Fuck off. I like guinea pigs.

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Craig Tucker penned by Dorito.

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cynxcism:

c r a i g.

✘ | – STAN STIRED slightly when he heard his name. He recognized the voice, although his rest hadn’t really sobered him up at all and he still had difficulty registering anything. Fucking hell, was the air outside always this cold? He snuggled up closer into Craig’s chest.

‘ Door? ’ he repeated, voice muffled by Craig’s clothes. An eye looked out and spotted the object in question. ‘ Oh… Okay. Do I need your keys? ’

Aw, shit. He can’t believe how helpless the shorter ravenette is. He can’t believe that Stan passed out in his arms. Another gentle shake once Stan wakes up.

“Yeah. My keys are in my back pocket.” Unfortunately. Fuck his life. “Don’t try anything, Marsh.” Craig will drop him and kick Stan when he’s down.

SOME STUFF !

NAME: craig thomas tucker NICKNAME(S): super craig, feldspar AGE: 18 SPECIES: human.

✧ * PERSONAL .

MORALITY: lawful / neutral / CHAOTIC / GOOD / neutral / evil / true RELIGIOUS BELIEF: n/a SINS: GREED / gluttony / sloth / LUST / pride / ENVY / WRATH VIRTUES: chastity / CHARITY / diligence / HUMILITY / KINDNESS / PATIENCE /JUSTICE PRIMARY GOALS IN LIFE: to get married and be happy. LANGUAGES KNOWN: he pretends to know french... SECRETS: he is severely depressed but refuses to let anyone know how bad it is. SAVVIES: he can fight, he’s a pro listener, a kickass big brother...

✧ * PHYSICAL.

BUILD: scrawny / bony / slender / FIT / ATHLETIC / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average HEIGHT: 6′2″ WEIGHT: 150 lbs SCARS / BIRTHMARKS: n/a ABILITIES / POWERS: he can punch!!!!! really!!!!!! hard!!!! RESTRICTIONS: stripe, his sister, his boyfriend!

✧ * FAVOURITES.

FOOD: likes boring stuff DRINK: water PIZZA TOPPING: pineapple, fools. COLOR: blue MUSIC GENRE: lots of stuff BOOK GENRE: mystery MOVIE GENRE: romantic comedies SEASON: autumn

✧ * FUN STUFF.

SINGS IN THE SHOWER: sometimes. when he’s alone. LIKES BAD PUNS: he hates them. ( he loves them ) CURSE WORDS: of course.

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#thank u for tagging both me boys

This stupid fucker.

Craig grits his teeth and he can’t believe what he’s about to do. He can’t believe Stan fell asleep against him. They need to get somewhere quick before anyone else sees them. The taller teen risks it and scoops Stan up, holding him bridal style. This is his life now he guesses.

The walk isn’t bad, maybe fifteen minutes, and Craig shakes the teen in his arms. They have arrived at his place and he can’t open the door. “Stan, wake up. We’re here. I need you to open up the front door.”

#i can't #sorry buddy #:middle finger:

“Am I a fuck boy?”

cynxcism:

c r a i g.

✘ | – … DID STAN hear drinks? That were basically free?

‘ Hell yeah!!! ’ he cheered, his mood making another complete 180. He swung around to punch Craig in the arm, intending it to be light and teasing, but there was no telling how much actual power he put in with his current state. Another hiccup.

‘ Lead the way!! I’m so freaking hyped! ’

Fuck, he hates this guy.

Craig balls his fists up, he could punch Stan so hard right now and he could get away with it. Instead he grabs the back of the shorter teen’s neck and leads him forward. At least this way the drunkard can have somewhere safe to sleep tonight.

“Oh, sure.”

#how about no #>:O

cynxcism:

c r a i g.

✘ | – ‘ AW DUDE, what? That’s fucking lame. ’ Stan muttered, his earlier enthusiasm disappearing in an instant. He was too drunk to notice Craig pushing him off, but he still staggered for a moment without the brace.

‘ Fine. If you’re going to be a DICK, I’ll go by myself. Kinda in the mood for another shot or two, anyways. ’

He’s being called a dick. Wonderful.

