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INDEPENDENT, HIGHLY PRIVATE, LOW ACTIVITY roleplay blog for TREVOR PHILIPS of GRAND THEFT AUTO V.  This portrayal is canon divergent and headcanon based.

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PICK-A-FIGHT MEME.

@abyssurvived​ said:  ‘ eat my shorts. ’ 😌

THE SHOVEL’S THROWN INTO THE BACK OF HIS RUSTY PICKUP TRUCK ( the ringing clunk probably clamorous enough to give the dead a wake-up call ). A threat falling flat is one thing, but her… RETORT? Something entirely else. SHORTS? In all truth, Trevor’s palette has been stained by some of the least exquisite flavours — from his mother’s COOKING ( quite a euphemism, really ) to a man’s RAW LIVER. But textiles would never ever cross his mind. And that on its own should speak volumes. Dark, bushy brows bump together in a confused frown that soon enough morphs into LIVID TURMOIL.

“ You should hear yourself, LADY, because you’re makin’ no DAMN sense! ” Fists clench and his muddy boot goes for the lonely pebble. Only to miss it and nearly lose his BALANCE. A loud, guttural grunt bordering on a ROAR escapes Trevor’s writhed mouth; scraped knuckles collide with the car’s scratched, fading paint. “ They say my head’s not screwed on right, ” index finger DIGS into his temple, bloodshot eyes trying to widen beyond their actual capacity, “ but look at ya. ” 

[vhsmeme]

* pick-a-fight meme

‘ could you shut up for five minutes? ’

‘ i have a better idea. why don’t you walk home? ’

‘ so what? ’

‘ i don’t give a shit. ’

‘ aw, did i hurt your wittle feelings? ’

‘ are you serious! ’

‘ how could you let this happen! ’

‘ kiss. my. ass. ’

‘ oh, did i do that? silly me. ’

‘ one more word and i’ll burn your breakfast. don’t test me. ’

‘ admit it. i was right. ’

‘ get out. ’

‘ you’re wrong and you know it. ’

‘ yeah? make me. ’

‘ better let an expert handle this one. ’

‘ i hope you get sunburn! ’ 

‘ i hope you get frostbite! ’

‘ have fun getting home. ’

‘ hope you’re happy, asshole. ’

‘ get your hands out of my face. ’

‘ sorry, what was that? i couldn’t hear you over the bullshit. ’

‘ un-fucking-believable. ’ 

‘ forget it. i’ll do it myself. ’

‘ hey, fuck you! ’

‘ jesus, it was a joke. get over yourself. ’

‘ i hope you step on a lego. ’

‘ you’re leaving. right now. ’

‘ eat my shorts. ’

‘ this blows! ’ 

‘ don’t tempt me. ’ 

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FARGO (1996) dir.  Ethan Coen, Joel Coen

[theclownprnc-arch]

     𝐀𝐍𝐃   𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍   𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄   𝐖𝐀𝐒   𝐎𝐍𝐄 — —  A defined 𝙅𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙍? One with a 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀? An 𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙏𝙔? Why, that 𝙍𝙐𝙄𝙉𝙎 the very definition of 𝙈𝙀.

[incorrect-gta]

trevor: i am a confident pilot

michael: you just nearly crashed this plane into a mountain

trevor: confidently

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DANGEROUS  SENTENCE  PROMPTS.

@kaleidskope​ said:  ❛ don’t come any closer , that’s far enough . ❜

“ THAT’S NOT A NICE WAY TO GREET YOUR FRIEND, KID. ” Now, what exact part of ( literally ) FRESH OFF THE BOAT may strike FRANKLIN all of sudden? No, no, never mind— REPHRASE THAT. What anomaly overshadows the typical FRENZY in his wide-open eyes and the fading splatters of SCARLET staining the damp white ( well, it used to be white at some point ) shirt? Could it be… THE SPEARGUN?

“ Let’s go fishing. ” Stopping MID-STEP, face lightens up in a crude mimicry of a fond smile which lands closer to a stiff, clenched GRIN. “ You see… I never really had this kinda bond with any of MY FATHERS, but I’m not here to bore you with another FUCKIN’ SOB STORY— What d’ya say? ”

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Before I actually sit down to write something more worthy, here’s a quick about for Trev. Timeline-wise, it’s his general background and quick summary of events leading up to his reunion with Michael in 2013.

CW: mentions of physical and mental abuse, death, drugs, alcohol, substance abuse

Born and raised in Canada, near the border with the US. In a way, he was always a nomad and not always voluntarily. As Trevor himself puts it: “grew up in five states, two countries, fourteen different homes, eight fathers, three care homes, two correctional facilities, one beautiful, damaged flower of a mother.” His father was a raging alcoholic who didn’t hold back from beating him; his mother, on the other hand, was emotionally abusive. Trevor also had a brother, Ryan, with whom he wasn’t getting along too well. Ryan’s death was allegedly an accident.

Ever since he was a kid, he struggled with anger management issues. He would often get into fights for the most trivial reasons. Trevor dropped out of school. It didn’t look like his future would be the brightest, but he discovered his flair for flying. And so he enlisted in the air force. A couple of days before getting his license, the person in charge of psychological evaluations deemed him mentally unstable.

After his discharge, he became a petty criminal. His crimes became more serious when he met Michael Townley, who later became not only his associate but also his best friend.

Fast forward to 2004 — the fateful heist in North Yankton. During their escape, as bad as it was getting for all of them Trevor refused to abandon his friends until fatigued Michael told him to go save himself. For years Trevor believed Michael was dead.

