The Young "Professional"

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

COPYCAT MILANO COOKIES

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[sparkleydoggy-main]

When you accidentally hit your instrument on something

[theinturnetexplorer]

Disney Hero-Villain Faceswaps

[pikamonster25-deactivated201608]

The Belle one freaks me out

[olearypoetry]

[vinesnow]

[yourzombiepinup-deactivated2016]

I thought this video died

[unicornriiarchive]

I QUOTE THIS CONSTANTLY AND NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS ABOUT THIS

[catbountry]

This will never die.

[dragonheartbleedinglove]

Never let it die

[pikamonster25-deactivated201608]

Forever reblog

[crafty-stoner-gal]

HEROS NEVER DIE

[steampunktendencies]

Octopus Chandelier by Daniel Hopper

[Via Tentacles]

[crafty-stoner-gal]

Use my referral link to get a $5 coupon at Amazon for signing into the Amazon App the first time:

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

a person i’ve never met before in my life: *greets me by name*

me:

[sativa-sapphic]

all I really want in life is a weeaboo vs anglophile death match

[beyondfullmetal]

IN THIS CORNER, ORIENTALISM AND BUTCHERED JAPANESE!

AND IN THIS CORNER, BRITISH IMPERIALISM AND BENDYDICK CUMMERBUND!

WEEABOO VS. TEABOO.

ONLY ONE CULTURAL FETISH MAY LEAVE. 

[wendigogh]

#The Outcome: Black Butler

[annfosterwriter]

[geekasaur]

fuck it up edith anne!

[nowtrytherest]

Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters.

[animatorzee]

#curse you waist high insurmountable fence

[thathomestar]

with cutting edge technology, video game characters are now able to do what they haven’t been able to for decades

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Originally posted by royal-tarts

[bogleech]

Why are couples, particularly married couples, still portrayed in so much media as fighting like every single day and having NO common interests, hobbies or tastes, sometimes not even common opinions? How did they get past the first date?????

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How to Tell if Your Ancestors Owned Slaves

1. Are you a white person descended from other white people?

Yes? Well then they owned slaves. Shut up about your G-pa being a civil rights activist.

Test Over

[ace-pervert]

No they didnt

[impratical]

News flash retard: not all white people were slave owners. Hell some black people owned slaves too.

[daydreaming-of-puppiess]

A low percentage of white people owned slaves. 

But regardless, I love how black people get so salty about slavery when their people are the ones that sold ‘em to us in the first place. Blame your own G-pa.

[illegaltendercomic-deactivated2]

A low percentage? Oh you sweet thing - I meant more than just the white Amercian. So quick to pull that “the africans were sold by their own people” card. Also assuming I’m black and only talking about black people when I say ‘slaves’ is more than a little… presumptuous. Better watch that - it’s not your best shade.

Lesson, lesson - here’s the lesson: slavery still exists today. Just because it’s illegal doesn’t mean it’s over. Just because you’re in denial doesn’t mean it didn’t happen

[jennysjetpack]

Yeah slavery still exists in Africa.

[daisenseiben]

Dear OP:

Shut the fuck up.

[superllama42]

OP: IF YOU’RE WHITE YOUR ANCESTORS OWNED SLAVES

Rational people: Not every white person was a slave owner

OP: SLAVERY STILL EXISTS TODAY

What does that have to do with whether or not my ancestors owned slaves? Nice goalpost moving.

[illegaltendercomic-deactivated2]

I’m gonna be honest - I just wanted watch people lose their shit. No matter how you reply they’re so butt hurt over the fact you dared write anything damning about their precious ancestors.

It’s been fun

[pro-crocodiles]

yikes

[vonisv]

IT WAS MERELY AN ACT!

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

sjws: IT’S A FACT, LISTEN AND BELIEVE sjws: of course I lied for attention

[girlactionfigure]

Today is Yom HaShoah. Israel’s Holocaust Memorial Day.

Today we honor the Six Million lost.