Maybe he should let Stan go and drink himself to death. The thought is so ideal but he would feel really guilty. The taller teen grabs Stan’s shoulder and squeezes firmly. He isn’t going to let this moron hurt himself even if it IS tempting.

“We can get drinks at my house.”

#get taller stan cmon

twinkytweek:

craiigtvcker:

Tweek walks up to Craig and pats off some of the snow on his head. “Y-You’re not too cold are you? Jesus you walking over here all the time i swear you’ll get sick eventually.” He grabs the taller boy’s hand and tugs him inside the room. Tweek looks around outside his door with suspicion and hesitation before shutting it. The blonde addresses the bag with slight curiosity. Craig’s mom always made really tasty food that melted in his mouth. “I don’t mind you visiting…I would love some of that food though.” Tweek smiles.

His tan cheeks flush when Tweek dusts the snow off. Craig wishes he could block the blond’s line of sight with his body but he’s too late. He sits down on the edge of his boyfriend’s bed, taking the warm container of food out. His mom made chicken and noodles with a creamy, paprika based sauce. Too spicy for his liking but still very delicious.

“No, I’m not cold. Thank you for being concerned, honey.” he emphasized his sentence with a sniffle. Ugh. “I can brave your parents if you want it a little hotter.” Craig also pulls out some silverware and a roll of paper towels. He likes to think he is well prepared.

#(( god me too tbh... ))

cynxcism:

c r a i g.

✘ | – ‘ HELL YEAH! Thanks, man! ’ Stan was fairly pleased with the praise, even if it was for the whole team. The drunk was excited to get a compliment from Craig of all people. He wrapped an arm around Craig’s shoulders, bringing him closer so that their cheeks touched. Another hiccup.

‘ Tell you what, ’ he started, poking Craig in the arm to punctuate his sentence. ‘ I just got back from the bar, but how’s about we go grab around of drinks or something? I can do a few more! ’

“I don’t think that’s a good idea, Stan.”

His hand slides between them and he pries the smaller teen away from him. Craig is getting anxious thanks to the drunk teen’s touching. The smell of alcohol on Stan’s breath is heavy and the the ravenette shakes his head. No way is he going to be responsible if something happened between them.

“You’re pretty drunk. How about I drive you back home?”

#the best craig can do is hold it over his head

Immersed~

#very cute!!!!!!!!#creek

knock em dead jimmy

oh bless them they’re so wholesome

ddeadened:

craiigtvcker:

“Of course I mean your boyfriend. You guys are together almost always.” She huffs once she’s able to pull the shirt all the way back down. She steps back and shrugs. “Mm, there you go! All done.”

“Am I gorgeous again?” he teases her and poses with his hands on his hips. “I know we are. I think he’s working all day today which kinda sucks. I get sooo lonely without him.” he sighs and rolls his eyes. “I GUESS you’ll do for company.”

@cynxcism

Did Stan Marsh just KISS him?

His fingers rest over his lips in awe, absolutely stunned that he would attempt it, drunk or not. He knows Clyde is celebrating their victory, too. It was getting a little on the ‘too much excitement’ side and Craig needed some air. He puts distance between them before nodding. That was some kiss and the taller teen’s head is spinning, he is sure the alcohol isn’t helping at all.

“Yeah, congratulations. You guys did amazing.”

fracturedbuttlord replied to your post “"Yeah boi!"”

"Yeah."

“Kay. On my way to your place now.”

#fracturedbuttlord

"Yeah boi!"

“You want to meet up now?”

#fracturedbuttlord

@twinkytweek

“Hey.” Craig wiggles his fingers at the blond. There is a light layer of powdery snow on his hat and shoulders he didn’t bother dusting off. He has a bag hanging loosely from his forearm. “Hope it’s okay I dropped in without warning. Mom made a ton of food tonight and there was some leftover so...”

#(( i had 2 ok ))

ddeadened:

craiigtvcker:

“There a certain reason you haven’t asked a certain BLOND to help you? Not that I mind or whatever–” Heidi grasped hold of Craig’s shirt and tugged it down hard. “How’d it get stuck like that anyway?”

“Excuse me... Do you mean my boyfriend?” he rolls his eyes. “We aren’t always together, y’know. Just most of the time. Uh... I grabbed it fresh out of the dryer. The static is making it stick together I think.”

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