Grass Growing Speedrunner

If I could buy a car with dry beans, I would.

[cranberrybeans]

Mr. Fucked Up Ears thinks i can’t see him. he wants to beat me up, should i let him?

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[cranberrybeans]

[cranberrybeans]

there’s got to be more cuil theory representation in the cultural zeitgeist. makes way more sense than whatever’s going on now

[analog-television]

i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

[bace-jeleren]

[batterbees]

[bob-artist]

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

[cranberrybeans]

dont worry they did a silent patch and there was a huge buff

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[lolt64]

theres a hourse in the dirve through

[tooies]

could you please stay on topic

[were--ralph]

fucking obsessed with this

[cranberrybeans]

soup

[maryoliveoil]

This is so fucking funny

[rosemaryslullaby]

[solavei]

today at work a coworker warned me that my patient’s owner let us know her cat is homophobic, meaning he tends to attack gay people violently on sight, which I thought was a joke. but that cat saw me and may have been the angriest cat I’ve ever worked with and DID in fact bite me through Kevlar gloves because he hated me so much

[solavei]

I want to emphasize that the cat was wearing a pride flag collar, which the owner gave him as exposure therapy

[solavei]

[solavei]

@butwhyduh I can confidently say this is not an issue that we’ve had before! He got a special sign made just for him.

[morxwar]

[cranberrybeans]

I couldn’t find the keys

[cranberrybeans]

sky bound redwoods by the sea

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

[mi-ciudad]

fuck billionaires but also fuck me in a different and slippery way

[cranberrybeans]

Simon glared at him, but something in the troll's round face made his anger seem foolish. “I just want to be useful.”

“You are far more than that, friend Simon. But everything is having its season. 'Iq ta randayhet suk bigahuc, ' as we say in my homeland: 'Winter is not being the time for naked swimming.'"

Simon thought about this for a moment. "That's stupid," he said at last.

"So," Binabik responded testily. "You may be saying what you please—-but do not then come weeping to my fire when you have chosen the wrong season for swimming.”

- Tad Williams, To Green Angel Tower

[cranberrybeans]

forreseseeettttt wow

[cranberrybeans]

this is mama noodle

[bwaah]

pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink

[bwaah]

situation worse