashier smiled/winked/waved at me??
5. Starbucks: an untapped gold mine! a) baristas are waaaay too busy to care/told not to worry, b) nothing’s tagged c) hella helped me work on my concealing skills. I might make a whole post about this later.
BE SAFE!
(repost because original had to many notes)
$66 old haul
Confession, I'm actually a little green alien who happens to like sh0plyfting
All from ćľáířéś and ẁâļľmãřţ
Stay safe bbs <3
old haul total around $200 <33 im in love w the |¡sa fr^nk wallet omg
hey so basically u might have heard tumblr is selling data to be used for AI training now! this is how you turn it off !!!! this is just another way u should be keeping ur account safe!
💥💥you need to do this for every individual sideblog as well!!!!💥💥
FELLAS HAS ANYONE 🧬 JU¡C¥ ¢0UTUR3 PLEASEE PLEASE LMK .
cute lil haul from today 🖤🎀
“Expenses”:
Black Bow Hair Clip: $4.99
Gingham Black & White Skirt w/ Shorts: $14.99
Cropped Black Long-Sleeve: $19.99
Pinstripe Halter Top $22.99
F3nty Beauṯ3y Match Stix Shade Soft Àmber: $32.00
KVḎ G00d Appl3 Foundaṯion Balm Shade Light021: $42.50
Total Saved: $137.46
Everything is way too expensive now days. $137.46 for 1 accessory, 3 clothes and 2 makeup products?? Fucking terrible. Its actually insane. We are going down a VERY dark path right now with inflation.
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got caught recently bc i was stupid 👎👎 dont want to give out many details abt it and i will be taking a break from |¡ft!ng for a while, this is just a reminder to stay safe and be careful ! this Is illegal!!!! im very lucky that no charges were pressed & the c•ps were not called bc i was respectful and returned the items. ily all be safe !!<3
me rememberig that shopl¡ft!ng is an actual illegal against the law crime that has consequences and not just a silly thing i do as a hobby