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I engage with fiction in a normal way. don’t look at my blog
"who the hell is bloody mary?"
dumbest thing I've made ever actually anyway!!! rough draft i will probably not finalize unfortunately </3 that last little doodle is under the cut!!
The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.
Every time I go they put me in a chair and they say look into this machine there's a hot air balloon or a farmhouse in there and I do and I'm like you're right I see it and they're like yeah keep admiring that hot air balloon or farmhouse and I do and I'm like this shit's quaint as fuck and then do you know what happens next they attack me they jumpscare me with air directly into my eyeballs and i fall out the chair and they say sorryyyy but they're NOT they wanted this to happen they KNEW about the jumpscare well now I'm wise to it now I know better when I go in and they say look at this bodacious hot air balloon I'm like NO WAY DUDE that balloon wishes me harm have at thee and I attack them and push them on the ground and spit on them
Posting this gif twice because I finally figured out how to make GIFs properly and it makes me laugh
Rocky truly is the character of all time. He’s been alone for so long he fully jumpscares the first living being he encounters. He is so smart. He is kinda dumb. He’s naked 24/7. His mate is on average 18 times bigger than him. He is autistic. He has adopted a squishy wet cat of a platonic boyfriend/soulmate. He is living in a romcom about a soldier coming back to his awesome partner after all the years of suffering. His platonic boyfriend is constantly in fight or flight. He makes one (1) intentional joke. He is saved by a being named mercy and patience. He unintentionally recreated five feet apart bc they can never touch. He learns how to hug anyway. He saves both planets through the power of friendship and stubbornness and a frankly alarming lack of self preservation. He hates Mark just cause. He rewrites the bro code.
screenshot redraw that took FOREVER (it was 5 hours)
I suppose if you never look inside the skull you can fool yourself that the brain is some vague portal to an angelic realm of pure cognition, but once you find that squeezing this bit turns you blind but only on odd days of the week and a sharp tap to that bit makes the color yellow smell like strawberries and changes your religion then you being to realise it’s just another organ as fiddly and temperamental as your small intestine or your kidneys and about as rational.
THE SOUP NEEDS TO BE JOSTLED OR IT WILL BE SAD
THE SOUP NEEDS TO BE JOSTLED OR IT WILL BE SAD
THE SOUP NEEDS TO HE JOSTLED OR IT WILL BE SAD
Snippit of the ending of the book caz these two mean so much to me. I love them so much its not even funny.
my guy
mind the folds
The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.
However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.
That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.
yuh i was there, that's how it happened
Can confirm prev, I was the closing bartender that night. It 100% happened this way, their reunion was so cute 😍!
Can I have large fries, two cheese dips, and a Coke
And a Happy Meal!
And a Happy Meal
There is a pawn shop run by the fae. It exists in every city in the country, perhaps every city on the planet. To get there you just have to draw an open sign on an abandoned store, and wait until 3:00 in the morning, and walk in. It's just a handful of autumn fae who man the shop, but they say their boss is one of the most powerful fae spirits there is.
The fae do not deal in money, they deal in aspects. You can pawn off any aspect of yourself, or occasionally a very valuable item (though it's up in the air what the fae consider valuable) for store credit. And then you can spend the store credit to get things others have pawned off to the fae. People can gain a lot from such a store, but they'll have to lose a lot in turn. And those who try to chest the fae or steal from them end up with truly terrifying consequences.
There have been people who have used the store as a way of getting out of consequences. There was a man in Atlantic City so deep in debt that he feared the loan sharks would kill his family, and he went to the fae. They sold him a magic lantern, so beautiful and powerful he could sell it and become a millionaire. But he had to pawn off his identity and past to get it, and not a single person who knew him would recognize or remember him the momment he left the shop. His family was safe and debt was gone, and it was worth it, and he would watch them from the shadows at times. Though his fate became worse when someone else walked into the shop and bought his past, and got to be his wife's husband and his children's father instead.
Sometimes the true consequences aren't always obvious. There was a child in Boston who had come into the store, and sold her future womanhood to the fae for the best candy bars in the world. For years she didn't know she was going to face any consequence, but when she reached adolescence she didn't go through puberty, to doctors it seemed as if her womb had faded into nothing, and nothing they injected her with worked. As an adult she tried to get it back but learned it had been pawned off to someone who wanted it more then she ever could know.
All the way up in Vermont there was a preacher who wanted to know the true nature of the universe and how it was created, so he could convince people of his religion with perfect knowledge instead of just faith. He pawned the bones of ancient saints to the fae just to get it, and seemed so happy with himself. But when he found out the truth he screamed for days upon days, wandering the woods in terror. When he came to his senses again he said he didn't want to burden anyone with such knowledge, and chose to never speak of religion again.
There was a woman in Brooklyn who had been kicked out of one of the city's greatest underground wizarding schools, who went to the fae shop to try to get phenomenal cosmic power, and eternal life. She sold off the most valuable thing she thought she had, her ability to fall in love (most fae who worked that shop would have given her more credit for her fancy hat but she didn't know that). She thought she would one day earn it back, and she thought that the fate that she was given would destroy her humanity until she got it back. But she ended up being fine with her new way of living in the world, she just started seeing her former boyfriend as her best freind instead, and was still able to form connections and live a good life. She never went back for her romantic attraction, it wouldn't be worth it anyway, (and it was sold off to a vampire anyway but that's a whole other story).
There was even someone out in Connecticut who tried to become the most powerful person in the world by making deals with the fae shop. He started out by agreeing that he would trade a finger for the power to fly, and then he agreed that he'd let them take more and more of his body for the sake of getting more and more powers that the shop had laying around. And when it was all over with and he walked out with so many powers, all that was left of him with a single drop of blood, but it was the most powerful drop of blood in North America.
That's just how it is sometimes.
it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible
and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring
You chuckle fucks realize Rocky doesn’t say “statement”
That’s not a pattern of speech that he uses. Ever
He does it in the movie because Grace does it Eridians wouldn’t say statement get your fucking head in the game
They say question because question is different from statement if they’re saying question then it’s implied that if they’re not saying question it’s a statement
this was funnier in my head but here's a doodle anyways
i know their universes are separate but mark watney randomly picking up a hobby of intensely following a niche branch of microbiology while he was recovering from the mars debacle would be so him
random thoughts at 4am had me thinking about how useful he'd be to the project because of his outside the box thinking and creativity
stratt WOULD send an international icon who survived on a planet alone back up into space no questions asked
still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.
we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?
one time I saw a photo of a skinned whale/dolphin flipper on reddit or something and I've just never recovered
there's just. A paw in there.
One of the most spiritually profound moments of my life was when I was sixish and at a natural history museum with my parents that had a whale skeleton hanging from the ceiling.
I remember my dad picking me up to sit on his shoulders (possibly one of the last times he did that because I was getting too big to hold there for long) so I could be close to it's flipper because he wanted to show me something. He had me hold up my arm parallel to the whale's, and explained that we had the same bones, pointing to it's scapula and humerus and radius and ulna and so on while poking the same bones in my skinny little arm, all they way down to the tips of my fingers and it's own.
And in that moment, I could suddenly see how the whale and I were the same animal, just stretched and shrunk into different proportions by nature. There was an entire exhibit with skeletons of different animals and we went through all of them, picking out the hands and faces of all of them on myself.
I had never felt such a profound connection to the world around me before as I realized on a visceral level that not only was I related to all these creatures, they were very literally my distant cousins, and that in a way, they were me from back then and I was them from now, and we all were others still from the future.
Every living thing on earth is your cousin. The most distantly related humans are your 50th cousins. Chimps are your several thousandth cousins. An octopus is your 25 millionth cousin. Trees are your billionth cousins. You and I are surrounded by family. And that makes me feel profoundly loved.
So thanks dad, for pulling your shoulder a bit to show me that I am part of the universe. I love you too.