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spider-yeet

marquise-de-clarabas

@morporkianhobbit

fischyplier

Chica’s like, “fine I’ll do it!” XD

sophia42888

@markiplier cromching on pretzels

akumazen

caffeinewitchcraft

Relationships get so bananas when you start deciphering the other person’s love language.

Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me details about themselves and we just talked movies and writing . But then they made time to have coffee with me and they showed up out of breath because they ran. Like. RAN to be on time for coffee with me?

And I was like “i don’t mind waiting” cause I never want to run

But they said they wanted every minute they could get because I’m so busy usually

Which is when it clicked that I didn’t get how much they considered me a friend because I just straight away didn’t see MY signs of affection in them and went “cool! Casual buds it is.” But now that I’m seeing their signs of affection, I feel a little silly for dismissing them like that even though I felt like we could be best bros.

Anyway, some people show affection through time or intensity or commitment and not vocally. I really have to remember that!

thatonebubblebitch

Lord pls someone rp with me

markiplier

Ok. I’ll be Bim Trimmer.

“Hey. I’m Bim Trimmer.”

thatonebubblebitch

Wow thanks Mark that’s so kind of you totally what I needed what an honor W H Y YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT

markiplier

“Hey. Calm down. I know I’m Bim Trimmer and all but no need to get all confuzzled about it ha ha haa.”

*takes 2 steps towards your podium*

thatonebubblebitch

IM NOT ON A PODIUM MARK OR BIM OR WHOEVER YOU ARE PLEASE STOP IM TERRIFIED OUT OF ALL THE THINGS I POST YOU SEE T H I S

markiplier

“Ha ha haa. What a jokester! Now, for your final bonus round, would you like to be sent through the industrial meat-grinder or swim through the pool of piranha-chiuahaha hybrids? Also known as chiranhas.”

*saunters 2 steps closer to your podium*

thatonebubblebitch

I just wanna go home please let me go home I don’t want this anymore

markiplier

“Ha Ha haa. I don’t even know what that means but I like the enthusiasm for the chiranhas! Ok, just stand right there we’ll get you into position.”

*your podium launches you 135 feet into the air while the floor beneath you opens into a yawning chasm of yipping madness*

thatonebubblebitch

NO PLEASE MARK NO STOP I DON’T WANT THIS MARK NO PLEASE AH FUCK OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO D I E

markiplier

*you hit the water screaming with probably joy*

*the water quickly froths into a roiling cauldron of blood and slobber*

“OOOH!! Ha ha haa. Looks like you didn’t quite stick the landing! Everyone give it up for our willing volunteer and thanks so much for watching! I’m Bim Trimmer, and I’ll see you next time on ‘HIRE-MY-ASS!’”

lum1natrix

nyeyeschicagothighs-deactivated

Mark “I almost died on Twitch via a piece of cheese” Iplier

noduhlauren

Why are they like this 😂 “Yup, he fucked it”

fandom

Web Stuff

Week Ending July 2nd, 2018

Critical Role

RWBY +1

Homestuck +1

Markiplier +4

Camp Camp +2

Thomas Sanders +5

Daniel Howell −2

The Adventure Zone +1

AmazingPhil −3

BuzzFeed Unsolved

Game Grumps +8

Shane Dawson

Achievement Hunter +1

The Dolan Twins +2

My Brother, My Brother and Me −2

Eddsworld +4

Hatsune Miku

Ava’s Demon

Cameron Dallas

CrankGameplays

The number in italics indicates how many spots a name or title moved up or down from the previous week. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last week.