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20 / agender / lesbian / all pronouns This is basically my diary

[lioncourtz]

"This is a version of Armand who's a bit more desperate, maybe a bit more bitter, a bit less in control. " x

[ahmnorhein-zkn]

Repost, now do your honors.

[craneum]

however much you think the words alpha, beta, and omega come up in physics, you need to increase your estimation exponentially

[maxwyl]

gonna make an actual post about why i'm certain this carries over to the tv show but guys armand's parents didn't sell him. they loved him so so much they were so proud of him and it broke them to lose him. they made a shrine in his memory in their house and prayed every day that by some miracle their son was alive and safe. in tva armand's father kept running to save him after he had been shot twice with arrows and knocked off his horse because "they didn't get [him] in the legs." when he failed to save his son he was so consumed by grief he became a shell of himself and nearly drank himself to death.

armand was so so so loved and in the tv show he doesn't even remember. he doesn't remember that someone would've ever fought so hard to protect him. he doesn't remember that anyone thought he was worth it.

[eosphoroz]

Not the Spongebob tieeee 😂 I'm dying

[craneum]

when i was a kid and annoying my parents they would get out monopoly, take out the money, and mess it up in a large disordered pile in front of me, so that I would be distracted putting it back in correct order.

never thought to get me tested for anything btw

[craneum]

i literally only need 9% in my final exam to pass the module, but i heavily fear i wont even achieve that

[lexdelioncourt]

If you hate Devil's Minion I suggest you block me now because I'm about to become the worst version of myself.

If you love Devil's Minion.. HI! LET'S SCREAM TOGETHER!

[craneum]

school deadlines are just suggestions. i don't think ive written a single word of this report while sober

[craneum]

FORD. DONT. PLEASE FORD. STOP.

[craneum]

Update: they have gotte married a had a child (pyramid steve)

[craneum]

FORD. DONT. PLEASE FORD. STOP.

[lexdelioncourt]

It's not unreasonable to believe that Lestat will have an Armand diss track and I, as an Armand girlie, cannot wait to take it all the way to the top of my Spotify wrapped

[craneum]

trying to get louis and lestat together in tomodachi life when my BROTHER interrupts their confession and then when louis rejects both of them MY BROTHER TRIES AGAIN. AND NOW THEYRE DATING. AND IM GONNA HAVE TO KILL MY MII BROTHER.

[armandsfangs]

RASHID NO

[craneum]

wokeism has gone too far. tell me why my friend, who upon never seeing me with any partners or really talking about any with them, assumed im aroace (i fucking wish), as opposed to what i really am, bitchless

[maaaxx]

Sorry professor there is no way I could possibly turn in my assignment tonight. You see, theres been a level 5 event in my fandom, no I can not work around this.

[craneum]

I usually hate going to the hairdresser and dealing with the *shudder* small talk, until the other day when I realised I could just... lie?

Yes, my name is matilda, im 23 and I have 6 children, and have you heard the drama about cousin sherry and her prison boyfriend who's 20 years younger than her? I can go all day. Test me, I dare you.