Trevor settled in Sandy Shores, where his crystal meth addiction began. He started a criminal business with Ron, Wade and Chef. Trevor Philips Enterprises specialised in arms smuggling as well as cooking and selling meth. 

In 2013 Trevor hears about the robbery of a jewellery store in Los Santos. After Wade’s digging, he finds out there are, in fact, two people named Michael Townley living in Los Santos, but neither of them really fit. However, he stumbles upon a name called Michael De Santa and his old partner’s alias immediately rings a bell. Trevor shows up at the doorstep of Michael’s new house. They kind of bury the hatchet, but Trevor’s grudge never really dies. Then come the shenanigans — Trevor teams up with Michael and Franklin.

His relationship with both of them remains, in a way, strained, but as time goes and Trevor tries to make some sense out of Michael’s choices and also gets to know Franklin better.

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me:  i’ll make a quick about post in bullet points before i write a proper about also me:  *is already 400+ words in*

[vaememes]

                   𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒  .

❛   what  are  you  doing?   ❜

❛   what ,  you’re  going  to  kill  me?  ❜

❛   fuck !  put  the  gun  down !  please , come on !  it’s  me ,  alright ?  ❜

❛   what  are  you  doing  with  that ?   ❜

❛   please ..  don’t  do  this  anymore !   ❜

❛   let  her/them/him  go  or  i’ll  blow  you  away !  ❜

❛   wait ! okay …  okay !  okay , i’ll  tell  you ,  whatever  you  want  to  know  ..   ❜

❛   you  point  that  thing  at  me  you  better  pull  the  trigger .  ❜

❛   alright , alright , alright  ..  i’ll talk !   ❜

❛   please ,  just  let  me  go ,  i  won’t  tell  anyone …  i  promise  .  ❜

❛   let  me  out  of  here !   let  me  go !   ❜

❛   you’re  not  getting  away  this  time  …  ❜

❛   actually ,  i  think  i  better  get  going  …   it’s  late  and  …   ❜

❛   come  on !  fight  back !  fight  back !  fight  back  you  coward !   ❜

❛   come  on ,  hit  me !   ❜

❛   do  it !  pull  the  trigger !  do  it  ,  do  it  ,  do  it !   ❜

❛   come  and  find  me  …  polo !  ❜

❛   i  don’t  want  to  hide  anymore ,  i  don’t  want  to  be  afraid  anymore  …   ❜

❛   you   keep   saying   you’re   going   to   stop   but   you   don’t !  ❜

❛   how   many   more   people   need   to   die   before   you’re   satisfied ?  ❜

❛   why   are   you   doing   this ?   ❜

❛   don’t   come   any   closer  ,   that’s   far   enough  .   ❜

❛   if   you  don’t   pull   the   trigger   i’ll   pull   it   for   you  !   ❜

❛   i  thought  that  you  were  in  danger  …   ❜

❛   you’re  dangerous  …  i ,   i  just  don’t  want  to  end  up  dead ..   ❜

❛   i  promise  i  won’t  hurt  you  …    ❜

❛   can  you  please  stop  screwing  with  my  mind ,  god  !   ❜

❛   i  don’t  want  to  be  here  anymore ,  please ,  can  we  go  back ?   ❜

❛   um  ….  i’m  not  sure  i  want  to  go ,   thanks   anyway  ..   ❜

❛   that  sounds  dangerous  ….   i’m  in .   ❜

❛   i  don’t  know ,  it  sounds  awfully  dangerous  …  ❜

❛   stay  back  or  i  will  rip  your  head  off  !  ❜

❛   i  think  …   this   is   wrong ,  no .  i  can’t  just  stand  by   and   watch   it  .   ❜

❛   do  you  think  you  would  ever  hurt  me  like  that ?   ❜

❛   i  can’t  be  with  someone  who  could  hurt  me  like  that  …  ❜

❛   this  is  not  love  !   it   is   obsession  !   a   sick  one  at   that  !  ❜

❛   are  you  following  me  ?   what  …   what  do  you  want  ?   money  ?   ❜

❛   please  …  i  have  money ,   just  let  me  go  .  ❜

❛   i  don’t  think  you  realize  how  the  dangerous  this  game  is  ..   ❜

❛   it’s  not  just  a  game  !   ❜

❛   if  you’re  in  some  kind  of  trouble ,  you  can  tell  me  .   ❜

❛   come  on  ,   it’s  just  a  game ,  what  could  go  so  wrong  ?   ❜

❛   are  you  the  one  that’s  been  watching  me  ?   stalking  me  ?  ❜

❛   actually ,  do  you  mind  if  we  just  stop/pull  over  here  ?   ❜

❛   what  are  you  doing ?   you  missed  the  stop  back  there ?   ❜

❛   hello ?   is   someone  there  ?   ❜

❛   you’re  scaring  me  …   ❜

❛   okay ,  you’re  really  starting  to  scare  me  …  ❜

[stedebonnets]

“Tough? Listen, I grew up in five states, two countries, fourteen different homes, eight fathers, three care homes, two correctional facilities, one beautiful, damaged flower of a mother, I’ve served time, my country, your country and myself. I’ve committed every mortal sin, I’ve loved, hated and searched for meaning, and do you find me saying things were tough? Do you? Listen, kid, if you take one thing away from me, it is that self-mythologizing and self-pity are for the weak. You got me?”

[nathansmiller]

Steven Ogg in GTA VR 

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𝙸  𝙰𝙼  𝙳𝙸𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙲𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽  𝙿𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙾𝙽𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙳... 𝙾𝚁  𝙿𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙾𝙽𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙲𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽  𝙳𝙸𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙳.