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Buddy Check is an app that helps you and your friends to keep track of each other when going out. GPS functionality combined with timed buddy checks makes it more fun and safe to stick together throughout the night.

OR, I've got a better idea. Stop being such a prick and let your friends enjoy them-fucking-selves. If they wanna go shag anything that breathes, or pass out and get hypothermia in a ditch, let them! If you're old enough to drink, you're old enough to look after your drunk ass.

I swear to god, if I ever meet the person who conceived this, or in fact anyone using this piece of crap app, I'll smash a kettlebell onto their toes.

Want to learn more about what Accenture does? Sky Journey challenges you to use Accenture digital, strategy, tec...

Wait, wait, let me just stop you right there. You didn't give me a chance to answer your question.

NO I FUCKING DON'T WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT WHAT ACCENTURE DOES. AND IF I AM A BUSINESSMAN WORTH THEIR SALT I'D FIND OUT ANY OTHER WAY THAN DICKING AROUND WITH YOUR POXY MOBILE GAME.

With Veet-it, you can select and delete your mensions and re-tweets with in the last 28 days.You can easily find & remove your unwanted tweets by searching a specific word.

WHERE DO I START?! First off, it's 'mentions' with a 'T' not an 'S' you utter waste of f*cking oxygen.

And secondly, I would rather remove my pubic hair with a belt sander covered in tacks, than even acknowledge this is an application, marketing, software, or any form of intelligence from those who made it.

Introducing Perfect Pop, from the makers of Pop Secret. Perfect Pop listens to the pops coming from your microwave to find the precise moment when your Pop Secret popcorn is perfectly done.

"F*ck me, before I had this app I had to use the long complicated instructions to cook my popcorn. Thank F*CK for Perfect Pop making it so simple to make popcorn, and to hate every bone in the body of the people who made this spunk dumpster of an app a reality"

The T.G.I. Friday's YOLO App is here to help you live life to the fullest – whether you're celebrating with friends and family, going on the ultimate night out or whatever you love to live for! Capture those YOLO moments with photos, videos and comments and keep them all in one place – no more jumping from album to album to see all the action. Invite your friends to join in – they can add their own content straight into your events too!

You utter, utter SH*TC*NTS. Anyone involved with this app deserves to have YOLO tattooed on their tongue and eyeballs...and then take a baseball bat to the throat.

Happy Places by Coca-Cola is that place where you can upload photos of your happy moments, share them, and remember them any time you want

My Happy place would be watching a group of angry carnivorous beavers chewing at the crotch of whoever said this would be a smart idea.

Flush&Go is the only tube you can flush down the toilet which immediately breaks down as soon as it comes into contact with water. Ready for a “roll” playing game? Throw the toilet rolls in the right place as quickly as you can. Ordinary rolls in the rubbish bin. Flush&Go in the toilet.

A GAME ABOUT SH*T ROLL TUBES?! F*CK OFF. I MEAN...SERIOUSLY...F*CK!

Welcome to the Domestos Germ buster app. Play the germ buster game to destroy those ‘menacing nasties’ that lurk in your home and learn about the benefits of Domestos over thin bleach.

Play our game and learn about bleach? You are having a f*cking laugh aren't you?! To whoever approved this, you should seriously consider your place in society. Moron.

Be amazed by Jack Nano and Daisy dancing on the palm of your hand or stay entertained by playing their “matching shoes” memory game

I will bet my annual salary, and my testicles, that no poor kid is gonna give a f*ck about playing this piece of sh*t matching game. Seriously Clarks, what do you think the youth of today is really like?!?!

Join Cadbury and Hapeebury on a Happy Mission around the nation (and galaxy) in sharing more happiness!

What the f*ck is this? Seriously, I don't have a clue...

Put your golf skills to the test with City Golf by Mercedes-Benz, Official Patron of The Open Championship. Swing your device like an actual golf club to play through 27 par-3-style holes with our innovative swing tracking technology. I swear to f*cking god, if I ever see anyone playing invisible augmented reality golf in the street, I will take an actual golf club to their f*cking kneecaps. Oh, hang on...that scenario will never happen, because NO-ONE WILL EVER F*CKING PLAY THIS GAME.

This little bit of magic will change the way you see things! Butlins Augmented Reality app brings the static to life! Simply scan your phone over the beautiful seahorse and see who pops up to say hello! Will fascinate both parents and children alike, the only question is who will spot the mystery creature hiding in the porthole first?

Magic? Beautiful? Fascinate?

More like ARSE, SH*T and W*NKTURNIP.

Add a little happy to your photos. The Be Happy app lets you add quirky cat and dog graphics from Purina’s Be Happy brand to all your photos. After all, haven’t you always wanted whiskers and a tail? Share your creations with your friends through Twitter, Facebook, or email.

IS THIS A F*CKING JOKE?! SERIOUSLY, SHOW YOUR HAND IF YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS! IF YOU PASS 100 DOWNLOADS I WILL DROWN MYSELF IN HALF DIGESTED PURINA PET FOOD.

P&G, Proud Sponsor of Moms, gives you the opportunity to thank your Mom in a big way through the Thank You, Mom. Just scan the P&G-IOC worldwide partner logo using the augmented reality application, write a message for your mom and see your message flashed in an electronic billboard along EDSA!

Your mum will thank you more if you just don't use this waste of f*cking space, unnecessary application of technology, pile of arse.

Save your photo memories and share your moments of happiness with the My Celebrations Photo Book by Coca-Cola, a fun and simple way to tell your story with Coca-Cola. Combine your own pictures and comments with cool themes to make fantastic scrapbooks and share them on Facebook or Twitter.

Hey Coca-Cola, not a f*cking chance. Regards, Mr C.Brapps.

Don't sit and let the world pass you by. Get out and do something creative, challenging and adventurous with Red Bull Mission Control. Using your camera, your compass, your playlist and check-ins, compete with other agents across the globe to to complete 10 levels of individual and team missions.

Red Bull gives you wings...and sh*t applications that no-one will f*cking use.

Oh...and crabs. Red Bull gives you crabs.

Enjoy Euro 2012 with Hyundai at London’s Piccadilly Circus. Use our app to turn you and your friends into colourful football-crazy characters that come to life when you scan the Hyundai screen at Piccadilly Circus in London.

"Right, we've booked one of the most famous and prime pieces of advertising real estate in the world. Let's f*cking RUIN IT with some bullsh*t mobile app idea. OOOHH and let's use QR codes too!"

W*NKERS.

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