Evergreen

pen clad weirdo with a restless mind

[cranberrystorm]

Multi-fandom | she/her | 30 yrs | Midwest | Huge Nerd ™️ | Author

My Ao3

✌🏼 Original short stories can be found under the tag #shesatitagain -> check 'em out if ya nasty.

📝 I tend to write long form fics about whatever fandom I'm currently hyperfixating on :3 (Stardew Valley and Demon Slayer rn).

Current Fic(s):

👩🏼‍🌾🍉🌽🎃 Stardew Valley Universe:

The Valley's Witch Series will have 3 parts

Part 1: Blossoming Hearts, WIP, (SDV seb x femocfarmer; rating: explicit) check the tag #blossominghearts for all chapters and updates.

Part 2: TBD

Part 3: TBD

The Things We Want, WIP, (SDV Seb x ocfarmer, Sam x ocfarmer; rating: explicit), check the tag #ttww for all chapters and updates.

⚔️🌊🌸👺 Demon Slayer/KNY Universe:

Hard to Love, WIP, (Demon Slayer love triangle; Sanemi x oc female charater/ Giyu x oc female character; rating: explicit) check the tag #hardtolove for all chapters and updates.

One Shots:

Undeserving, (Demon Slayer Fic; Iguro x Oc fem Hashira; rating: explicit) Read it here

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[my-dailydreams]

[peachybats]

“Bummer... Willy says we have to stay on the beach... And I brought my sword and everything...”

[loish]

I’ve been dabbling in riso printing! I’ve been trying to figure out how I can translate my soft digital style into a risograph by separating all the color channels. I have not printed them yet, so I have no idea if they’ll work ~ I still need to pick the final colors!

[sparrowvarrow]

Sebastian... Sebastian my beloved.....

[stormyskies-writes]

Fake Dating Dialogue Prompts

“Let’s get one thing straight: this is strictly for show.”

“So what now? Do we just go back to being strangers?”

“No kissing. No touching. No catching feelings. Got it?”

“Grab my waist.” “W-What?” “Grab. My. Waist. They’re watching.”

“It was just a kiss.” “No one kisses like that and doesn’t mean it.”

“You said you'd never lie to me, but this whole thing was a lie, wasn’t it?”

“You keep looking at me like that and someone’s going to think you actually like me.”

“If we’re doing this, there’s one rule. No falling in love with me.” “Trust me, darling, there’s no risk of that.”

“Fine. I’ll stop. I’ll stop if you look me in the eye and tell me you feel nothing when I look at you like this. When I touch you. When I kiss you. Tell me all of this is still fake and I’ll walk away right now.”

“All I did was wait for you to say it. To admit that somewhere along the line this became real. But you never did. And I’m done waiting.”

“I didn’t say all those things because I had to. I said them because it’s true. All of it. The way I feel about you, this thing between us… I can’t keep pretending this is fake.”

[feefal]

Curious pond greets butterflies

[egggargler]

What is sambastian doing in my haleygail/j

[moeblob]

Ah, the OG husband...

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

[jessiesjaded]

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

[teaboot]

[thecraftybat]

✨🦇 It’s World Goth Day! 🦇✨

[bleedthebeat]

[kaijukat-art]

nemi <3

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[silverscripts]

my friend just sent me this screenshot of a text she received and i-