#NeverAgain

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[archatlas]

Daria Savina

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i lose my shit every time i remember that there’s a female yoda named yaddle

[foxemoji]

every time i see this post i feel inclined to point out that not only did she exist, but in the expanded universe, when she was only a padawan, she survived over a century in an underground torture chamber using only the force and a wooden stick. she literally became one with the force because she had nothing better to do and the only reason she died was because anakin skywalker got himself captured and she had to absorb a bioweapon into herself to save an entire planet. also she liked to sneak sweets into youngling’s cloaks

[berrystumpytail]

yaddle

[niknak79]

[moving-assbanditkirk-blog]

whoa canada

someone needs to turn down that sass level

[truthandglory-deactivated201409]

Two things to know about Canada!

We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.

We are sorry if you don’t

[favabean05]

A few things you need to know about this hot coffee case:

It wasn’t an issue of the coffee being because no fucking shit coffee is hot, but McDonald’s had over heated their water to 250 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s 121C. Not just hot, but really FUCKING hot. Your fancy Starbucks lattes are brewed to 150 degrees.

The 79 year old woman had this cup of 250F (121C) coffee between her legs when it spilled so 250F (121C) coffee spilled on her genitals

She got third degree burns…on her genitals. THIRD DEGREE.

She had to have skin grafts to repair the damage

When she sued McDonald’s, it wasn’t for millions of dollars, it was for $20,000 to cover hospital costs and court fees. 20-fucking-thousand.

It was the courts that awarded her the amount of money she got. Again, she only wanted hospital bills and court costs

McDonald’s changed their heating policy, but not before making her sign a gag order keeping her from talking about this case

So she had to live on hearing little shits like you call her stupid and money-grubbing, and other horrendous stuff because she dared ask the company in the wrong to fix what they fucked up.

[siphersaysstuff]

MORE FUN FACTS:

9. The woman who was burned was not driving the car, she was a passenger.

10. The car was not in motion when she was burned. The car was parked so she could add cream and sugar.

The coffee case is one of the biggest examples of a carefully-crafted smear campaign by a company that is in the wrong trying to hide that.

[brigidkeely]

Additionally, several people had been badly burned by McDonald’s coffee prior to that case, both employees and customers, and McDonald’s had been fined and told to lower the heat of their coffee. They refused to lower the coffee’s heat, continuing to serve a product they KNEW from EXPERIENCE was dangerous, because they could.

When she was burned, she reached out to McDonald’s for them to cover her medical expenses. They sent her a coupon booklet as a big eff yuu.

She required skin grafts not just on her genitals but on her thighs, buttocks, and I think stomach. Like, it was a lot of skin grafts! And did you know that skin grafts don’t always take? She was very severely hurt by a product that McDonald’s knew for a FACT was dangerous.

But nah, go on talking about how she was just foolish and greedy, that’s obviously the case, big corporations have all of our best interest in heart, really they do.

[amaditalks]

Her name was Stella Liebeck. She has since passed away but I think it’s important to name the victim in this story. Her name was Stella Liebeck and the coffee was so hot that it fused her labia together. It melted her genitals closed. But it’s all just a giant joke, huh?

[notcisjustwoman]

Yes to all of this, and I want to add that this was not just some random case that so happened to come to national attention.

The MD’s coffee case was a poster case for the republican/conservative agenda of “tort reform.” The entire concept of tort reform or “we’ve got to reign in all these frivolous lawsuits!” was completely invented by large corporations and the politicians who serve them in order to drum up support for laws that would limit consumers’ abilities to hold large companies responsible for damage caused by their products.

The scheme worked brilliantly, and your average American citizen is now far less protected from harm by corporations than they were before. Public opinion also shifted sharply during the tort reform days, with more people feeling suspicious of lawsuits brought by individuals against corporations.

[vashtijoy]

You can find pictures of Liebeck’s injuries online these days. I don’t recommend them, but they are horrific.

[pikamonster25-deactivated201608]

I’m so glad people hopped to defend her because I was about to go off….